#unfortunately that is incorrect

[theperksofbeingstupid]

more language things. the way i (as a spanish speaker) think of the grammatical structure of pt-br is that it's like speaking constantly in formal spanish (wherein você é functions as usted es, and not tú eres) which means the inverse happens where pt-br speakers learning spanish will default to formal spanish (sometimes not even realising that's a thing) when translating. all this to say that reading fics in pt-br and having characters accidentally talking formal spanish with each other is both hilarious and also really interesting because you can tell exactly what their thought process was

[brian-kinney-apologist]

[ddaelie]

[after 1644 photo drop. in the Rosbergs' living room. 4am]

Nico: *crying noises*

Nico: what are you doing in my house? *sob* what are you doing in my house?

Max: first of all, you need to become my teamma-...

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Do you want to take this up to the bedroom?

Harry: Sure! What’s up there?

Draco: Did you bring protection?

Harry: WHY? WHAT’S UP THERE?

[mobius-m-mobius]

it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]

[superbat-love]

Diana: Okay, I think I’ve shared enough about my love life. Now it’s your turn, Bruce.

Bruce: Hn. Clark kissed me today.

Diana: Finally! I want to hear all the details!

Bruce: I could barely breathe. I felt like I was on top of the world.

Diana: Wow, that must have been an incredible kiss. I’m so happy for you!

Bruce: So am I. I was drifting in space and running out of air. I would have suffocated if Clark hadn’t found me and resuscitated me.

Diana: That’s horrible! How is this a love story?!

Bruce: Would it help if I told you that he went in for another kiss?

Diana: No! You nearly died!

Bruce: We were surrounded by stars… and the remains of my spaceship, but I wasn’t really paying attention to that at the time. Anyway, I thought it was very romantic.

[demiboydemon]

[ferrarihoonz]

f1 x internet incorrects [1/?]

[trek-tracks]

Kirk, to Spock’s Katra: That’s a beautiful Doctor you’re wearing.

Spock’s Katra, inside Bones: Thanks, it has pockets

[forgetyoursingalongsandlullabies]

Martin texting Jon while Jon is kidnapped again: Hi Jon. How is America?…? Please let me know where U are and if U R OK… I don’t want 2 sound annoying… I know Elias can be a stupid bitch but you should not take that shit out on me. I just want what’s best for U and to make sure u are happy… I love you so much… like a good friend would love another good friend. Not in a gay way though… even though I am gay. Actually I am really gay. But not for you necessarily. I just like alot of your qualities as a man. Anyways, not to get off topic. Text me back please!

Julia Montauk responding, having taken Jon’s phone: 👍🏼

Martin *out loud*: Oh, he read that so fast!

[braxix]

Maedhros: I have had Elrond for all of two minutes, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone and then myself.

[jade-bright]

Little more of Stiles containing double the Stilinski energy in him, AND Hale energy (aka werewolf shit)

In the middle of figuring out how to deal with a supernatural problem for the local NY pack:

Laura, trying to be reassuring: Just trust your gut

Stiles: Laura, I have anxiety and a very grey morality, I want to kill my problems all the time

Stiles, going days craving fresh rabbit: Now? I want to kill my problems by ripping their throat out, with my teeth

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Aemond and Aegon both wanting Reader looks something like this—

Darling Reader: "Having two partners of high status is both a nightmare a luxury and complicated help me escape them please. But all our problems are solved with communication that always ends up with me covered in hickies and being unable to walk."

Yandere Aemond: "It’s my turn to cuddle them, brother."

Yandere Aegon: "FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT! I WILL BURN ALL OF WESTEROS DOWN IF I DO NOT GET MY FIVE MORE MINUTES OF PRIVATE CUDDLE TIME!"

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I'm so sorry professor trein, we can't do the presentation today!

Trein: and why is that?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Because, uh...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, looks at Ace: oh! Because one the members in our group got sent to the hospital 😞

Ace: What?! Who?!

Deuce, confused: hmm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking up a chair: You

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu wacks Ace with the chair, rendering him unconscious (Very unfortunate)*

Deuce: HUH?!

Trein: ...

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

[meloartist]

alright

[quote from house, md]

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: you’re frowning again.

cody: i'm always frowning.

obi-wan: ah, but you weren’t this morning.

cody: you weren’t getting shot at this morning.

obi-wan:

obi-wan: that's.. a fair point.