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incorrect-darksiders · 2 years

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“Man, I never expected to be a father of 3.”

— Death, after Fury, War and Strife become Horsemen

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incorrectbatfam · 8 days

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Alfred gets sick of Bruce breaking and losing stuff on patrol so he gets a label maker and starts naming items after the kids

Alfred: I got you a new phone, just like you asked. Its name is Jason. Try not to let it die.

Bruce, tearing up: Why would you say that—

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everwalldigan · 13 days

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Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house

Bonus:

#you won’t join the justice league you’ll be leading them #Bruce: nightwing is literally the best vigilante to ever exist #Bruce: when I grow up I wanna be like nightwing #meanwhile dick: ugh Bruce literally doesn’t respect me he always treats me like a child he thinks I’m incompetent #Bruce: you are literally who I aspire to me you’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life #dick: he’s such an ass I’m not a child anymore!! I can take care of myself why won’t he trust me??#Bruce: losing you would literally be the death of me I won’t lose you cause I’ll be joining you in death #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #dcu #nightwing #good dad bruce wayne #unhinged dad Bruce Wayne #dick and bruce #shitpost #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #batman twitter au

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strobbiery · 3 months

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Fourteen (from across the house): DonnaAAA WHERE’S MY—

*everyone turns into dust* *everyone is alive again*

Donna (also from across the house): WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR CLONE DO NOW

#doctor who incorrect quotes #doctor who #the fourteenth doctor #donna noble #the empire of death

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cardinalcheerio · 7 months

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Half the time I'm like, "can we have jason todd media not all about his death"?

Then I realize. If I died I would never shut up about it.

"Can you get up and grab that for me?"- absolutely not. My legs are tired from death.

"Will you go to the store with me?"- leaving the house?!? What if I die AGAIN.

So yeah, anyone who thinks jason talks about his death too much. Be honest. We'd all do the exact same thing.

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hinamie · 7 days

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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #I LOVE PLOTTING AND ALSO SCHEMING #listen i have a lot of feelings and i needed 2 process them and i do that by making art 2 target my mutuals directly #read my about it's there it's in the fineprint if we talk You Are Not Safe smile #i just . BITING BITING BITING this fic #the domesticity the grief the casual yet unfathomably deep soulmatism.......im ruined i tell u Ruined #so naturally i dropped everything #remember how i said lefts/rights r my enemy my beloathed my nemesis. MIRRORS MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE FHGDSAJFGJS I WANTED DEATH #i was like this is incorrect. no this is correct. flips them around in my head. no im wrong again actually #purgatory tbh but we got there (watch me be wrong again tho if i am wrong again i think i will Cry)#anyway!!! i don't have much else to say except pls read the fic and show jinx some love they 1000% deserve it this fic 1000% deserves it #i could only draw so many scenes but i would draw all of it if i could #fr i ws so paranoid abt accuracy lmao cut 2 footage of me looking up rice cooker models and wtf the colour 'carnelian' was #i hope i got everything right i hope i did it justice :'>#also if any1 mentions how megumi's arm in 3 is at an awkward angle. look me in the eye and tell me youve comfortably cuddled with someone #i will call u a liar

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bizarrelittlemew · 11 months

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ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #first and last are my favs ngl #ofmd crack

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tiger-grace · 2 months

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Bruce Wayne, being the worlds greatest detective, psychoanalyzing every teammate/hero around him in the JL yet somehow is incapable of doing such to himself

Flash: I feel like I can never open up to the team

Batman: Maybe it’s your problems with emotional intimacy because you maintain a purely comedic relationship with your closest friends and never speak about your serious grievances.

Alfred: sir do you ever think crimefighting directly after the death of Jason may lead you to be more aggressive

Bruce: no why would you say that (slamming fists into low level criminals face)

#he was absolutely going ham on the rookie burglars post robin death #crime rates definitely dropped in Gotham for a while for how violent Bruce was being #emotionally incompetent only inwardly #and occasionally for his family members #batman #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #justice league #Justice league dcu #dcu #dc universe #batman incorrect quotes #robin #flash

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themistymountainscold · 10 months

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