#deuce spade memes

[krolik-wilk]

Heartslabyul memes

Savanaclaw memes

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Guys, don’t forget our movie date tonight 

Ace and Deuce, showing their test results:

Deuce: Not gonna happen after our housewarden sees this

Yuu, half yelling: You and Ace got a C on the History test?

Ace: Louder, prefect. I don’t think Riddle-senpai heard you over the coffee machine

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: If I ever wanted to kill myself-

Deuce: What??

Epel, whipping his head around so fast he'd get whiplash: 🤨

Riddle, in the middle of drinking scheduled tea: Huh?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I would climb Ace's ego, and then jump down to his IQ

Riddle: Pfft-

Epel: HAH

Deuce, trying to cover his laughter: hmmhmmm

Ace, out of nowhere: WHAT?!

Riddle: *Chuckling*

Ace: Not you too house warden!?

Riddle: Hmhmhm I- hah- I must admit, Mc/Y/N/Yuu is funny at times

Deuce, nodding: Yep

Epel: Damn right they are

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right I am

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[jelsah27]

A/n- I have been hit with inspiration so I'm about to be like a freaking printer with all these posts. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW

Sam's store

MC: *buying groceries*

Random Octavinelle student: *bumps MC into the display knocking them and the display in front of them over* Oops

MC: *sitting in the floor in shock covered in various substances*...

ROS: Well since you knocked it over you can pay for it right, no need to get involved? *tries to walk away*

MC: *face switches from shock to anger then settles on a smirk* Boy you chose the wrong day. I can do something that can ruin your whole career.

ROS: Oh yeah? And what would that be?

MC: *says nothing for a moment, but looks up with tears * *sniffles*

Deuce: *pops out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU HURT MC!!

Ace: *also comes out of nowhere* Yeah! Only WE can ruin their day!

Jack: *stands in between MC and ROS silently flexing*

Floyd: *grabs them from behind* Mah mah, I don't think I gave you permission to be near Shrimpy now did I? *Starts squeezing their shoulder*

Jade: *beside Floyd* No, brother, I don't believe you did. *smiling unnervingly*

Vil: *walks over from behind MC, glaring* Potato, this is unacceptable. Rook *snaps and Rook drops from the ceiling tiles* Take the potato and help them clean up.

Rook: Oui, Roi de Poison! *helps MC up*

MC: *smirks from behind the human wall at ROS but goes back to looking pitiful and a bit reluctant* But I need to get groceries, and... I can't pay for the display but... he did push me-

*green lightning cracks outside*

Rook: *pats MC on the head* No problem, I'm sure Monsieur Sam will take care of it! And I believe the others will take care of the... problem *pulls MC away*

ROS: *gulps as the others close in*

*screams were heard across campus that day*

[nyawn5]

First year gang hanging out together. A scene redraw from Magiranger. Let's just pretend there's a pole in NRC.

[saayatsumu]

deuce’s search history: how to spell gorjus, spell georgos, georges, spell georjus

[hoboyherewego]

Shrek in twisted wonderland

IM PISSING MYSELF HE GOT JAMIL WITH A CHAIR 💀💀💀

(Please go follow the creator on TikTok and leave a like 🙏)

[overheard-at-nrc]

I did cut some out due to Tumblr's 10-image limit, sorry. :P

[the-fridge-orange]

[saikira999]

Ace: WHAT KIND OF WORKING CONDITIONS ARE THESE!?

Grim and Deuce: Inhaled a lot of paint*

Grim: Dead*

....They haven't met with Azul yet....

[twistedmionn]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #136

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Ace: Is it visible? Where Yuu slapped me?

Jack: Your face looks like a don’t walk signal.

Epel: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Sebek: A palm reader could tell Yuu’s future by looking at your face.

Deuce: The phrase ‘talk to the hand 'cuz the face ain’t listening doesn’t work for you, because the hand is your face.

Ace:

Ace: A simple "yes" would have sufficed.

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Guys, I’m going out to buy some stuff. Do you want me to get you something?

Ace: Cherry pie 

Deuce: Snacks

Yuu: What about you, Tsunotarou?

Malleus: Just come back safe and sound 

Ace and Deuce: Please take your man with you before he starts being mushy

Yuu: Alright, come with me, love. We’re going on a night walk date 

Malleus, happily taking Yuu’s waiting hand: I’ll gladly accompany you 

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Quick! I need a fun fact to distract myself!!

Deuce: Cats purr when upset

Ace: The mitochondria is the power house of the cell!!

Sebek: Woman orgasam faster with their socks on

Epel: Giraffes tounges are blu-

Everyone: ....

Epel: Sebek what the fuck?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: uh, okay then

Mc/Y/N/ Yuu: Also, Ace, everyone knows that

Ace: Do they, though?

Epel: yea, even Grim knows that

Grim: Yea! Even I know that!!!

....

Grim: ARE YOU CALLING THE GREAT GRIM STUPID-

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[jelsah27]

MC: *counting money*

Ace: Where did u get that much cash?

Mc: Well let's say I found certain... goods that many will pay a premium for.

Deuce: Don't tell me-

Sebek: *comes out of nowhere* HUMAN! HAVE YOU ACQUIRED THE GOODS I REQUESTED?

Mc: Of course, Sebek. Do you have the amount we agreed on?

Sebek: *passes envelope*

Ace: Hey wait a sec-

Mc: *checks inside then nods and pulls a Malleus plushie and a small black dragon plushie from their bag* Pleasure doing business with you. If you want another, I can do other forms, but it will cost you extra.

Sebek: A PERFECT REPLICA OF LORD MALLEUS! HUMAN, YOU HAVE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. WE WILL DISCUSS MORE LATER *runs off clutching the plushes*

*Ace and Duece staring*

Mc: Yeah, Prof. Crewel taught me how to sew. I decided to use it. You should see how much Iida pays me for anime and game merch.

Azul: *appears from behind a wall* Would you like to make a business deal?