#source: Me

[incorrect-tottmnt-quotes]

Mikey , gesturing to Leo: Raph, look what you did! You made Batman upset!

Donnie: Batman, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Raph: I’m sorry Batman... :(

Leo, near tears: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

[buttercupdemise]

1 star

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: I'm getting an impression that you are upset with me. Crowley, snarling: What do you think, supreme archangel Aziraphale: Well, if you were mad, I would beg for your forgiveness and do the apology dance which I'm currently unable to since you haven't let me go Crowley, embracing Aziraphale more tighter: Thisss provesss nothing

[justagirlluckyme]

I’m too sensitive

[sans-guy]

you're explaining the fnaf lore to him

[whumpster-dumpster]

"Huh, ow. Okay, so the bones in my shoulder have decided they don't want to be here anymore."

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: -That’s what pack is, people who hate you, but can’t kill you- Scott: ... Stiles: Cause they’re the first ones questioned. Derek: Stiles, no!

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: The moon is beautiful, but do you know what's more beautiful?

Lan Wangji: ...

Wei Wuxian: You.

Lan Wangji: *blushes*

Wei Wuxian: That's the kind of line you should use to flirt with Mianmian.

[incorrecttonks]

Arthur: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.

Remus: That is exactly why I question her choices.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Pandora: I love all of you, I would bleed for all of you, but I would also stab each and every one of you if it meant I get garlic bread

[crispyliza]

The one benefit about ao3 being down is that it forces authors to focus on writing their own fics instead of procrastinating by reading others.

So everyone, be ready for mass updates tomorrow 👍

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, about Mona Lisa: I’ve done the kinkiest shit with her.

Casey: Oh really? Like what?

Raph: Like holding hands!

Casey: …

Raph: And cuddling 🥰

[upon-a-starry-night]

Marvel Incorrect Quotes

*Y/n being interviewed*

Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?

Y/n: Natasha

Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?

Y/n:... Natasha

Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?

Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha

Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question

Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-

interviewer: -No?

Y/n: *softly*  ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ

[alexkiyama]

Dazai: Someone once told me that I should enjoy the small things in life in order to be happy.

Dazai: That's why I slept with Chuuya last night.

Chuuya: *murder noises*