#incorrect+quotes

[dearlymrme]

Y/N: Okay, that's it! I will now torture you.

Terzo: Oh... Kinky.

Y/N: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Terzo: Wh–? Wait–

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Terzo: No...

Y/N Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Terzo: Stop! I need a safeword!

[incorrect-kttk-quotes]

Tamaki: I’m not a “serial” killer.

Ishikawa: That’s good- wait. Why did you emphasize “serial”?

[notsayingbutamsaying]

Hwaorang: the universe is so unfair and cruel!!

Xiaoyu : you just punched jin for no reason

Hwaorang: the universe made me do it...see this is what i am talking about!

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[bisexualvader]

[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[ditzybat]

tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

They were so insane for this

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[dearlymrme]

Copia: What does it mean when you're flirting with a girl and she's crying while holding a crucifix?

Terzo: You may be coming on a bit too strong.

[notsayingbutamsaying]

A: so i checked your search history and...

B: ...

A: are you writing a murder mystery book?

B: ... Yeah

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce, during a family meeting: this is just a reminder therapy is covered by our health insurance plan

Tim: why do you always look at me when you say that

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

[batcavescolony]

*hanging out at Titans Tower*

Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-

Jason: can you not?

Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?

Jason: I have a rep-

Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!

Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!

Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-

Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.

Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.