#Source: ICarly

[gay-dorito-dust]

Rhaenyra, daemon, Jace, Aegon, alicent, Otto, Aemond, Baela, Rhaena, rhaenys, Corlys: Whatcha got there?

Reader: *holding a lemon cake whilst cannibal is behind them* A lemon cake.

Cannibal: *just being cannibal and no liking anyone near reader*

Bonus;

Helaena: *saw this happening but no one listened like usual.*

(I’m just unhealthy obsessed with this idea)

[laughing-moonlight]

*BroZone after being trapped in their diamonds*

Veneer: Okay, John Dory, your turn. Give me a noun

John Dory: Blood

Veneer: Okay! Now Bruce, you supply an adjective

Bruce: Psychotic

Veneer: Ooh, good one! And, Clay, a verb

Clay: Choke

Veneer: Well, you've already used choke three times, but I'll allow it

Veneer: Aren't Mad Libs so much fun?!

Floyd: No. No they're not

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: So...are we friends?

Natasha: I guess.

Y/N: You sure?

Natasha: Sure.

Y/N: Should we kiss?

Natasha: No.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.

Stephanie: Years of practice.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: I can guarantee you I’ll be Shizun’s second husband.

Ning YingYing: What happened to his first husband?

Luo Binghe: Nothing you can prove.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Don't do that.

Y/N: Do what?

Natasha: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Y/N:

Natasha:

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Fine.

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Diana and Clark are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.

Stephanie: Aside from being Batman, that’s like all you do.

Bruce: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

[Ted walks into Beanies and straight past Richie and Ruth]

Ruth: Hey Ted!

Richie: Hi.

Ted: Whoa. I almost didn't

recognize you guys not

sitting on my couch.

[bambinafangirls]

hotch: you bought a taco?

prentiss: yeah

hotch: from the truck that hit spencer?

prentiss: well, me starving isn’t gonna help him

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Do you know how many times Sorcerer started a fire? Wizard: I don't know… Many? Cleric: Eighteen! Sorcerer: Seventeen! Cleric: What about this one? Sorcerer: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.

[weiyjling]

Dick: I invite you to my home.

Dick: I teach you the joys of acrobatics.

Dick: I’m forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn’t even want.

Dick: And then I come home to find you chewing on my brother’s face.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[When the Turtles, Dogpound & Fishface were trapped in Stockman’s Maze of Doom]

Stockman, over the speaker: Okay, Bradford, your turn. Give me a noun.

Dogpound: Blood.

Stockman: Okay! Now Donatello, you supply an adjective.

Donnie: Psychotic.

Stockman: Ooh, good one! And, Raphael, a verb.

Raph: Choke.

Stockman: Well, you've already used choke three times, but I'll allow it. Aren't Mad Libs so much fun?

Fishface: No. No they're not.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: You bought a taco?

Y/N: Yeah.

Yelena: From the truck that hit Kate?

Y/N: Well me starving isn’t going to help her.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Please? For me?

Dick: Don't do that.

Damian: Do what?

Dick: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: Please? For me?

Dick: Fine.

[mamaspidershit]

[Peter is chilling in Natasha's house on her couch] Natasha: How’d you get in here? All the doors are locked. Peter: Yeah, but not all your windows were.