*Damian shows up at the Manor for the first time*
Alfred: "Master Bruce u already have too many kids, u can't have another, get rid of that orphan"
Bruce: "This one's not an orphan his mom is alive and I can't get rid of him bcuz he's my actual biological kid"
Alfred: "Goddammit Master Bruce" *Flips table*
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jason: *pushing papers towards bruce*
tim: we've decided to unionize.
bruce: you've.. what?
damian: we want equal missions, rewards, and breaks
bruce: you already... get that? *reads fine print* unlimited caffine consumption, animal collection, gun storage, and disco music? you really though you had me.
jason: so you don't support unions you sick fuck??
bruce: spell unionize jason, and i'll allow all of it
jason: goddammit, the rich stay richer
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Tim Drake as qoutes I’ve heard people say
Tim:*banging on Jason’s front door* You can fool god but you can’t fool the IRS
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Tim: Is that double earth? Cause it’s to early to be thinking about the multiverse theory.
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Tim: *in a Cecil Palmer voice* i can’t count. I don’t do math.
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Tim:*examples of why he should not be allowed in the kitchen* I need containers to make the salad. I could make it on the counter but I don’t think anyone would be happy about it.
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Tim: *monotone* You could do it but they would yell at you.
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Tim: I wonder what the temperature is.
*opens the door to look outside at a tropical storm*
Tim: the temperature is raining.
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Damian: What is life?
Jason: crap
Tim: A terminal disease
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Tim: *trying to practice French grammar* Digo? what the fu-
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Tim: In France the drinking age is… are you alive?
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Bruce: Anyone have any challenges coming up? *in the terms of fencing he meant*
Tim: I have a physics test
Bruce: What?
Tim: What?
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Tim: Sunday, Monday, Dead, Wednesday
Jason: Is dead a synonym for Tuesday now?
Tim: Yes.
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Jason: What part of Indiana?
Tim: New Orleans
Dick: That’s Luisiana!
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Tim:*training with his team* If you don’t look like your dying your doing it wrong
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Tim:*running on no sleep and enough caffeine to kill a lesser man pt. 1* Is a fairy a job or a race?
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Tim: It was probably bought of the Black Market for 20 cents.
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*walking out of a JLA meeting*
Tim: I just got the best sleep of my life
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Tim:*no sleep Tim pt.2* Cocaine is diet sugar
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Tim:*no sleep Tim pt.3* life is a pyramid scheme
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Tim: I plan for nothing to go according to plan, so when nothing goes according to plan it will have gone according to plan
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Tim: My insanity is what keeps me sane
Ra’s:
Tim:
Ra’s: you are one of the few beings who truly scares me
Tim: *blinks one eye at a time*
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Tim:*to Bruce* Laziness is the greatest cause of productivity
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Tim:*running on no sleep pt. Who knows* I’ve done enough dishes to last a lifetime, IF I WAS STRAIGHT
Connor: What does this mean??
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when batboy sang "won't just one person shake my hand" and "i never knew such a word as rage, i learned that from you" and "revenge will be a home for me" that slapped
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Spoilers for cloutchase vol. 2 ig
IM GOING INSANEEEEE
LOOK AT THEM OMFG MY USERSONA BSHSHSHSHEHEGEGEGEGEGEGWHWHGEGEGEGEHE CRYINGGGG THIS SHIT IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I FUCKING CANT
AHHHHHHHH THEY ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING HDHDHEHEGGEHEGWGGE
SO TRUE BRO‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥
WHOEVER DREW MY USERSONA I OWE MY FUCKING LIFE TO YOU HOLY SHIT IM GIGGLING
GSVEVEVEVEHWH3GEHEHEHEGEJEGEHEVEBEHEGEHRGEJEHEG
Im pretty sure i scared the shit out of everyone from my yelling my bad 😇😇
BUT LIKE I CANT BE CALM ABOUT SEEING ANY OF MY OCS IN ANYTHING IM WAY TO HAPPY
THE LITTLE GUYS OMGGGGGGG
IM NEVER LETTING THIS GO HOLY FUCKKKKK
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