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obsidianstrawberrymilk · 2 years

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Okay seriously why.

#tims closest relationships within the batfam are literally with steph cass and dick #damian and jason arent even on the list #babs was jasons batgirl!! she mentored him!! she said she loved him!!#and duke has killed the joker in a simulation so hes literally the only batkid rn without as much baggage with jason if you want someone #dick and babs are best friends too #they have baggage yea #but theyve known each other for years #theyre v close and babs knows a vulnerable side to dick he rarely shows around the others #and steph was dick and damians batgirl!!#shes literally the closest to damian out of the bats after dick #she sees him as a child first and foremost and is one of the few people to do so #not to mention the potential relationships like #cass and damian bonding over being raised as weapons??#babs jason and duke having bitching sessions about the joker??#steph tim and cass as a trio is ICONIC #steph and duke bonding over riddles??#steph and cass have SUCH a sweet bond #and ofc babs mentoring all the batgirls #like theres so much to explore beyond just the four batboys #and the fact that its mainly the women and not whitewashed poc who get that sort of treatment is #batfamily #batfam #stop excluding the batgirls and duke 2k22 #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #duke thomas

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yourlocal-edgelord · 1 month

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feel like one day the batfam would just grow fed up of jason bragging that he died once and use it against him

———

Jason: You know i died on-

Bruce: My son died once, it was a very hard time for us all we spent it grieving

Jason: …

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*Jason walking in with a stab wound*

Dick looking at the dagger clearly alarmed: What happened baby bird?!?

Jason: No big deal, nothing compared to my de-

Dick: you know my baby brother died once, he could die again, I’m going to get B to bar you from patrol since death is so traumatic for you.

Jason pausing wide eyed: WHAT?!?

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Tim: cool shirt steph

Steph: Thanks i tye dyed it with cass

Jason: You know i died once

Tim sighing and looking out the window wistfully: It wasn’t you that died jason, it was the mAgIc iN rObIn

*steph cracking up*

#Jason: I DIED ONCE #Damian: ok and?#batfam #batfamily #batfam headcanons #batman #tim drake #jason todd #red robin #dick grayson #red hood #stephanie brown #bruce wayne #nightwing #spoiler #batgirl #spoiler dc #steph brown #jasons death

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allthegothihopgirls · 2 months

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"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

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bibibusinessman · 10 days

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bobbinalong · 9 months

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silly billies

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wednesday-if-it-was-tuesday · 2 years

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Imagine Batman accidentally repeating the shit his kids say in front of the Justice League.

*Steph goes up from behind and kicks Riddler’s ass.*

Nightwing on patrol: Slay, that.

Jason in the comms: He might be trying to bomb Gotham PD, but that custom green suit is literally so rad.

Tim: Yeah, he’s deadass serving cunt.

Bruce: Can we handle this fir—— DICK, on your left!

——Later that week @ the Watch Tower——

Clark: Have you seen Barry’s new suit?

Bruce: Yeah, it serves so much cunt.

*All heads turn*

#batfam #batman #batfamily #jason todd #batboys #robin #red hood #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #bruce wayne #red robin #alfred pennyworth #justice league #stephanie brown #spoiler #steph brown #batgirl

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that-one-annoying-fan-girl · 12 days

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Killing off Jason Todd again the same week they bring back wfa feels like a hate crime

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dreamingaboutsakuratrees · 2 months

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headcanon that every bat can recognize the others just by hearing them cry

kinda like how some people can recognize others by their footsteps, but make it more angsty

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welcometogrouchland · 5 months

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I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #Jason Todd #batfamily #it's just a fun quirk! it's a fun lil detail and I simply cannot slight ppl for enjoying and incorporating it into works #like obviously jason isn't the only one. I'm a big believer in the batfam having over lapping interests they refuse to bond over #i know dick canonically used the robin hood stories (which are pretty flowery in their language far as i can tell) as inspo for Robin #and i know babs was a librarian and even tho her area of nerddom is characterized as more computery she probably knows quite a lot-#-about literature as well #duke is a hobbyist writer i believe? i saw a fan mention that- which if so is great and I hope he's also a nerd #(i mean he is canonically. i remember him being a puzzle nerd in his introduction. but i mean specifically a lit nerd)#damian called Shakespeare boring but also took acting classes so i think he's more of a theatre kid.#Tim's a dropout and i don't think he's ever shown distinct interest in english lit and i can't remember for Steph?#I'm ngl my brain hyperfocused on musician Steph i forget some of her other interests I'm sorry (minus softball and gymnastics!)#and then Cass had her whole (non linear but it's whatevs) arc about literacy and learning to read #went from struggling to read in batgirl 00 to memorizing Shakespeare in 'tec and is now an avid read in batgirls!#she's shown reading edgar allen poe but we don't know if it's his short stories or his poems #point to all of the above being: i know Jason's not the only lit nerd in the batfam #but also i do need him to be writing poetry in his spare time and reading and reviewing it #jason at the next dead robins society meeting: evening folks today I'll be assigning all of us poems based on laika the space dog #damian and steph who have been kidnapped and brought to jasons warehouse to hangout: LET US GO BITCH #speaking of^ random poem i think jason would like: space dog by alan shapiro #wake up one morning in an unfamiliar more mature body with a profound sense of abandonment. the last four lines. mmm tasty

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redhoodforreal · 7 months

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We ARE a bunch of liar.

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lovesick-joey · 2 years

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goofy ahh headcanon where Stephanie and Cass are way too into fanfiction

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batcowenraged · 1 month

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the question isn’t “which robin bites?” it’s “under what circumstances does each robin bite?” bc the answer to the first question is all of them but the second one has a multitude of possible answers and i think all of them are right

#steph bites during sparring more than she does in real fights #this is my contribution #batman #batman comics #dc robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #batgirl #damian wayne

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borderlinegerard · 3 months

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theyre all just so stupid

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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month

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bouncing off my last post, obviously none of the waynes would want to attend the met gala. so, i think they have a yearly betting or competition (different every year), and the loser has to attend.

they go the whole nine yards. expensive designers, over the top costumes. if they're going, they're going all out. they're all just waiting for the year that the theme will warrant sending one lucky family member in a bedazzled batman suit.

back home they play the night as a bingo game. they spend weeks curating a custom bingo sheet that best fits how they believe the 'chosen one' is going to act, and use it as they watch the event live. but as the kids get older (by the time tim is 16ish), it morphs into a drinking game as well, in 'take a shot when (family member) does _____' format, for the younger kids the shot is some disgusting exotic fruit juice that hits just as badly as what the older kids have.

the longer the tradition goes on, the more friends/co-workers/partners get roped into it. (they also start to send a +1 with the wayne kid, so they can involve everyone, but still get the same media attention their games require).

bruce opts himself out of the whole thing by the time all members of his kids respective teams (+ diana and clark) are over at the manor once a year to participate.

it becomes frankly disturbing how involved everyone gets, and how freakily vigilant of the media they all become in the days after the event (keeping in mind typically NONE of them, even the external participants who aren't in the wayne family, are active on social media whatsoever.)