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everwalldigan · 2 months

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Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…

The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:

Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?

Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508

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cod-dump · 4 months

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Ghost: *walks into the lounge soaking wet*

Soap: LT! Why are you-?

Ghost: I GOT CAUGHT IN THE FUCKING RAIN

Soap: Oh-

Ghost: I’M WET, COLD, AND THERE’S NO FUCKING PINA COLADAS

Soap:

(Later)

Gaz: Are you drinking a fucking pina colada?

Ghost, wrapped in a warm blanket with a pina colada: Fuck off I earned this

#i got caught in the rain :)#modern warfare #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap

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qcomicsy · 2 years

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Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

#I've been thinking about this since Tim came out beaceus that was pretty much every reaction from everyone I know #And i find fucking hilarious #Tim had more in lore logic but Grayson just screams queer energy and there's no way people around him didn't caught up onto that #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #the funniest part is that if gotham knights is cannon he might actually be and this is just him being confused #on how people think he'll need to come out #but if he's not he's the talk Valentina of the family and we love him anyway

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seventh-district · 5 months

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 4 - Nuthin' but Boothill Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#boothill #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #honkai star rail memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail meme #hsr textpost #hsr boothill #boothill hsr #hsr spoilers #hsr 2.2 spoilers #hmmm... don't think it's worth tagging the others in the 9th image. this ain't about them #still unsure abt how to do the alt text for these kinda posts properly but hopefully i'm improving #anyways. don't think i've ever seen heard and typed "cowboy' so many times in one day as i have while making this good lord #i did a bit of digging around and haven't Seen any of these done yet so. here's hoping that's the case!#i'm only ~3/4 of the way through the 2.2 main quest but the need to make these compelled me to put these out Now #i can already tell u that there Will be more of these for Boothill tho bc i'm crazy abt him. probably enough to make another dedicated post #but i'm gonna wait until i'm fully caught up on the plot (and will probably spoil myself for more of his character lore after that as well)#speaking of. i'm gonna go eat mac n' cheese and stay up too late playing through the rest of the main quest #i'm loving it so far. many thoughts head full abt it all but in a good way. hoping for more Boothill moments as we approach the end #he's def not the main character here but he is to Me okay. he is to me. i'm scarfing down every crumb he drops #i'm also suffering from Aventurine withdrawals out here. Argenti mentioning him was Interesting but i need More. Where Is He.#also. was Argenti intentionally not voiced or was it a game issue?? the hell was that. threw me off so hard when i couldn't hear him speak #anyways i'm getting off topic and wasting precious gaming time so i'll be takin' my leave now

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 5 months

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Batfam but as my stupidest injuries pt 4. (Near death edition)

Dick: randomly passed out, was rushed to the hospital where they discovered his kidneys were going into failure, and he'd need a transplant. Everyone freaked out only for the next blood test to change completely, and nothing was wrong anymore (no one knows why or how this happened)

Jason: got caught in a riptide helping a tourist kid who didn't know the water. Got back to shore by pure stubbornness (and knowing how riptides work) and threw up from exhaustion

Tim: fell off a paddle board and hit his head on it as he fell and almost drowned from being dazed and winded by the fall

Damian: almost got tetanus from slamming his face into a rusty swing pole, then not getting a shot

Bonus Tim because in Pt 3 his injury was being scalded by boiling water: went into burn shock for most of the night

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #i live on an island guys #ive almost drowned a few times #its a right of passage to get caught in a rip #and fun fact #hot water bottles EXPLODE

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toomx · 23 days

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“Oscar’s move cost the team a 1-2”

Maybe Lando should have driven faster idk

#to quote the great couch engineers post hungary #he should have just caught up #anti lando norris #<- don’t be norris fan on this post just block me idc #(and the tag you’ll be happier)#f1 #formula 1 #oscar piastri #op81 #monza gp 2024

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humanshark · 8 months

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Guys I made the Gibson/Jill scene into an iCarly episode 🙏

#this one is for everyone quoting SAFE HOUSE in my reblogs #you are absolutely right I should have never cut it off #saw 3d is a comedy #saw #saw 3d #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #sawposting #chainshipping #whoever caught that little detail gets a kiss #jill tuck #matt gibson #jigsaw #john kramer

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unlawfulchaos · 1 year

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Mav: You know, when I was your age-

Rooster: You know, when I was your height...

Mav:

Rooster: *already running away*

Mav: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

#ice caught it all on video #sent straight to the flyboys group chat #slider had to leave a meeting because it made him laugh so much #bradley asked ice to send him the video too #he then sent it to the dagger group chat #poor mav #he's just a little guy #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #mavdad and icepops #mavdad

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deepthought-1 · 6 months

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HIGH TIDES AND TREMORS ABROAD

hey yall!! Back from my break, so heres something to compensate for that time :-2

#fallout #fallout 4 #DiMA #bojack quote hes got a real funny face i like your face guy #hes my fave forever and i barely see anyone talk about him #also i did this in like under a day and im not drawing the gazillion stray wires and plugs he has #im caught in a gluetrap on the floor let me live #art #digital art #fanart #doctors art

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harringroveera · 4 months

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Billy: I didn’t mean to call you stupid, Bambi

Steve: Yes, you did!

Billy: I didn’t mean it! I swear! It’s just that when I asked you to spell orange and you asked me the fruit or the colour, it caught me off guard

#harringrove #it caught everybody off guard too #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #incorrect harringrove quotes #billy hargrove x steve harrington #harringroveera #harringrove textpost #incorrect steve harrington #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove

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angel-syzygy · 5 months

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angel dust: *wanting to pierce own nose*

husk: no. as your partner, i’m supposed to stop you from making bad decisions

angel dust: …yeahhhh but i ain’t that good at listening to ya

husk: but if i say the right words…

angel dust: *smirking* oh yeah, baby ? and what exactly are the “right words” ?

husk: i won’t be able to kiss your nose

angel dust: *caught off-guard* i— oh. yeah. those are the right words

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost #piercing #i’ve given myself piercings before and they all went bad #he puts up with so much #this poor guy #truly though it caught me so off guard

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andvys · 5 months

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Eddie: I just ended a five year relationship

Robin: Oh my god, are you okay?

Eddie: I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship *points to Steve and Nancy arguing in the background*

#I know this has probably been done before but I couldn't stop thinking of this stupid meme lmao #Nancy caught them making out btw #Steve is also wearing Eddie's shirt #incorrect quotes stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie #eddie munson x steve harrington

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 1 year

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Shiny Thire: Commander, can the Chancellor sign this bill.

Fox, shaking his head: Listen shiny, you'll have to learn to forge that musty meat bag's signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want, and those bureaucrats we'll never know. Too busy kissing ass to give a flying kriff.

Shiny Thire pulls out a pen: Like so?

Fox: You'll make a fine guard on this polished turd

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hotwings-incorrect-quotes · 1 year

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*late evening, police station, lov got caught bc they stole shopping cart to ride it, all of them are booked and it’s dabi’s turn*

police officer: name?

dabi: dabi.

police officer: surname?

dabi: just dabi, think of it like about “beyoncé”

police officer: *already doubting their life choices* occupation?

dabi: token emo villain

police officer: any addictions?

dabi: all of them

police officer: *sighs* any family?

dabi: no, thank you

police officer: i see, who should we call in case of an emergency?

dabi: i have a post pigeon, you can call him i guess

bonus

*it’s like 4 in the morning and hawks’ phone is ringing*

hawks: *sleepy, picks up the phone* hello?

police officer: good morning sir, we got this number to call it in case of an emergency. i believe we have your boyfriend to pick up from the police station.

hawks: *growls* i’ll kill him... what did he do? arson?

police officer: no... he stole a shopping cart with his friends and violated quiet hours.

hawks: oh god, i’ll kill him for real this time.

*suddenly on the other side of the phone*

police officer: PUT OUT THIS FIRE SIR!!

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 months

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Poppy: Is stabbing someone immoral?

MC: Not if they consent to it.

Sebastian: Depends who you're stabbing.

Natty: YES?!?!

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marvel-lous-guy · 11 months

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*avengers training*

Steve: wheres peter? He's usually the first one here

Peter: *runs in out of breath* Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!

Tony: why are you so sweaty?

Peter: I was running

Clint: why would you go for a run before training?

Peter: Well I wasn't planning on it but those cops came out of nowhere!

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