#incorrect bottoms

[cantotallyeven]

[Image Description: Scene from Bottoms showing Brittney and PJ lying on a bed. Speech bubbles have been added

Brittney: PJ, I'm straight

PJ: So is spaghetti till it gets wet]

[bangchansrose]

john: ride bob into the sky?

bucky:

yelena:

alexei:

ava:

bob:

me, in the theater:

john: what?

[bruciemilf]

instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.

“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“

Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.

The media: well they seem like very good friends

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: what are you in the mood for?

Regulus: world domination

James: that's a bit much for rn, love

Regulus: you're my world, Jamie

James: aww

James:

James: wait

[strawlessandbraless]

Mornin’ sunshine ☀️

[personfrommars10]

Eddie: You know what, fuck you Harrington

Steve: Fuck me yourself you coward

*multiple hours later*

Eddie: you know Harrington I didn't expect you to be such a bottom

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Hey babe, I think we need to be a little quieter at night.

Eddie: Why? We have the house to ourselves.

Buck: The neighbors came and knocked on the door and said "Hey Buck, could you guys possibly keep the noise down?"

Eddie: Did they tell you why?

Buck: They didn't have to. I never told them my name before.

Eddie: Oh... Well, I can't be held responsible for what I do while you pulverize my prostate. They better get some earplugs, I guess.

[blaksstr]

Isaac: "Is that Derek’s hoodie you're wearing, Stiles?"

Stiles: "No. It’s ours now."

Derek: "I don’t even know where my clothes are anymore."

Lydia: "Probably wherever his underwear ended up."

Sheriff: (muttering to himself) "I should’ve joined the FBI."

[theredrenard]

Incorrect 9-1-1 + text posts (part 41/??) prev || next

[mackerel22]

*ada!Chuuya au*

Atsushi: I can't tell whether Chuuya joining the ada was a good thing or not...

Atsushi: Because on one hand, I have much less paperwork to do, and Dazai seems much happier and more stable.

Atsushi: On the other hand-

Dazai, through the office door: Fuck yes Chuuya, there, there!

Atsushi: That.

[tremordusk]

Billy: You seem gloomy today

Agatha: I’m always like this

Jen: It’s because your girl finally grew a spine, and stopped pursuing you

Agatha: Wow Jen, very insightful

Alice: That is what happens when you ghost someone

*Rio flirting casually with a pretty woman*

Lilia, sipping her coffee: And treat the father of your child like—

Agatha: Alright already I get it

*Agatha noticing the pretty woman is clearly into Rio*

Rio, making eye contact with Agatha from afar before grabbing the other woman’s chin, saying loudly: Wanda, I was thinking—

Woman: That’s not my name

*Agatha, storming over at an alarming speed*

Rio, turning to the woman: This is the part where I get the best sex of my life~

[peggingeddiediaz]

Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 132/?

[mandoriana]

Arthur: Merlin, you...

Merlin: Don't say anything. I'm so stressed that I don't want to talk or see anyone right now...

Arthur: Oh, is there something I can do to help?

Merlin: Honestly, nothing you do will reduce my stress right now...

Arthur: Are you sure?

Arthur challenges with a mischievous smile.

Merlin: 🤨 Yes, why do you...

Arthur starts to slowly take off his shirt. Merlin blinks in surprise and fixes his eyes on his prince's chest, not knowing what to expect.

Arthur: On a scale of zero to ten, what's your stress level now?

Merlin blinks, coming out of his trance.

Merlin: What is stress?

Arthur laughs and moves closer to Merlin, letting his shirt fall to the floor. He places his hands on Merlin's shoulders and begins to massage them gently.

Arthur: I bet I can make you forget your problems.

Merlin tries to maintain his composure but can't resist and allows himself to be led by Arthur to the bed.

[theo-throne]

[fafodill]

Changed it for Sirius but still wanted to draw more members of the Order. I think I'm starting to figure out my Lupin. Mad-Eye is a bit complicated (and I really don't like his movie outfit - except for the coat) so it's still a WIP but I like his hair.

The incorrect quote is from @snapesupremacy on insta~

[smutslutonao3]

Jason: Hey Bruce, are you a top or bottom?


Bruce spits out his coffee

Bruce: Excuse me?!?!? I AM BATMAN!!

Clark: He’s a bottom

Bruce: And you are a dead man Kal-El!!!