#Source: how I met your mother

[shadywhistleup]

P: I could sure stand to do something stupid. C: C: C: I'm something stupid, do me.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: Sand...

Anakin: Yup...

Ahsoka: Instead of telling Padmé you love her for the first time, you said “I hate sand.”

Anakin: Yeah...

Ahsoka:

Anakin:

Ahsoka: How does that happen..?

Anakin, disappointed in himself: I don’t know..

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Well, looks like it’s just going to be you and me.

Y/N, seductively: Oh, really?

Natasha: Actually, I was talking to Liho.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Listen to me, Derek is many things. Friend. Confidant. Occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a man's sexuality is a moving target. Derek: I'm sorry, what?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason, to Bruce: Bruce has no idea I’m high.

Bruce: You’re high?

Jason: Oh, sorry.

Jason: *turns to Dick*

Jason: Bruce has no idea I’m high.

[rollerskate2theface]

Steve: Why does my stomach hurt?

Robin: I’m sorry Steve, I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today

Steve: Ugh Rob you know we’re lactose intolerant

Dustin: Wait- wait- wait wait wait wait

Dustin: Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something the other feels it too?

Max: Oh god, you guys are so codependent

Steve: No we’re not

Eddie: Oh really? What about the other day?

-Other day in the kitchen-

Steve: Oh, I need to get some eggs

Robin: Oh, I’ll come with you

Steve & Robin: *walk 3 steps to the fridge together*

[this-is-krikkit]

sigma: how long have you two been together? chuuya: no! no, no, no, no. no, no-no, no, no, no, no. no, no. dazai and i are not together, no. ugh, no. dazai: really? sixteen no's?

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: Y/N, you're not actually alergic to bacon. It's a lie Wanda came up with so that you'd eat healthier.

Y/N: It's not like that, Nat. I'm alergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, Halloween candies, not saying 'thank you'

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Oh.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

James: So where are you from? Heaven?

Lily: That’s right I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: ...I'm not a fan of cookies.

Yang: Ruby, we've driven across the country for cookies literally hundreds of times.

Weiss: Petal, I've caught you eating cookies in the shower.

Blake: There's a cartoon of you on the local cookie shop's coupons.

[waterfire1848]

[ Clark and Bruce in bed and waking up to a baby crying. ] Clark: You want me to get her? Bruce: No. I got her. [ Bruce picks up the baby and rubs her back. ] Bruce: Shhh. Shhh. Bruce:…Hey, Clark? Clark: Hmmm? Bruce: Who’s baby is this? [ Woman comes in from the other room. ] Woman: What are you doing?!? Your room is across the hall! Bruce, hands her her baby: We’re so sorry. [ They run off. ] Woman: Idiots.

[oceanview15]

Zuko: I’m not in love with Katara, okay.

Zuko: I just miss her when she's not around and think about her all the time.

Zuko: And I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown, suede vest.

[larry-thesnail]

Kate: Hey guys!

Colin: Oh, good! There you are. You’ll tell me the truth. Anthony says that you two never fight.

Kate: Huh, I guess that’s true.

Anthony: Told you!

Colin: No way. I love you both, but you are the two most emotionally ill-equipped individuals in the history of relationships. You two must’ve had at least one fight.

Kate: You know what? We did.

Colin: Aha!

Kate: There was one small dispute about which one of us was more awesome. We just called it a tie and had sex.

*Anthony & Kate high five*

[gardentool]

Gojo: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic friendship.

Y/N: You and me.

Gojo: Don't make me laugh. You wanna hit this so hard.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: *on the phone* We hate Peter now. Get on board or the sexting stops! Stiles: Peter's a son of a bitch!

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I feel like doing something stupid.

Wally: I'm something stupid. Do me.