How do the members of the Batfam announce their engagement?
Dick: Guys, I have an announcement.
Stephanie: This better be worth interrupting my waffle time.
Dick: Wally and I are engaged!
*crickets*
Stephanie: Can you pass the syrup?
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Kate: You better not wear that to my wedding.
Bruce, tying his tie: Wedding? Are you even engaged?
Kate: *picks her nails, smiling*
Bruce: No way.
Kate: Mhm. Asked Renee last night.
Bruce: What'd she say?
Kate: What do you THINK she said, dumbass?
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Tim: Toss me the Riddler file.
Bruce: *grunts*
Tim: Also I'm engaged to Bernard.
Tim: And Kon.
Tim: And Bart felt left out so we included him in too.
Bruce: *grunts*
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Barbara: Not to break the fourth wall, but I know how to end this ship war for good.
Barbara: *turns to Kory*
Barbara: The courthouse closes at five. If we leave now we can make it in time to get married.
Kory: I have a dentist's appointment. Can we go tomorrow?
Barbara: Sure, engaged for a day and married by tomorrow. But we have a tight schedule.
Steph: That sounded fun. Hey Cass, wanna do the same?
Cass, shrugging: Sure.
Kate: What in the U-Haul did I just witness?
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Bruce: Selina Kyle, will you marry me?
Selina: Yes, I will.
Dick, from the rafters: Whoo!
Stephanie, ripping off her disguise: Get it, B-man!
Cass, in the corner: *nods in approval*
Jason, from the floorboards: About damn time.
Tim, behind the lamp: My legs were getting tired.
Damian, inside a plant: This took entirely too long.
Duke, materializing from the shadows: For real though, congrats.
Barbara, via a speaker: This wasn't my idea, just so you know.
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Roy: Oh good, you're both here.
Bruce: Yeah, but why?
Oliver: I was wondering that too.
Bruce: Get your own thoughts.
Oliver: Like your signature brood doesn't come from the Grey Ghost end card.
Jason: There's something important we have for you.
Jason: *gets down on one knee*
Jason: Roy Harper, will you do me the honor of pissing our dads off and marrying me?
Roy, tearing up: Oh Jason, of course I will.
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Damian during all this:
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Gotham Twitter AU PT. 45
<<Part 44<< Master List >>TBC>>
Guess who's back, back again. Garpen's back, tell a friend.
THANK YOU a million to the amazingly talented @iaminjail for the DickKori wedding art shown in slide #1
Nygmobblepot in MY Twitter AU? It's more likely than you think!
My tia: All you *my family's last name* are all so dramatic
My sibling: I know we are
Me: Speak for yourselves. Also you married into this family, you knew what you were getting into.
Sibling: You being defensive and making an opinion when you weren't asked for one, proves her point
Me: FUCK.
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ribbon cuffs
pairing : kate bishop x reader
prompt : wrapping presents
𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲
" y/n, can you help me a sec ? " you heard kate call from the living room.
she had been in there wrapping for around 25 minutes while you worked on making dinner and this was the first you'd heard anything from her since you parted ways.
you set down the knife you had been using to cook and turning down the stove to come to your heroes rescue.
" what's up ?" you questioned as you made your way into the living room.
your question was answered when you took in the scene infront of you.
lucky was sat on the arm chair, wrapped in three different colours of ribbon, fighting with a crumpled up piece of wrapping paper.
and then there was kate. sat on the floor infront of the coffee table, her hands tied together with the same ribbon wrapped around lucky.
" how did this happen ?" you asked incredulously, moving to crouch infront of your girlfriend and untie her hands.
" he was trying to eat the chocolates we bough for laura. but i ended up chasing him around the table, and the clever thing handcuffed me...somehow " she said with a soft laugh, her eyes focused on your hands as you undid the knots and twists that the labrador had created.
once you freed her hands, kate assisted you in unwrapping lucky from his colourful prison.
the two of you ended up with a pile of unwrapped ribbon that you would need to sort out, but for now, you could stuff the mess into a box and deal with it later.
after dinner, you helped kate finish wrapping the remaining presents.
and by 'help' you meant sit behind her as she wrapped them and hand her long strips of untangled ribbon to wrap around them.
the gifts were stacked onto the table before you went to bed, and when the three of you were curled up comfortably on the mattress, kate pulled out a piece of ribbon for lucky to play with, attached to her finger so that he couldnt get himself tangled up in that.
@rhayanm
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