#incorrect flash

[cisco-ramon-didnt-name-me]

Side-blog for The Flash CW

》 Watched s1-6, only really care about s1-4 everything else I ignore. I like supergirl and arrow when Barry is there.

》 Multi-shipper and polycule lover

》 Characters I main; Snart, Cisco, Wells, Harry, Felicity, Barry (I love most of the characters tho)

》 I rb whatever I want but I tag everything for easy filtering

》 no dni just be kind

》 my main

》 art credit

Ignore the blog name I literally couldn't think of one and unfortunately I can't just get Cisco to do it for me.

[lovesick-joey]

youtube content in the dc universe

two | three

[confused-wanderer]

Dick: Hey Bart! How’s it hanging?

Kid Flash: We accidentally travelled back in time like ten years or so

Dick: what else is new

Kid flash: .. Tim ran into his younger self

Dick:

Tim *walking past them and muttering under his breath*

Tim *mimicking*: Look at me! I’m so young and dumb! Such an annoying kid my god no wonder our parents were always trying to get away

Dick:

Tim *mimicking*: I’m so happy I’m smiling!

Kid flash: He-

Tim: Just suffer like the rest of us you coward

Tim *mimicking*: That’s not fair!

Tim: oh! Look at that! LIFE’S not fair dumbass

Dick:

Tim: Waah I’ve been hurt! I want love! Please don’t leave me!

Tim: Fool. Shut up and carry on with that pain in silence like the rest of us. Pathetic I was never like that . People are overrated and crying is underrated.

Tim *mimicking*: Oh! Batman’s awesome! And so is Robin!

Tim: Batman’s a goddamn idiot. Robin.. well okay true for the first one. But the second? The second one is a BITC-

[tiger-grace]

Flash: what the hell happened with no metas in gotham?

Batman: Signal is a special case, I trust him solely as one of gotham’s vigilantes-

Flash: What? No. I’m talking about the blue one. I saw him lift like, 1000 pounds the other day.

Batman: … it was that or therapy

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarette.

Dick: But Jason, we don't smoke.

Jason: Cut the crap, Dick. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jason, pointing at Roy: One.

Jason, pointing at Kyle: Two.

Jason, pointing at Kory: Three.

Jason, pointing at Wally: Four.

Jason, pointing at Dick: Five.

Jason: Now, I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers.

Roy: *puts a cigarette in Jason's hand*

Jason: Thank you. Light?

Everyone: *pulls out a lighter*

[outtamynoggin]

Roy: It's so unfair

Wally: What's unfair?

Roy: How so damn pretty Dick is!

Kori: *Positively smug* Of course he is beautiful. I tell him every day. Sometimes twice. Sometimes all night

Gar: *annoyed* It's so unfair! The guy could literally commit a crime and just smile his way out of it!

Wally: On that note, sometimes it's a good thing.

Roy: What?

Wally: One time, we got pulled over for speeding, and the cop let him go because he "looked trustworthy".

Gar: So?

Wally: I was driving.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Kon: Fuck the cops.

Wally: Done.

Kon: What.

Wally: What.

[chicken-nuggs-and-cozy-hugs]

I love this. It makes me laugh every time I see it. 😂

A brand new hero 12 seconds after stepping over the border of Central City: Time to- The Rogues, materialising out of nowhere: You’re not Barry. Hero: Sorry, what? Captain Cold: Where’s Barry? We want Barry back. Hero: How did you even get here so fast? Golden Glider: We’re chased by the best, we know how to be quick. Hero: Who are you people? Heat Wave: Great, we get to do the Villain Speech. Barry loves the Villain Speech. Captain Cold: Remember that time Barry and I got into a pun-off? That was amazing. He has the best puns. I could listen to him forever. Hero: What the fuck is happening right now? Captain Cold: You swear? What kind of example are you setting for the kids? Barry never swears. Mirror Master: I mean, he said Fiddlesticks that one time. Pied Piper: But he felt really bad about it after. Hero: Look, I just want to do a quick patrol, maybe kick some bad guy ass, then go home okay? Captain Cold: A quick patrol? You mean you’re not going to lecture us on how much good we could be doing for the city instead? Barry would be lecturing us by now. You’re supposed to be telling me that you know I want to be a hero like you and getting misty eyed and choked up and- Golden Glider: Lenny… Captain Cold: Huh? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re supposed to be trying to reform us not punish us. Barry doesn’t care about kicking ass, kid. Hero: Heat Wave: You’re not going to stop and make sure everyone in the bank we just robbed had dinner before sending them home? Barry would have brought pizza. Hero: Pied Piper: I bet you don’t even make sure your crooks get to a hospital after you beat them up. Captain Cold: We are so disappointed in you. 

Brand new hero 12 seconds after stumbling into the Hall of Justice covered in frost and You Tried Your Best stickers, sobbing: Why are they so mean??

[vivalafxxku]

Dick: Do you ever just see something that changes your life? Wally: I saw you. Dick: That is so sweet and nice and totally makes me feel bad about showing you this picture of Damian dressed as a pumpkin.

[percythejedi]

never made one of these before but it seemed fun ^_^

[megalithical]

wally: due to personal reasons, i will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

conner: did dick say 'i love you' and you said 'thanks'?

wally: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

[batfamgalore]

*Dick is saying he is being sabotaged after he takes a drug test and fails*

Bruce: Okay, I know you don’t do drugs, so maybe there is something to what you’re saying.

Bruce : I’ll talk to Gordon and arrange an appeal. I’ll also put someone on this sabotage theory.

Wally: I got it. Dick, when I find whoever did this to you, I’m gonna rip out their eyeballs and fill their sockets-

Bruce: I think you might be too close to this.

Wally: Copy that.

[lovesick-joey]

worldbuilding: the threequel

one | two

[superbat-love]

Flash: I have a confession to make... I think I’m in love with two people, and I feel so guilty about it.

Green Lantern: Don’t feel guilty. You love who you love.

Flash: Wait, are you in love with more than one person too?

Green Lantern: Hell no! I value my life. Good luck, buddy. [pats his shoulder and walks away]

Flash: [sighs] No one understands me.

Superman: I can empathize with you, Flash. I, too, am secretly in love with two men!

Flash: Really? Wow, that actually makes me feel a lot better. Looks like I’m not the only one struggling with a huge secret.

Batman: I’m Bruce Wayne.

Superman: I am secretly in love with one man!

[tiger-grace]

Bruce Wayne, being the worlds greatest detective, psychoanalyzing every teammate/hero around him in the JL yet somehow is incapable of doing such to himself

Flash: I feel like I can never open up to the team

Batman: Maybe it’s your problems with emotional intimacy because you maintain a purely comedic relationship with your closest friends and never speak about your serious grievances.

Alfred: sir do you ever think crimefighting directly after the death of Jason may lead you to be more aggressive

Bruce: no why would you say that (slamming fists into low level criminals face)

[ahfrickenfrick]

jason: i physically cannot believe you’re the oldest

dick: wtf why not

jason: i literally heard you ask alfred if you can have wally over for a playdate, you’re 27 years old!! wally is 28 for gods sake, you have your own place!!

dick: …you are NEVER too old for a playdate with your homie

jason: YOU’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN YEARS!!