#hes like..the anti vil

[secondary-colorentimy]

KISHMIRGA ‼️🗣😡

literally WHAT is bro saying!!!?

[pomefioredove]

Read the vil dating head canons and now I'm wondering what about if the papratzzi found the reader out as Vil's lover?

oh you guys are TORTURING me /positive

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ dating vil in the public eye

type of post: headcanons characters: vil additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu

going public is the very last thing that Vil wanted

he knows just how brutal the industry can be, how conceited, judgmental, gossipy...

he'd taken all the necessary precautions, but, of course, it was someone at school who tipped off the press...

he confiscates your phone for the first week of drama and gossip

he isn't really sure what to expect, after all

and he'd rather handle it on his own

(he's like that)

unsurprisingly, this mess comes with many sides:

first, there's the news cycle, both online and in paper, spreading blatant lies about your identity

the question seems to be, who are you?

a fellow model? a co-actor? a rising star? a childhood sweetheart?

of course, rumors start swirling

his least favorite have to do with Neige. those were simply nauseating

then, there are the desperate fans, ravenous to get their hands on whatever information they can find

...mostly to tear you apart

parasocial relationships... sigh

(for once, Vil is grateful you're not from this world)

and Vil makes no comment

for that week, his own face is everywhere, and not in a light he particularly likes

...and then Neige gets a new bird and everyone forgets all about it

very anti-climactic

it takes him some time, but Vil eventually warms up to the idea of being publicly together...

...sort of

he still likes to keep his private life private, after all

he just wants everyone to know that he's happily taken <3

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

OMG RAVEN YOU’RE INTO EVER AFTER HIGH? I love it but can’t talk about it bc none of my friends have seen it 😭 I wish it was talked about more, especially with how deep their lore runs. I love EAH’s dynamics with the complexities of destiny. If twst followed the same logic as eah’s world it would be so interesting. How would you feel if the worlds were to mesh together and how it would work? You can interpret that in any way you want; the characters meeting or twst being bound to the same rules and societal expectations of eah, or whatnot.

Also who’s your favorite eah character compared to your favorite twst character (Leona)?Jade, right?

And have you read the eah books? I haven’t, but I’m going to try to sometime!

Eah alt account when?

I'm still salty that the Monster High x Ever After High crossover movie never saw the light of day-- Part of the reason why I don't like Disney (I mean the faceless corpo, not all Disney products) is because they have such a strong association with fairy tales that it pushes other interpretations out of the market or it leads to people assuming Disney "owns" those fairy tales. Ever After High's lore and themes run so much deeper than most other fairy tale reimaginings I've seen (and I've seen a lot). It's such a shame it doesn't get the respect and recognition it deserves even though EAH is the one out here challenging the status quo whereas modern Disney is content with mediocrity that appeals to the masses.

I think EAH and TWST, at their cores, share similar ideas so combining them would work well. Friendship, self-identity, defining your own future, questioning what "good" and "evil" truly are... It's all there. I'd imagine that if Twisted Wonderland (or at least NRC) followed the same rules as EAH, then everyone would be descendants of their Disney counterparts. (This is actually a common misperception of what TWST was to new fans; people mistakenly believe the TWST characters are children of the classic Disney villains. This has never been canon.) Unfortunately, I'd have to take away the Disney villains being twisted to be "good" guys in Twisted Wonderland's world in order for this to work by EAH rules, so... There's that to consider. This, in turn, can result in the student body splitting into Royals (pro-following one's destiny) and Rebels (anti-following one's destiny). Perhaps RSA and NRC could be one school in this AU...? Just so we have a mix of "good" and "evil" descended children in the same vicinity as one another. A must-have are the constantly bickering Narrators!! It's only really when Yuu shows up that the majority opinion starts to shift. Maybe then Crowley becomes concerned with students rising up and fighting back against the system that relies on them being complacent to keep the cycle of stories going. I've seen some readings of EAH which theorize that Royals guaranteed a happy ending is a stand-in for privilege, and that interpretation leads into very interesting conflicts when we also consider that magic in Twisted Wonderland is a privilege afforded to few.

To cover just the dorm leaders (because covering all the TWST characters would make this post way longer), I definitely see Riddle, Kalim, Idia, and Malleus as Royals and Leona, Azul, and Vil as Rebels. Here's my thought process:

Riddle is pretty self-explanatory. He comes from a background where he's used to being told what to do by his mother and so he also heavily relies on her strict, unyielding teachings to play by the book when he goes out there in the real world. Riddle is inflexible and hesitant to go against the grain--and, more importantly, he fully believes that following the rules will lead to his happiness... that doing as his fairy tale ordains will lead to a happy ending. What happens to the Queen of Hearts is dubious in the end since it's framed as Alice's dream, so I think that vagueness gives Riddle hope that by behaving himself, he'll earn the happiness he desires.

Leona is a Rebel, and not just because that's the aesthetic of his dorm. Being that he is highly intelligent and demonstrates a lot of foresight, he'd be aware of what future is in store for him and aggressively fighting against that. It would make him more desperate than ever to prove his worth, because not only does everyone see his powers as terrifying, but they also see him as a future brother murderer and dictator that will bleed the land dry of resources. It'd make the situation with his family even more strained than it already is, not to mention the extra jealousy he must feel toward Cheka, who is still too young to understand what's going to happen later.

Azul is someone who acts like a Royal but is actually a Rebel. He acts polite and like he plays by the rules, but clearly he doesn't behind the scenes. I see Azul as the kind of Rebel akin to Duchess Swan... as in, he believes he can steal away someone else's destiny for himself. Azul would constantly be looking for loopholes to save himself. He's put way too much stock into becoming a better, stronger person and he'd want to defend this new life he has made for himself. His obsession with protecting his contracts could translate well here.

Kalim is a Royal because he's mega rich and has been sheltered from the concept of bad things that happen to normal people; he has nothing to worry about. It also helps that Kalim is twisted from a character that doesn't meet a bad ending. I think he'd be aware of Jami's doomed destiny, but Kalim is so ignorant that he thinks it'll just be fine and it'll work itself out. Part of his growth could be being forced to reckon with the reality that Jamil is suffering under the legacy assigned to him and accepting the role that he plays in that by not acting.

Idia is a Royal--or at least pre-book 6 Idia is. He's a very pessimistic guy and repeatedly expresses hopelessness about the future, bemoaning the curse he and his family have to bear. Idia doesn't want to try to fight his fate, he's already accepted that it will happen and so closes himself off from others to save himself that heartbreak. Post-book 6 Idia will have swapped over to the Rebel side thanks to Ortho reviving the hope in him.

Vil is a Rebel simply for the fact that he fights social conventions. He's already out here shattering gender roles, but finds it much harder to breach that expectation that villains are just villains and nothing more. Vil keeps getting rejected at every turn, told that it's impossible to rewrite his story, that his frustrations are the natural result of jealousy and an ugly heart that festers in side of him. He steels himself to prove that notion wrong, working himself to the bone to get up on that stage and stay on it, waiting to be lavished with praise that he truly is the fairest one of all. I feel this would be so fascinating for Vil's own arc about self acceptance; maybe he wears himself down emotionally because he HAS to basically be perfect due to his job but also denies himself normal feelings like anger and jealousy because confessing that you have such "ugly" feelings only validates that you're shallow just like the stories say you will be.

Malleus is a tough one, but I settled for Royal in the end. Maleficent is doomed to be slain by a sword, right? So am I saying that THE Malleus Draconia, who is infamously arrogant about his magical abilities, would lie down and take a stab like that? Of course not! However, I do think that Malleus is initially someone who values tradition and living up to noblesse oblige. As the future ruler of a nation, people's stories are relying on him to play his expected role out, which he'd be fully cognizant of. I also think Malleus would be afforded the luxury of not having to face his destiny as soon as his peers are due to his long life span. This is in part because the person destined to slay him doesn't come into his life for literally hundreds of years. Then when book 7 arrives, Malleus has to deal with his loved ones leaving and/or betraying him as well as the realization that this is his destiny: dying alone and unloved. That'd just break him.

ahdbiqwdbqwli I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS AU FOR FOREVER BUT I'LL CUT IT SHORT OR ELSE I'LL NEVER SHUT UP 😭

EAH has so many good characters and interesting storylines, it's hard for me to pick a favorite! I of course love Apple and Raven's dilemmas, but I feel like it's cheating to pick one of them as my favorite. The whole Wonderland gang is also fantastic... I'm a sucker for their aesthetic, but they're so fun and silly in general. Kitty, Lizzie, and especially Madeline are 👌

Mmm, when I think long and hard about it, I think my favorite EAH character has to be Briar Beauty, daughter of Sleeping Beauty. Firstly, I love all the pink, roses, and bramble in her design. Secondly, I love the layers to why she is the way she is. Briar's a party girl not because "lmao, wouldn't that be a funny haha subversion of Sleeping Beauty" but because she wants to live life up before she falls asleep for 100 years and literally loses all her friends and family to the natural passage of time. That's seriously so smart and such an inventive way to think about the trauma a descendant of Sleeping Beauty might have. Seeing Briar transition from one of Apple's besties and biggest supporters to an outright rebel is satisfying as heck. (Gotta take a moment to shout out this classic moment :3)

I don't know if I would compare Briar to Jade since they're entirely different characters. However, looking at the source material, I'm actually surprised I like Briar as much as I do since I have never cared for the story of Sleeping Beauty. A part of me finds this ironic since Malleus harbors a similar fear as Briar (losing loved ones) yet I see Malleus's desire as way more selfish and self-serving than Briar's. I believe that's because Briar doesn't have the same arrogance as Malleus, so I'm more forgiving with her. EAH's actual equivalent to Malleus is Faybelle, daughter of the Dark Fairy, but I don't like her as much as I do Briar (hence why I'm comparing Malleus and Briar, not Malleus and Faybelle).

I haven't read the EAH books but I want to one day! I'd prefer to borrow them since I don't have enough space in my room for more physical books, so as soon as I find copies at a library or something...

This blog has kind of become a place where I occasionally talk about my other interests, generally as it relates to TWST, my main interest. I'd like to keep it like this since managing multiple blogs can be so draining. It already takes quite a bit of time to regularly write responses to asks just on one blog!

[mit0bee]

Twisted Wonderland boys with an S/O who's afraid of bugs (me too)

Did I literally just post 5 minutes ago? yes. am i posting again? yes. Stuff you should read: Bulleted HC's because i dont feel like writing an essay like i did with floyds tent hc, no beta we die like men, mention of multiple types of bugs Characters: Leona Kingscholar, Malleus Draconia, Trey Clover, Jamil Viper, Vil Schoenheit, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt, Floyd Leech

(can be read as platonic but i did write it with a romantic relationship in mind)

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

Leona literally came running into the room thinking you had died or smthn, but no. you were screaming, standing on his bed....all over a small cockroach.

Bro actually sighed. like, a super big sigh, one that youd only get from a dissapointed mother while he stomped on the bug.

"Seriously, Herbivore? You took care of multiple overblots, but a single cockroach gets you all worked up?"

hes grinning so hard. youd want to punch him with how hard hes grinning.

all hes thinking is about the amount he can tease you about this

but, yes. he does get rid of the bug.

unless he was sleeping. then he forces asks ruggie to do it nicely.

MALLEUS DRACONIA

implodes the bug.

im not kidding.

he literally goes full on oceangate on that bug and implodes it

you didnt even have time to properly freak out before the bug was wiped off the face of the earth

"tsunotarou what was that sound?"

"nothing light of my life" *hiding bug corpse*

"are you sure bc i thought i saw a bug"

"nope. no bugs here? should we buy some bug repellant to ease your mind?"

".....no its okay."

you knew he somehow killed the bug.

and it only made you love him even more than you already do.

TREY CLOVER

catches the bug for you and lets it outside.

unlike the first two, he tries his best not to kill the bug.

he pulls the "how would you feel if i stomp on you and kill you?"

"if you killed me while i was a bug i'd thank you"

"you'd be dead, [name]."

"....id thank you from the grave."

he just sighs and shakes his head

probably convinces riddle to let him put anti-bug measures around heartslaybul for you (it didnt take much convincing riddle hates bugs too)

JAMIL VIPER

screams with you

probably set ramshackle on fire more than once while visiting you

you both have to call kalim or adeuce to come exterminate the single cockroach on the ground

again, that one tik tok sound where its like

"YOU KILL THE BUG, YOURE THE MAN!"

"SINCE WHEN."

thats a daily interaction between the two of you

if it happened at scarabia, he'd stay at ramshackle for the next month

literally would abandon kalim (or if he really cant be trusted he'd just bring kalim with him to make sure he didn't cause any problems)

VIL SCHOENHIET

screams with you x2

isn't as dramatic as jamil, but he definitely freaks out about it too.

about the bugs? no. about the bug bites.

again, youd have to call someone to save the both of you so you dont pass tf out and die while he gets eaten alive by a fruit fly

wym fruit flies dont bite? you cant be too cautious.

somehow always has bug repellant with him in the warm seasons

hes prepared and will NOT get any bug bites

EPEL FELMIER

zero reaction, or has a positive one.

"what in tarnation do you mean you hate bugs?! they help with fertilizer blah blah blah blah blah blah (i dont know farming stuff)!"

you have to CONVINCE him to get rid of the bugs, but he'll eventually cave and do it just for you

if you ask him to put up anti-insect measures he'd look at you like youre crazy

"[name]. bugs are actually really good for our ecosystem. back at home we always had to take care of the bugs, or else our crops would die."

"shut up. please. ily, but i cant deal with these bugs."

"okay okay okay fine"

will reluctantly set them up

overall a 4/10 for bug measures he will do it just not unless you beg

SEBEK ZIGVOLT

yells.

not in fear, but in anger because how DARE such a miniscule thing try to terrify the people he cares about?!

doesnt explode it like malleus

but strikes it with lightning.

yk his dorm card groovy? thats what hes doing to a little centipede.

expects you to praise him for protecting you

sure, its a given that he would, but he would very much so appreciate your thanks, and maybe a head pat or smthn

give him one.

now.

FLOYD LEECH

like trey, he lets the bug free

sometimes.

other times he kills it and chases you with the corpse

or keeps it alive and chases you with the living bug

if you REALLYYYYYYYYYY dont like bugs, like straight up sobbing, freaking out, then he wont but otherwise? have fun bro

someone has to seperate you two when you see a bug, because he will do something

sometimes if he's feeling generous he wont do anything and you'll be like "tf? what did you do to be so nice?"

"cant i just be generous towards my shrimpy?"

"no."

".....yeah i almost grilled grim thinking he was food."

"you WHAT."

all of this because of a simple bug

oh to be young and in love ----------------------- m.list @mit0ee 's work, please do not steal!

[k1ngdom-of-thieves]

how would the first years react to finding out reader is a girl?

You guys really like these types of requests! Thank you so much for supporting me.

Here’s it with the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders

First years + Finding out reader is a girl!

Ace Trappola

Despite being one of your closest friends, Ace is probably one of the last people to find out. He doesn’t really pay the best attention to his surroundings.

How he found out was by complete accident. He was walk by Sam’s shop when the man himself called out to him to bring you a package.

Luckily he was already on the way to Ramshackle, so this wasn’t that big of a deal. He was still grumbling about doing “your chores” though. And Ace being Ace, was hungry and decided to check your package to see if there was food in it.

What he found wasn’t food, but an entire box of clothes with women’s sizing. Needless to say, you had an extremely confused Ace knocking on the door.

“Hey!! Are you really a girl?! I was looking at this box-I was hungry- Ugh, I’m making myself look like a huge jerk, aren’t I?”

Deuce Spade

Deuce is another who wouldn’t notice for a very long time. I think the only way he’ll realize is if either you tell him, or someone else does.

It’ll be a lot easier if you tell him straight up. If someone else does, he’s just going to think that they’re lying to get a reaction out of him for a while.

He’s gonna be so confused for a while after he finds out. Please give him a minute before telling him anything else. He’s doing the shinji pose lmaoo

The poor guy feels so guilty over making a simple mistake. Expect him to randomly apologize for the next week or so.

“W-WHAT?? I’m so sorry! I thought this whole time- ugh, I can’t believe I made such a big mistake. Huh? You’re not mad? Oh..ok.”

Jack Howl

Jack knew you smelt different from the others in the school, he just couldn’t tell if was because you were magic-less, from a different world, or just because you were around Grim for too long. The idea of you being a girl briefly crossed his mind, but he didn’t give it too much thought.

He found out when you were complaining to Grim about Crowley only giving you clothes in men’s sizing. Now he didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but with his huge ears, he managed to accidentally overhear.

Jack felt incredibly guilty over listening in on a private conversation, but his surprise ultimately overpowered his guilt. He accidentally lets out a loud “Huh?” before covering his mouth with his hand.

When you called out to whoever was listening, Jack awkwardly shuffled out for you to see, lowered ears and all. He immediately started apologizing as his tail stood limp by his side.

*Sigh* “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but be honest with me, is the fact that you’re a girl supposed to be a secret? Or am I just the last person to realize?”

Epel Felmier

Epel didn’t think much of you more feminine appearance. I mean, he’s almost in the exact same boat as you, so he doesn’t have much room to judge.

This is also what led to him finding out. He was complaining about Vil putting him under a strict diet again and how he was glad there was at least one other “pretty boy” at NRC.

Which led to you correcting him. “You know I’m not actually a guy, right?” Poor guy froze up immediately.

This country boy feels the slight pang of betrayal in his heart; he thought you two were in this together! But it turns out he must bare the curse of “cute” alone. He’s so dramatic lmao.

“Wait, but then how did you- nevermind. Guess I’ll have to deal with Vil’s stupid anti-aging exercises on my own then!” He doesn’t realize that this doesn’t change much of anything, you guys aren’t even in the same dorm.

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek never considered you to actually be a girl. Mostly because he was always paying more attention to Malleus’s “great deeds of the day”. He literally just helped someone with their homework.

He’s also another person that will only believe it if you tell him straight up. He’ll think that everyone else is just trying to make a fool out of an esteemed guard of Malleus!

If this is supposed to be a secret, why tell Sebek, first of all make sure you tell him in an empty room. He’s gonna be so loud about the entire ordeal.

If it’s not a secret, that just makes things easier for you. Either you can tell him straight up, or someone else will end up doing for you. He’s gonna feel terrible about it regardless though, so prepare yourself for a very loud apology.

“I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS! I-oh, I don’t need to yell? Alright, I am still deeply sorry though.”

[curatoroffiction]

What You’ve Hidden Part 2

This is a continuation of a story I started writing in response to a post made here. (Which is where you’ll find Part 1 of this story) This is based off of @underqualified-human’s post on their “? Yuu AU” concept, and was really fun to write! I definitely love harassing Crowley. I know I write a lot of anti-Crowley propaganda, but I fuckin’ love his character. He’s such a slimeball and I love it. XD Storytime stops before Idia’s chapter because it hasn’t been released to the English version yet.

----- Story is reader-insert, gender-neutral, and is also a continuation of an existing chunk of story I already wrote. The boys discuss how much they really know the Ramshackle Prefect. That is, until the prefect arrives on the scene and begins to explain themself.

----- The conversation quickly moved from a lighthearted conversation about the Ramshackle prefect to a cautious journey embarking through the group's delicate notions of trust.

"I don't buy it - ___ can't lie. They're too honest." Ruggie shrugs. He's never seen you lie in a way that mattered. You were always so straightforward with him and everyone else in Savannaclaw, even when it probably would've benefitted you to lie. "They're not a goody two-shoes, but they sure aren't about to pull off a scheme."

Jamil on the other hand is now rethinking everything he knows about you. "On the contrary, I've found them to be quite.. Crafty, when they needed to be." He shakes his head thinking back to how you so easily would sneak out of containment prior to his overblot. How you could escape and even collect help. He starts connecting the dots on how you always seem to know just where to look or who to talk to in order to collect help. One could say it's fate, but it was hard for him to believe in fate after meeting you.

"... They *are* capable of lying.. Lying well, at that.." Riddle murmurs, not comfortable with the conversation's route, but incapable of stopping himself from treading into these waters as people talk more about it. "When Ace and Deuce want something kept hidden, they're very good at hiding things from people." His brow furrows as he thinks on the last dorm inspection.

"Well that at least tells us they're loyal to their friends!" Kalim smiles big, refusing to fret. "And that's all I need to know to enjoy their company."

"Are they loyal to their friends? Or are they just loyal to their resources?" Azul once again steers the conversation into the depths.

"Friends! If they were just looking for power, they wouldn't have helped Ace and Deuce when they got in trouble with you, right?" Kalim cocks his head to the side, looking to Azul with genuine confusion. It wasn't hard to imagine what motivated you in his eyes.

"Mmm.. I'm not so sure about that." Jade starts delving into this thought exercise. "Through those two, ___ got a chance to interact with Riddle, which dragged him into their scuffle with Leona - Which was the primary reason it wasn't a disaster. Leona helped with Azul, Azul helped with Jamil, Jamil helped with Vil, and so on..." Many of the dormleaders had never heard of the intertwining threads of their interactions with the prefect, or how perfectly it all seemed to meld together.

This starts to garner some genuine concern, causing even Malleus and Kalim to think on the coincidental nature. It's a little too perfect.

The guys are quiet as they feel themselves consumed with the idea that you might actually be a complete stranger. Someone who has come so close to them all, snaking your way in with ulterior motives. However, they each process the concept very differently.

Riddle just flat out refuses to believe it. He thinks Azul's being paranoid and that you'd have no real reason to lie to him. And even if his overblot put you off from him, you'd have no real reason to lie to Ace and Deuce. No, Azul's the one being paranoid here, and he won't get dragged down with it.

Trey feels like it's a nonsense consideration. Even if you weren't genuine when you first met everyone here, you surely warmed up with time - Isn't that just how being a social person works? No one puts all their cards out on the table without reason. He's got no reason to doubt you.

Leona on the other hand, lets his mind dance on the edge of the idea. He'd seen firsthand how you can change your tune if you need or want to. You're not above forcing people's hands, but.. You also don't really subscribe to the "Work smarter not harder" mantra that it really takes to scheme. You put too much effort into the things you do to be someone who isn't, on some level, genuine. Still, he underestimated you once, and doesn't make mistakes like that twice.

Ruggie on the other OTHER hand figures there's no reason to worry. Hell, he's fake as hell when he wants to be. As far as he's concerned, everyone's got a grift, and it'd be nice to hear you had one too. Even if your friendship was founded on a lie, he doesn't care. You've never treated him like he owed you, and you saved his life from Leona lashing out at him. As far as he's concerned, that makes you someone worthy of respect at the least.

Jade himself doesn't really care either which way. He likes you and is amused by you, but whether you value him as a friend or not matters very little to him. If he wants to deal with you, he will. He doesn't need an invitation or prior rapport. Still, he likes to think he knows you well. Even if he doesn't know your real name, he knows how to poke and prod you to get desired responses, and at the end of the day, isn't that enough?

Kalim's bothered by the prospect. He shakes his head outright refusing to even consider a world where you were disingenuous. Still, his mind thinks on Jamil. Someone he's held dear to his heart since he was a very young child was able to fool him and use him and control him. ... He doesn't like the idea that there could be secrets you keep from him. Still, if you do have secrets, maybe there's a good reason for it. Maybe you're afraid? Or you just need a safe place to open up? Maybe he just needs to be a better friend.

Jamil furrows his brow in thought. He'd overlooked you once, only to be surprised, and much like Leona, he doesn't make that mistake twice. But unlike Leona, he has to care as far as Kalim's wellbeing is concerned. He doesn't think you'd ever do anything to hurt Kalim, considering you once tracked him down to give him treasure that Kalim tried to sneak to you. If you were in it for the money, you'd have never done that. Plus, there were plenty of times that you could have hurt Kalim by now and you didn't. If you were some kind of physical threat, you'd have struck by now. But if it's a power grab, what kind of power triumphs over money?

Vil's not intensely bothered by the idea of you using every tool in your arsenal to collect strength. If you really were so quietly calculated, it'd be something to applaude. A fake smile here, a warm grin there, you're bound to make useful connections. It's no surprise to him that you were able to make useful connections that echoed forward. He finds himself annoyed with Azul's persistence on the matter, figuring that Azul himself has been bothered by this and is now trying to make it everyone else's problem. People often try to project their insecurities onto the people around them.

Rook on the other hand is delighted at the prospect. If you suddenly showed yourself to have a side that even he couldn't see coming, what a rush that would give! Maybe he should poke and prod you more. Maybe he needs to test the waters and see what really makes you tick? People often let the most real facets of themselves surface under pressure..

Idia already had like 20 fears centered around dealing with people going into this conversation - Most of which had to do with them lying to him already. This machiavelean web of social warfare that Azul is painting just gives him a headache. It's like when the business man thinks he's onto something in boardgame club and just won't relent. Idia may not have a high social self esteem, but he knows Azul well enough to not let this get under his skin. At least, that's what he tells himself. It's hard to not be bothered by the idea, but he won't get taken for one of Azul's wild rides.

Ortho's only bothered by this line of conversation because it implies that you could lie in a way that tricks his censors - And that just isn't like you at all! But any attempt to protect your good name is just met with Azul shrugging and saying 'Anything is possible, I suppose.'

Malleus is the only one who is really torn asunder by this conversation. At first, he was offended that anyone could think that way about you, being your fiercest protector in the matter, but then it hit him that you've always been a bit weird. You've never been scared of him - Was that an act? How could he ever really know? He knew he wasn't just a means to an end, but he had no clue if you befriended him genuinely or not. Did you really not know who he was when you met? Or was that a ploy? Whatever the case could be, he's gutted at the idea that you could be anything less than a friend.

Lilia isn't bothered by the idea. He pretends to be someone he isn't all the time. It's good fun! Even people who've spent their lives hiding their true selves in favor of a false self give away truths. He is, however, bothered by the dark look on Malleus' face coupled by the thunder of the rolling clouds outside. "I mean, everyone has something to hide, don't they, Azul?" His tone is more pointed, as though he'd uncover Azul's secrets for all to see if he answers incorrectly.

A shiver runs down Azul's spine at Lilia's sharper gaze, surprising him with the reaction. ".... Yes, but when someone knows all of our secrets, shouldn't we get to know at least SOME of their's?" He looks to the others to back him up, but isn't getting much help.

He can't be the only one bothered by this, right?

---

The group is deep in thought when you arrive. You step into the room and all eyes are on you. Grim gulps from your shoulder, looking at all the staring eyes. Even he can't ignore the palpable energy of the room. ".. Did we miss somethin'?" He asks tentatively.

Azul takes the lead, snaking his way beside you with a big smile. "Of course not! We were just discussing how we don't seem to know anything about you, ___. Tell us about yourself?"

You take a glance around the room, which seems to confirm Azul's claim that the room is waiting for you to talk about yourself. "...." You blink. ".. What do you wanna know?"

"Well, your name, where's it come from? What's it mean? Tell us about it."

Your eyes narrow as you look at the businessman, who laughs off your suspicions. With Azul, there's always an angle. They must've had a bet about your name. Your eyes relax as you look around the room of your friends. Riddle looks annoyed with the octopus man. Trey gives a quiet shrug like 'I dunno why this guy is being weird'. Leona looks more annoyed with Azul than he does with you, but Ruggie seems interested in hearing you explain your answer. Azul is frevently awaiting an answer, Jade making his biggest creepiest smile to the side as his eyes won't budge from you. Kalim looks somewhere between distressed and excited. Jamil looks like he's trying his hardest to look indifferent, but you know by the way he glances at you that he's invested in your answer.

Vil actually moves to shoo Azul away from your shoulder as he takes over the conversation. "Azul's been 'kind' enough to express that we don't know much about you or where you came from. You came here so abruptly, and you had so little to your name in ways of protection. It's still an amazing mystery to us as to how you adapted so well." Quite the improv actor, Vil smoothly transitions you into the conversation with the grace of a socialite. While he's not bothered by the idea of you being cunning and cutthroat, he IS bothered by the idea that Azul might slip up and make it appear as though the entire group is worried. Besides, any chance to get to know you better is a gift.

Rook smiles delightedly as Vil takes over. If there's anything you're hiding, they'll surely be able to sense it. "Ah yes, Trickster, you fascinate with how otherworldly you are! Please tell us more about yourself. How DID you acclimate so well?"

Idia feels sick to his stomach. More social nonsense is piling up. And on the one day Ortho convinced him to come in-person to one of these meetings. He can't just check out and play a game as things are heating up, so he's stuck just looking visually awkward and avoiding your gaze. Ortho looks determined, but happy to see you. He waved when you first came in, which signaled everyone that you were there in the first place. Now that things are getting weird, he's just excited to have a chance to monitor your vitals while you're under questioning, so he can prove to the others that you're not lying.

If you're lying, he'll know.

Malleus looks like he's stuck in his own head and upset over something. Deep in thought - When he finally looks to you, his eyes melt a little and the storm temporarily relaxes. Lilia's more concerned with how strong Malleus' reaction to this than whatever you could possibly hide from them. He does find it amusing that he could scare Azul with just a judgemental glance though, and files that away as something fun to do if the young octopus man's antics cause Malleus or you grief. He's got thousands of years of judgemental dad looks stashed away for such an occasion.

"Well, uh.." You're not sure what question to answer, so you just answer Vil's because he's less creepy about it. "I just did what I could to survive. I'm as surprised as anyone that I've been able to last this long." And it's true - Everything you've done has been on the fly. Ever since arriving in Wonderland, you've found yourself in increasingly strange circumstances. You shrug, sorry that you don't have a better answer.

"But surely, you must have had something - Skills you've relied on, plans you've laid out. Things that helped you survive through the messes you've encountered?" This time, it's Rook speaking up, trying to coax more out of you.

"Not really, no. I showed up and had a flaming monster thrown at me, I held him up by the scruff of his neck and Crowley dubbed me as his handler. I was given a job as a janitor, and I'd have done it just fine, but Grim wasn't having it and threw a fit. We got in trouble for it and got a bigger workload with Ace. Then he dragged Deuce into the mess and we all got expelled.." You recount your first week here at Night Raven College.

No one ever really heard the story of what happened when you got here before.

You were a janitor? Crowley didn't let you be a student? But you came through the mirror! You couldn't even go home! The frustration of the fear that you're anything but genuine slowly bubbles away as they begin to find themselves annoyed with Crowley and his handling of the situation.

"If I got expelled, Crowley was gonna throw me out, and I had nothing, so I had to do what he told me to in order to stick around. We went to the mines, fought an overblot monster that seemed ancient, and got a magestone to replace the one we broke. From there, I was pretty ride or die for Ace and Deuce." You shrug.

Azul isn't having it though. "That explains why you got involved when they had trouble with Riddle, by why did you get involved when Savanaclaw was scheming?" He won't forget that you've somehow endeared everyone here to you.

"Crowley showed up at my door and told me to figure out why students were getting hurt. When I told him 'Nah', he blackmailed me with my food budget."

The room's stunned to silence.

".... Crowley.. *blackmailed* you?" Riddle's the first to speak up, and he's appalled and pissed. That whole ordeal was incredibly dangerous! He knew Crowley was slimy from time to time, but you didn't even have magic! That goes against several regulations!

"With your food budget no less.." Trey looks disturbed. Ruggie's big grin from earlier is gone.

You shrugged once again, desensitized to the idea. "I didn't want to get involved, but then I had to."

None of them can sense a lie off of you, but they're all listening attentively. They need to know more. How do the threads of fate connect you to them?

"What about after that? You didn't really need to help Ace and Deuce when Azul's plans came to fruition." Jade now speaks up, curious. "Surely, if you were scraping to survive at that point, it would have been easier to just ignore and let them fall to their own stupidity. It would even be a great lesson for them, yes?"

"I wasn't gonna get involved that time either - You're right, they deserved a lesson. Even Grim got in trouble there, but I was so tired at that point."

"So what happened??" Kalim asks eagerly, moving closer to listen, like his ears can't hear you if he can't see you well enough.

"Crowley again. Said faculty couldn't get involved because Azul wasn't technically breaking any rules, and he needed the problem fixed. Once again, I told him no and he threatened my housing security."

Malleus' eyes narrow. The storm outside is slowly building again, but this time for a very different reason. Azul feels sheepish. At every turn, you were being threatened and forced into involving yourself in the lives of the other students. So then why were you still so friendly? Ortho's eyes have gotten frustrated at the idea of what you're telling them. He's visibly upset. Rook is stone silent as you have every ounce of his attention.

"And with Jamil..?" Ruggie jabs a thumb in the direction of the long-haired boy from the sands.

"Crowley told me I had to keep the school's heating running while everyone was away, and I barely was able to remind him to get me food for the winter break. Even then, he held it as a reward I had to earn. He gave me a cellphone in case there was an emergency, but the damn thing was on the worst possible plan, and he never picked up when I called him. Kalim invited us to the dorm for a feast, and Grim and I were so hungry that I decided to let him treat us. When we got there, we got roped into everything.."

"But you escaped. You could have just stayed away at that point." Jamil finally speaks up, remembering the events. He's embarrassed by his actions, but he needs to know why you came back.

You throw a thumb towards Azul. "Yeah, but I only escaped because I accidentally flew the magic carpet into Octavinelle, and Azul made me take him back because he had his own agenda. I didn't wanna be indebted to him for the damage the carpet did, and I didn't trust him enough to return the carpet safely, so I begrudgingly obliged and got roped into bullshit again."

Azul looks embarrassed as once again the attention's all on him. This conversation is more exposing him for his shady bullshit than you for yours.

Luckily, he's saved by Vil speaking up once again; "With my.. incident - You were pushed into it by Crowley again, yes?"

"Yeah. Your troupe needed a place to stay, and my dorm was the only one equipped for it. I wanted to stay as far out of your way as possible, but it was kind of impossible when I was named as the manager and you knew where I slept. You whipped everyone into shape, and even pushed me to do my best, lest I find my snacks.. uh.."

"Tampered with as punishment." Jamil nods, remembering the spell Vil had been using. You were in a tough situation, and once again you made the call that allowed you your best chance of survival.

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Before you can explain anything further, a familiar voice can be heard.

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"Hello my gracious students! Thank you all for coming to this meeting!" Crowley has finally arrived. Half an hour late. He opens his eyes from his delight to find several people staring at him with malice. He blinks and gulps down his nerves. "... I seem to have missed something." ----- If you like stories like this, check out the rest of my collection in my Masterlist on my profile, or check out my stuff on AO3! https://archiveofourown.org/users/CuratorOfFiction

[sweetbunpura]

would Vil enjoy the media or movies that’s in Yuu’s world like anti hero or that villains are the heroes in the story

I can see Vil enjoying some of the movies, not all of them, but the ones with good stories. I can also see him liking the anti hero ones as well. But he'd gravitate towards romance and some adventure movies, but he wouldn't say no to a good mystery, comedy, or heist movie.

I figure Vil like to piece things together when he's watching movies, trying to figure out what's going on. So Yuu shows him the Knives Out series (Really good mystery movies, highly recommend) The Hercule Poirot movies (Murder on the Orient Express, Death on the Nile, and A Haunting in Venice, all fantastic movies that I recommend), and some of the Ocean 11 movies.

And I firmly believe he'd be a fan of The Devil wears Prada.

But I also think he'd have a weak spot for musicals. (Tick Tick Boom, Rent, some various others)

[whitenoface]

Barbie vs Oppenheimer: Twisted Wonderland Edition

Who would watch Barbie or Oppenheimer (or Barbenheimer 🤭)? My thoughts on the Barbenheimer showdown in Twisted Wonderland:

Heartslabyul

Riddle: So he says Oppenheimer and adamantly watches only Oppenheimer because "only children would watch Barbie" but he can't help but listen in on everyone's conversation about Barbie and doing fervent research on Barbie. He'll end up asking Cater about the entire movie later.

Trey: Barbenheimer. He's not particularly interested in either movie but he wants to know what the hype is about, so he'd go to see both movies for Science. Ends up liking both a lot for different reasons.

Cater: BARBIE GIRLY. 100%. Goes with Light Music Club. Decked out in all pink Barbie gear and you know he's tweeting think pieces on Barbie after. Cries during the movie because it hits hard about family and being human and he's depressed.

Deuce: Barbenheimer. Epel would convince him to watch Oppenheimer together for the cool effects and explosions, but he would later watch Barbie after hearing Cater rave about it for the 1000th time. He cries at the mom scene.

Ace: Oppenheimer publicly, but catches a midnight showing of Barbie secretly. Honestly he enjoyed Barbie more but he can't have the upperclassmen finding out.

Savanaclaw

Leona: Oppenheimer. Not that he really cares either way, but the anti-nuclear message and environmental impacts would pique his interest. Probably falls asleep somewhere in the 3 hour movie though.

Ruggie: Oh he's a Barbie girly, but he'd also movie hop and take advantage of the whole Barbenheimer trend and go watch Oppenheimer (for free) after just because. Brings his own snacks for both.

Jack: Probably would see Oppenheimer, but he would also easily get peer pressured and dragged to go see Barbie too. And secretly like Barbie way more than he thought he would.

Octavinelle

Azul: Oppenheimer, absolutely. Would go into tangents after about the philosophies of the movie. The only reason he would watch Barbie is for capitalist purposes: make merch and know his target audience 😌

Floyd: 100% a Barbie girly. Would go to the theater decked out in Barbie gear and quote Barbie for the next two weeks until Azul threatens to kick him out of the dorm.

Jade: BARBENHEIMER. He would spend the entire day at the theater to watch the double feature. Probably in the order of Oppenheimer and ending the day with Barbie for the vibes. Would enjoy both thoroughly.

Scarabia

Kalim: IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION. BARBIE. Goes with Light Music Club, and then drags Jamil to see it again. Cries at practically every single scene. He makes Barbie Day a thing at his dorm.

Jamil: Oppenheimer. He only wants to see Oppenheimer but he gets dragged to Barbie and is inevitably sucked into the Barbie world by Kalim. Against his will he knows more about Barbie than Oppenheimer.

Pomefiore

Vil: Barbenheimer. As a film producer and actor, he can't not watch Oppenheimer and appreciate all of the film's effects and the heart that went into it. But he grew up a Barbie girly and he's not passing up the opportunity to be best Barbie dressed at the movie theater. He’s take a day to watch the double feature with Rook.

Rook: Like Vil, Barbenheimer. He would watch Barbie first in all Barbie gear and then switch to a more somber outfit to match the mood of Oppenheimer. He finds both movies equally as beautiful and dramatically cries at both.

Epel: Oppenheimer, but like Jamil, dragged against his will by Vil to see Barbie too. He begrudgingly likes Barbie more than he thought but would never admit it to Vil. Still likes Oppenheimer more though.

Ignihyde

Idia: Oppenheimer. Something something only normies see only Barbie, something something movie effects and technology. He gets unbearable at a certain point talking about Oppenheimer. But, he strangely knows everything about Barbie and won't be caught lacking in Barbie knowldge...

Ortho: Barbenheimer! He'll go to Oppenheimer with his brother but absolutely goes with the first years to see Barbie. He changes his gear to pink just for Barbie.

Diasomnia

Malleus: He's perpetually confused by the hype and does not understand what Barbenheimer is. Nevertheless, a Barbenheimer girly he is. He goes to see Barbie after Lilia comes back recommending it but would accidentally wander into the wrong theater and watch Oppenheimer instead. He'd eventually see Barbie after. Surprisingly enjoys both and even preorders with Lilia the "I'm Kenough" sweater but watching either did not ease his confusion.

Lilia: DEFINITION OF A BARBIE GIRLY. He's seen (and been in) enough war in his lifetime, so he doesn't feel the need to watch Oppenheimer. He goes hard for Barbie. He goes in Barbie gear, buys the Barbie popcorn cup, and preorders the "I'm Kenough" sweater. Light Music Club becomes Barbie Music Club for a few weeks after. He thinks Barbie is the epitome of the modern century.

Silver: Doesn't really understand the whole Barbie vs Oppenheimer thing, but he gets invited by the first years to watch Oppenheimer and then by his father to watch Barbie. He falls asleep during Oppenheimer and takes Barbie very seriously. He questions the meaning of humanity and the implications for peace after Barbie and tries to discuss it with Lilia. Lilia replies with, "It's not that serious, Silver." Silver becomes a Barbie girly.

Sebek: He hears that Malleus liked both movies (and is very distraught Malleus went alone without him) so he's determined to watch both in one day. Takes copious notes during both movies so that he can discuss the movies with Malleus after. The verdict: he didn't think he would like Barbie but was found crying outside the Barbie theater.

Bonus: the entire Diasomnia definitely went to see Barbie together in matching Barbie outfits.

[twistiraki]

🎀 Torn between two loves 🎀

‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗ TᗯIᔕTEᗪ ᗯOᑎᗪEᖇᒪᗩᑎᗪ Characters Vilxf!reader, Neigexf!reader Warnings cheating ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗

You stood on the bustling set of the latest film starring Neige LeBlanche, your boyfriend. The air buzzed with excitement as the crew scurried about, setting up for the next scene. Neige, with his usual radiant smile, was chatting with the director. His presence was like a warm hug to everyone around, including you.

But today, your eyes weren't on Neige. Instead, they were drawn to Vil Schoenheit,who played the antagonist. He stood across the set, commanding attention even in his stillness. His beauty was otherworldly, a contrast to Neige's innocent charm.

You had always admired Vil from afar, but being on set with him was a different experience altogether. The allure was magnetic, and you couldn't shake the feeling of being pulled toward him.

As if sensing your gaze, Vil turned his head, his piercing eyes meeting yours. A shiver ran down your spine. He arched a perfectly sculpted eyebrow, and before you knew it, your feet were moving towards him.

"Y/N, right?" His voice was smooth, like silk.

You nodded, feeling your heart race. "Yes. Vil, it's nice to meet you."

"The pleasure is mine," he replied, his lips curving into a slight, knowing smile. "I've seen you around with Neige. How are you enjoying the set?"

"It's amazing," you said, trying to steady your voice. "Everyone is so talented. Including you, of course."

Vil's smile widened. "Thank you. But I sense there's something on your mind. Care to share?"

You hesitated. It felt wrong to open up to him, yet there was an honesty in his gaze that made you feel safe. "It's... complicated. Neige is wonderful, but sometimes I feel lost. He has so many fans, and I can't help but feel like I'm just another face in the crowd."

Vil's eyes softened with understanding. "Ah, the burden of loving someone adored by the masses. It must be difficult to find your place."

Tears pricked at the corners of your eyes. "I want to be the only one for him, but it feels impossible. He's always so busy, so surrounded by admirers. I feel invisible."

Vil reached out, gently cupping your chin, forcing you to look at him. "You are far from invisible, Y/N. You are unique, and anyone who can't see that is a fool."

His touch sent a jolt of electricity through you. "How do you deal with it? All the attention?"

He let out a soft laugh. "It's part of the job. But it doesn't define me. What matters is how I see myself and the relationships I value. Perhaps Neige needs a reminder of that."

You sighed. "I don't know if he ever will. He’s so kind, but sometimes I feel like he’s kind to everyone in the same way he is to me."

Vil's gaze intensified. "Then perhaps you need to show him what he stands to lose. Remind him that you are not just another fan, but someone irreplaceable."

You felt a surge of determination. "You're right. I need to stand out, not blend in."

Vil's hand lingered on your chin for a moment longer before he let go. "Good. And if you ever need someone to remind you of your worth, you know where to find me."

Your heart swelled with a mix of emotions. Gratitude, longing, and something else you couldn't quite place. "Thank you, Vil. You've helped more than you know."

He nodded, his expression softening. "Anytime, Y/N. Now, go and be the star you were meant to be."

As you walked away, your mind buzzed with possibilities. Neige might have been your first love, but Vil had ignited something within you—a strength, a desire to be seen. It was time to step out of the shadows and claim your place in the light.

And maybe, just maybe, that light would lead you back to Vil.

The next weekend, you planned a special date with Neige on Sage's Island. You hoped the peaceful surroundings would offer a rare moment of privacy for you and Neige.

You wore a dress you knew Neige loved, your heart fluttering with anticipation. As you walked hand in hand through the quaint streets, the two of you were like any other couple, lost in your own world.

Neige, ever the gentleman, was attentive, pointing out interesting sights and sharing stories that made you laugh. For a while, everything felt perfect.

But perfection is fleeting.

A group of fans spotted Neige, their excited squeals breaking the piece. They swarmed around him, their adoration palpable. Neige, being his usual kind-hearted self, didn't have the heart to turn them away. He smiled, signed autographs, and posed for photos, his eyes lighting up with every fan interaction.

You stood to the side, watching as Neige's attention was pulled away from you. The sting of being overlooked crept in, a familiar ache. The fans' faces blurred as tears welled up in your eyes.

Trying to stay composed, you mumbled, "Neige, I'll be right back."

But he didn't hear you. His focus was entirely on the fans. You turned away, your steps quickening as you fled the scene. The tears you had been holding back finally spilled over, and you found yourself running, not knowing where to go.

Your feet led you to the edge of the island, near a secluded path that led to Night Raven College. You stopped, leaning against a tree, sobbing uncontrollably.

"Y/N?"

The voice was unmistakable. You looked up to see Vil standing a few feet away, concern etched on his face. His presence was both a surprise and a comfort.

"Vil..." you whispered, your voice breaking.

He closed the distance between you in a few strides. "What happened?"

You shook your head, wiping at your tears. "It's... Neige. The fans... He gives them so much attention, and I just... I feel invisible."

Vil's expression hardened for a moment before softening again. He reached out, his hand gently brushing a tear from your cheek. "You deserve better than to feel like this, Y/N. You deserve to be cherished."

You looked into his eyes, the sincerity in his gaze breaking through your pain. "I tried to impress him, to stand out. But it feels like I'll never be enough."

Vil's hand moved to cup your face, his thumb tracing gentle circles on your skin. "You are more than enough. Neige's inability to see that is his failure, not yours."

His touch was warm, grounding you. "Vil, I don't know what to do. I love him, but it hurts so much."

He leaned in closer, his eyes never leaving yours. "Sometimes, the person we love isn't the one who can give us what we need. Sometimes, we need to find the strength to seek out our own happiness."

Your breath hitched, his words resonating deep within you. "And what if I can't find it?"

Vil's lips curled into a gentle smile. "You already have. It's in the way you stand up for yourself, the way you seek more than just surface-level affection. You deserve someone who sees you, truly sees you."

The air between you crackled with unspoken emotions. "Vil... why are you being so kind to me?"

"Because you deserve it, Y/N," he said softly. "And maybe, just maybe, because I see something special in you."

For a moment, the world seemed to fade away, leaving just the two of you standing there, your hearts beating in sync. You leaned into his touch, finding solace in his presence.

"Thank you, Vil," you whispered. "For everything."

He nodded, his thumb continuing its soothing motion on your cheek. "Remember, you don't have to go through this alone. I'm here, whenever you need me."

You closed your eyes, letting his words wash over you. In that moment, you realized that while Neige might hold a piece of your heart, Vil was offering you something more profound—understanding, support, and a glimpse of what true affection could feel like.

As you opened your eyes and met Vil's gaze, you felt a spark of hope. Perhaps this twist of fate was leading you to something beautiful, something meant just for you.

The silence between you and Vil stretched, filled with unspoken words and emotions. You leaned into his touch, your heart beating a little faster. Just as you were about to speak, you heard hurried footsteps approaching.

"Y/N! There you are!" Neige's voice was filled with relief as he ran up to you. He stopped short when he saw Vil's hand on your face, his expression flickering with confusion and concern.

You quickly stepped back, wiping the remaining tears from your face. "Neige..."

Vil's hand dropped to his side, his expression turning neutral as he faced Neige. "She needed some space," Vil explained calmly.

Neige looked between the two of you, a hint of jealousy flashing in his eyes. "I was worried. The fans... I didn't realize you left."

You sighed, forcing a small smile. "I just needed a moment. It's okay, Neige."

Neige reached out, taking your hands in his. "I'm sorry, Y/N. I didn't mean to make you feel left out."

"It's fine," you said softly, but your mind was already spinning with a plan. You needed Neige to see you, to prioritize you. And maybe, just maybe, you could use the spark of jealousy you saw in his eyes to your advantage.

As you walked back towards the set with Neige, an idea began to form. If Neige saw you with Vil more often, maybe he would realize what he stood to lose. You glanced back at Vil, who was watching you with a knowing look. He had no idea what you were planning, and you intended to keep it that way.

Over the next few weeks, you subtly began to put your plan into action. Whenever Neige was around, you made sure to be seen with Vil. You laughed a little louder at his jokes, stood a little closer, and even touched his arm in a way that felt almost intimate.

Vil, for his part, seemed to enjoy your company, though he occasionally gave you questioning looks. Neige's reactions were immediate—his brows would furrow, and his attention would snap to you, a flicker of jealousy in his eyes.

One evening, at a wrap party for the film, you took it a step further. The venue was beautifully decorated, the atmosphere lively. Neige was surrounded by fans and colleagues, his attention divided as usual.

You spotted Vil by the bar and made your way over. He smiled as you approached. "Y/N, enjoying the party?"

You nodded, standing close enough that your arm brushed against his. "I am. But I could use some company."

Vil's eyes sparkled with amusement. "I'm always happy to oblige."

You laughed, leaning in a little closer. "You know, Vil, you're really good at making people feel special."

Before Vil could respond, his expression shifted, his eyes narrowing slightly. "Y/N, what are you doing?"

You blinked, taken aback. "What do you mean?"

He leaned in, his voice low and intense. "I see what you're trying to do. You're using me to make Neige jealous."

You felt a pang of guilt, your plan suddenly feeling childish and cruel. "Vil, I..."

He held up a hand, silencing you. "You need to understand something. Toying with the feelings of two men isn't fair to either of us. You may not realize it, but you're hurting me too."

Your eyes widened, realization dawning on you. "Vil, I didn't mean to... I just wanted Neige to see me."

Vil sighed, his expression softening. "I understand that. But there are better ways to go about it. You deserve someone who sees you without needing to be prodded or manipulated."

Tears welled up in your eyes. "I'm sorry, Vil. I never meant to hurt you."

He reached out, gently wiping a tear from your cheek. "I know, Y/N. But you need to figure out what you really want."

You looked into his eyes, seeing the depth of his feelings for you. "Vil, I..."

He took your hand, leading you away from the crowded venue. "Come with me. Let's find somewhere quiet to talk."

The secluded garden was peaceful, the soft glow of lanterns casting a warm light around you and Vil. Sitting beside him on a bench, you felt a sense of comfort you hadn't experienced in a long time.

"Y/N, do you have feelings for Neige because you love him, or because you want him to love you?" Vil's question hung in the air, heavy with meaning.

You took a deep breath, considering his words. "I thought I loved him. But now, I'm not so sure. I just wanted to feel important to him."

Vil nodded, his gaze never leaving yours. "And what about me? What do you feel when you're with me?"

You looked down, your heart pounding. "I feel... seen. Appreciated. Like I matter."

Vil gently lifted your chin, forcing you to meet his eyes. "Y/N, you do matter. And not just to Neige. You matter to me."

His words sent a jolt through your heart. "Vil, I... I didn't realize..."

He leaned in closer, his breath warm against your skin. "Y/N, I've felt something for you from the moment we met. But I never wanted to come between you and Neige. I wanted you to be happy, even if it wasn't with me."

Tears welled up in your eyes again, but this time they were tears of understanding, of clarity. "Vil, I never knew. I was so focused on trying to get Neige's attention that I didn't see what was right in front of me."

He cupped your face in his hands, his touch gentle and reassuring. "It's not too late, Y/N. You deserve to be with someone who sees you, who values you for who you are."

You leaned into his touch, your heart feeling lighter than it had in weeks. "Vil, I think... I think I've been falling for you too."

Without thinking, you closed the distance between you, tilting your head up to kiss him. But just as your lips were about to meet, Vil gently pulled back, his eyes filled with regret.

"Y/N, we can't. Not while you're still with Neige," he whispered, his voice thick with emotion.

Your heart sank, but before you could respond, you heard a gasp. You turned to see Neige standing a few feet away, his eyes wide with hurt and confusion. From where he stood, it looked as if you and Vil had kissed.

"Y/N, what... what's going on?" Neige's voice trembled, his innocent eyes filled with betrayal.

You stood up, reaching out to him. "Neige, it's not what it looks like. We didn't—"

But Neige cut you off, his voice rising. "I saw what I saw! How could you, Y/N? I thought you loved me."

Vil interrupted, his tone firm. "It looked like nothing, Neige. You're jumping to conclusions. Y/N was just upset. We were talking."

Neige's eyes flicked to Vil, his expression turning from hurt to anger. "Talking? It looked like more than talking to me."

You stepped between them, trying to diffuse the tension. "Neige, please, let me explain."

But Neige's expression was pained. "I can't believe this, Y/N. I thought... I thought we had something special."

Vil stepped forward, his voice tinged with irritation. "Maybe you should have paid more attention to her, then. She's been feeling neglected."

Neige's confusion turned to anger. "Neglected? Y/N, is that true?"

You hesitated, feeling the weight of their stares.

"Neige, listen," you pleaded, tears streaming down your face. "I was trying to get your attention. I felt so invisible, and Vil was just trying to help me see my worth."

Neige's eyes softened for a moment, but the hurt quickly returned. "Y/N, you should have come to me. We could have talked about it."

"I tried, Neige," you said, your voice breaking. "But you were always so busy, so surrounded by everyone else. I didn't know how to reach you."

Vil continued, his voice cutting through the air. "Yes, Neige! While you were busy with your fans, Y/N was feeling alone and unimportant."

Neige's fists clenched, his voice rising. "And you! Trying to steal her away when she's vulnerable!"

Vil's patience wore thin. "I'm not stealing her, Neige. I'm showing her she deserves better than what you've been giving her!"

Neige's anger boiled over. "And what about you, Vil? Always lurking around, waiting for your chance!"

Vil's eyes flashed with anger. "At least I'm honest about my feelings! Unlike you, who can't see what's right in front of you!"

The tension crackled between them, each word fueled by hurt and frustration. You felt torn, trapped between their heated argument.

"Stop it, both of you!" you finally cried out, your voice trembling.

But they ignored you, too consumed by their own emotions.

"I love her, Vil. I would do anything for her," Neige declared, his voice desperate.

Vil's expression softened, but his tone remained firm. "Then start showing it, Neige. Before it's too late."

Neige's eyes narrowed. "And you, Vil? Always playing the charming prince, but deep down, you're just selfish!" You've been waiting for your chance to steal her away!"

Vil's jaw clenched, his voice low. "Selfish? You, who can't see past your own ego, accusing me of selfishness?"  "I'm not stealing anyone. But maybe if you had paid more attention to her, she wouldn't be considering other options!"

Neige stepped closer, his fists trembling with rage. "You think you're better than me, Vil? You're just as flawed!"

Vil's eyes blazed. "At least I don't pretend to be something I'm not! You're so blinded by your own pride, you can't see how you've hurt her!"

Neige's face reddened with fury. "And what about you? Taking advantage of her vulnerability!"

Vil's restraint snapped. "You have no idea what you're talking about, Neige! I've been nothing but respectful to her!"

Neige took a threatening step forward. "Respectful? You're just waiting to be alone with Y/n, so you can swoop in!"

Vil's fists clenched, his voice low and dangerous. "I'd never hurt her like you have. You don't deserve her."

The air crackled with tension, each man on the verge of exploding. You felt the weight of their anger, their words cutting deep.

But then, realization seemed to dawn on both of them. They were on the brink of a physical confrontation, but this wasn't the time or the place.

Breathing heavily, Vil and Neige stared at each other, their chests rising and falling with pent-up emotion.

Finally, Vil spoke, his voice strained. "This isn't over, Neige. But not here."

Neige nodded, his anger subsiding slightly. "You're right. This isn't the place."

"I... I need some time," you whispered, feeling torn between the two.

Vil and Neige exchanged furious glances, both filled with uncertainty and desperation.

"Take all the time you need, Y/N," Vil said, his voice heavy with emotion.

Neige nodded, his expression filled with regret. "I'll be here when you're ready, Y/N. Just know that I love you."

As they turned away from each other, you were left standing in the middle, you couldn't shake the feeling of being torn between two loves, unsure of which path to choose. The stars twinkled overhead, offering no answers, leaving you to grapple with your heart's conflicting desires.

[sinofthesloth]

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖

“This is was just a game to me, and you were just the gasoline.” 

Cw: Angst. (I’m bad at gauging how heavy it is so just read with that in mind.) 

Synopsis: You thought they liked you back. How stupid can you truly be?

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝙁𝙩. 𝘼𝙯𝙪𝙡, 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙠, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄𝙙𝙞𝙖 ♥ 

.*•.¸♡ ä̤z̤̈ṳ̈l̤̈ ä̤s̤̈ḧ̤ë̤n̤̈g̤̈r̤̈ö̤ẗ̤ẗ̤ö̤ ♡¸.•*.

“Are you really that blind?”

Azul had a future plan and refused to let anything get in the way of that. You just weren’t something he saw himself needing

You had confessed to him in the privacy of the VIP room. Floyd and Jade were thankfully keeping their nose out of Azul’s business for once. The confession had you picking at your shirt as you stared into his grey eyes. 

The first hint that he didn’t share the feelings should have been the fact he wasn’t paying attention to what you were saying. He’d ask you to repeat yourself multiple times as he searched for something in his desk. 

The next should have been sighs he kept pushing out of his throat. You told yourself they were from his inability to find what he was looking for. 

The third and final nail in the coffin was when he finally looked into your eyes. They held boredom. He was bored while you were confessing your feelings.

Maybe he was just having a bad day?

“Are you really that blind? I am busy and you keep talking. And what makes you think I’d like someone like you? You bring nothing to the table. And you clearly can’t read a room. Why would I want anything to do with you?”

Maybe Ace and Deuce shouldn’t have been the two you asked for romantic advice.

.*•.¸♡ r̤̈ö̤ö̤k̤̈ ḧ̤ṳ̈n̤̈ẗ̤ ♡¸.•*.

“Mon ami means my friend, and you, mon démon bruyant are nothing more.”

Rook found beauty in everything, but that doesn’t mean he loved them.

He called you french names of endearment. You knew that. He called everyone a name of endearment. You just didn’t know what word meant.

French is called the language of love because how intricate and delicate it can sound. Every word sounds like a lullaby if spoken soft enough. 

He’d call you “démon bruyant”, a name you had no way of knowing the meaning of. Well, you do now. Loud fiend. Not friend. Fiend. 

He saw you as nothing more than a loud extra. Someone who didn’t fall into the background only because they were louder than everyone around them.

You had planned to ask Vil if he had any idea of a good way to confess, but Rook beat you to it. 

He stopped you before you made your way to the Pomefiore housewarden. His hand laid on your chest to physically stop you. The same hand traveled up to your chin before you locked eyes. He seemed to be glaring down at you as your face heated.  

“Mon ami means my friend, and you, mon démon bruyant are nothing more. So I suggest you remember your place fiend. Don’t think about wasting Roi de Poison time.” 

He pulled his hand away and fixed your hair before smiling and walking away. 

French is such a heart breaking language.

.*•.¸♡ ï̤d̤̈ï̤ä̤ s̤̈ḧ̤r̤̈ö̤ṳ̈d̤̈ ♡¸.•*.

“Dating them would be like grinding the first levels of a game when trying to get ready for its final boss. Pointless and a waste of time.”

Falling for the schools biggest gaming nerd wasn’t as hard, His brother talked none stop about him and how amazing he was once you looked past his anti-social behaviors. 

You learned about his favorite shows and games. Ortho even talked Idia into meeting you in person. You thought were must have been a connection.

He invited you to his dorm room and the two of you would watch shows and complain about their endings, or you’d watch him game. You once asked if you could try a level, and he helped make an entire account for you to use. 

Both you and Ortho explained that you don’t have any way of playing it outside of coming to his dorm to play and he bought you a complete computer set up as well as a laptop. Just so the two of you could enjoy a game that you just learned about. 

So yeah, you fell, and you fell far. Hitting the floor pretty hard.

You overheard Ortho talking to Idia about how you had asked him if Idia liked you, or if there was a good way of asking Idia out. He blew up due to the information. Ranting about how he would never fall in love with someone like you. How he was only your friend because Ortho was the one to invite you over. He refused to let his little brother lose a friend because of him.

“Ortho, you don’t understand. Dating them would be like grinding the first levels of a game when trying to get ready for its final boss. Pointless and a waste of time.”

You continued to visit to boys. Acting any different would make Ortho worry, and you don’t think you can handle anymore of Idia faux concern.

[lara635kookie]

I didn't even watch "WISH" yet because in my country it will only be available at january, but people are saying it's a bad cliche so I probably won't watch at the cinema.

The thing is, even though I am a hopeless romantic, not everything has to have romance. There are princess who are perfectly fine without a prince, like Mirabel, Elsa, Merida, Moana and Raya(I do kinda like the idea of Raya with a girl, just not Namaari). But we were so robbed of seeing Asha and the star boy(he is literally a staR so I don't doubt Disney would call him StaN or something like that, so his name is Stan from now on, I am gonna call him like that, is easier than star boy). Asha and Stan had the potential to be the next Tianaveen and Rapunzel&Eugene (I don't know their ship name). The concept arts are the cutest thing I have ever seen. Also "At All Costs" (bop) would have been a love song between the two!!! Them singing it man. The pain I will feel when I don't see them passionately sing it, very "I see the light" coded, in the actual movie. Somehow, now is not feminist for a strong female character to have a male partner by her side. Like...This doesn't make sense! You can be a strong female character and have a man at the same time! Have y'all forgotten Mulan and Shang? Anna and Kristoff? Ariel and Eric? Jasmine and Aladdin? (There are more examples and I could go on all day, but you got what I meant already) I hate Disney for throwing good ideas at the trash and playing safe just for money(like Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk said "it's a metaphor for capitalism"). And as the guy looked blonde with blue/green eyes in the arts I have seen, and Asha is a black latina, they lost the opportunity of having a biracial couple ACTUALLY DONE RIGHT (Pocahontas and John Smith don't count, he is a collonizer with the most common name in the world, she deserves so much better). Like, if the thing is show how inclusive you are by having a black latina female protagonist for little girls to see and feel represented in a good way, you could have increased that feeling by making someone fall in love for her. Little girls would feel like they are beautiful and desired/desireable in a positive way and that they worthy of being loved and love and be with whoever they want to be with, even someone who has a different skin color.

I am also mad because we could have seen Disney's first evil villain COUPLE with King Magnifico and his wife, the queen(still don't know her name, sorry). Can't you guys imagine the HITS, THE FIRST PLACE OF BILLBOARD HOT 100 WORTHY songs, they would proportionate us? Even if only one song, it would be enough for me. But someone thought having a female villain would be anti-feminist and they discarded an original and authentic idea, which is what Disney built its empire on the first place. Come on Disney minorities don't want to be portrayed as those unrealistic superior beings, they want to be portrayed as real human beings with emotions, struggles, qualities and flaws. Having an iconic female villain like you guys always had(like Maleficent, Cruella De Vil, Ursula, Mother Gothel, Lady Tremaine, etc) and set her up with an iconic male villain(like Gaston, Doctor Facilier, Shan Yu, Jafar, Hans, etc) it would have been top notch, god tier. King Magnifico and the queen could have been like the Gomez and Morticia of evil. You could address so many topics by it. Like the kingdom being ruled by evil would have been a great social critic of some politicians out there, for example. And we could have had an iconic final boss battle between Asha and Stan VS Magnifico and the queen.

Anyway, what I mean by this is that if someone has fanarts or just ANY CONTENT, of Asha and Stan, tag me, reblog this or comment, I don't care, just warn me, because they are my new obsession. I will also write a fanfic about this movie with these ideas, but only after I have watched the movie so until them, please feed my hyperfixation in Stasha (Star boy/Stan×Asha), I'm begging y'all

[v-anrouge]

why do you hate transfem vil so much? can't you just like separate the art from the headcannons and enjoy it without thinking about it. I don't really have any headcannons but I think transfem vil is just as valid as transmac or nb or gender fluid vil (maybe it's just because I don't have any strong headcannons but idk I think all versions of a character are okay)

ill try to be as nice as possible wording this but im bad at wording things so my apologies if this still comes out aggressive sounding or something

transfem vil is a harmful hc. that's it, there's no going around it there's nothing to defend it because transfem/woman vil isn't like the the other transfem hcs for twst, his was created solely because people saw vil; a man, who acts and dresses in a "feminine way" and went "yeah okay that's a woman!" and they just kept pushing and pushing it. see from here there's nothing too bad you might think (personally; i still dislike hcs like this, but it's not like how i dislike transfem vil) the problem here lies because vil is anti gender roles, he's mentioned that himself countless times and has even gotten angry when gender roles where pushed by any character in-game, the transfem vil hc is taking a character that breaks gender roles and pushing him back into them. idk if u rlly know about the struggles of gnc trans people but ill tell u bestie it's BAD. we're constantly excluded and even harassed by members from our own community because gender roles have been pushed so deeply into their minds they can't process the fact a trans man, might want to present fem, or that a trans woman, might want to present masc. and for that, for the simple way of how we express ourselves we are constantly belittled and have our experiences as trans people invalidated, (by both cis and other trans people) a character like vil is important representation to the gnc community, both cis and trans, but since we're talking about the trans community ill be focusing on it. both transmascs and transfems have talked about their dislike to the hc and ive met more than 5 ppl say that an hc like this causes them dysphoria because it's taking away the little rep we get all for the sake of what?? pushing gender roles once again.

for more personal reasons; this hc brings me TERRIBLE dysphoria and anxiety and the people ive seen that have it have been extremely toxic and most of the time also fetishizing towards trans people which makes me extremely uncomfortable, i dislike the hc, i dislike the community around that hc and considering ive gotten harassed and even called the t slur by some ppl that have it id say that i have more than a few rights to complain about it

[twisted-x-hearts]

Was bored, so compiled a list of the relatives now revealed in TWST.

Potential Spoilers below.

First up, we have Leona's nephew, Cheka Kingscholar and the source of Leona's angst. Based of off Simba from The Lion King.

Next up is Jamil's little sister, Najma Viper. Believed to be based of off Jafar's sister Nasira from the PS1 game Nasira's revenge.

After that, we have Meemaw Felmier, A.K.A Marja, the Sledding Champion. A picture you find duirng the Harveston Event shows her looking identical to Epel in her youth, meaning this could be Epel's future as a sweet little old grandpa.

Speaking of grandparents, we have Sebek's grandfather, Baul Zigvolt (I know the English Translation has it as 'Baur' as in 'Briar', but being named after one of the most powerful demons in the Ars Goetia sounds much cooler and fits with Maleficant's raven being named Diabolo/Diaval so!) It'll be intersting to see if we ever meet him in the modern era, while we know he's probably where some of Sebek's internalised anti-humanisms come from, I do like to imagine meeting him and he's sporting a comfy cardigan and moustache.

Next up is Deuce's sweet mother, Dilla Spade! A delivery woman in town, she's done her best to raise Deuce the best she can.

Another parent we've now encountered, Eric Venue, Vil's very doting and supportive father and celebrity in his own right!

And the last parents, Mr and Mrs Shroud. Can't you just see the family respemblance?

[ryker-writes]

well if it's not too much trouble :')), i would like relationship headcanons for pomefiore with an mc who was naughty and headstrong in school but when she graduated she became an iconic top model like cara delevingne an "anti-model" I mean someone who completely changed the paradigms of beauty, characterized by being different !, full of life and combining her beauty with her wild and fun side~ version twisted wonderland jaja well to sum it all up, "mc becoming un icónic model in twst" hehe that would be all~ thanks and take care \^^/

oooooo this sounds fun!

Request rules and Masterlists

Vil:

you two are an iconic couple in the media

and Vil is very impressed with everything you've done and your work

he really enjoys being able to work with you because you make modeling more fun

and he tries to do projects with you a lot

he may even indulge you every once in a while and embrace his more fun side with you

he wouldn't dare try to change the way you model or work

he thinks you're perfect in your own way

#couplegoals

Vil has spent most of his life trying to be the most perfect and beautiful so he was baffled when you became a top model by being so different and showing off your more wild side

but he loves you for it all

and he's very proud of everything you do

when you two were in school, he didn't think you would become an iconic model

he knew you were beautiful but your more naughty and headstrong side showed more

it's hard for a model to be like that, so he never thought much of the idea

Rook:

he's your #1 fan and leader of your fanclub

he adored watching you in school and developing into this iconic model

you're like a lovely flower that he got to watch bloom

and he loved every second of it

Rook has never doubted you or your likeliness to become a model

you are incredibly beautiful after all

your wild and headstrong side only adds to your beauty

it shows a more genuine and human side of being a model that everyone can appreciate

you're very different from other models and he loves you for that

everyday he showers you with praise for all your accomplishments

Rook has been on the search for a better understanding of beauty for a very long time and thanks to you, he feels he does understand more

in his mind, you completely redefined what beauty means

Epel:

Epel is so unbelievably proud of you

he always loved how wild you were in school, and he didn't expect you to become a model

his view on models is that they're all very stuck up and focused on being perfect

but you challenged that view for him and the rest of the world

he absolutely loves how you're different from other models and not afraid to show your more fun and wild side to the media

he thinks you are what every other model should be

Epel has spent a lot of time in Pomefiore trying to hide his more wild side because that's what was demanded of him so seeing you be able to be one of the most iconic and top models really warms his heart

he has so much love for you and your work because you're so genuine and fun when you work

so even though modeling and the media isn't his forte, he is one of your biggest supporters

[yuurei20]

Leona Info Compilation part 7: Unique Magic and Power

When Leona’s unique magic is first seen Jack says, “Everything the Housewarden touched is turning to sand”, but Leona may not need to touch something to disintegrate it (as seen in Halloween and Book 6).

Leona’s “King’s Roar” is the only unique magic (thus far) that is the same in verbal command, hidden meaning and the English adaptation.

We do not see Leona attempt to use his unique magic on the Charon (wearing anti-magic armor) who kidnap him in Book 6 or the anti-magic doors inside of STYX, though he says he would “turn ‘em to sand” otherwise.

King’s Roar might be difficult to aim: he says that STYX’s researchers being in the way during the fight against an over-blotted Idia would have made his unique magic “a lot harder to use,” but since they were gone he was able to “sand most of the minions in the area” without issue. He refuses to use the spell on the cages in Tartarus as doing so would run the risk of sanding Grim, and/or the ID card that they needed in order to continue.

We have yet to really see the extent of what Leona is capable of, though Grim says “for as lazy as that guy is…he seemed insanely strong.”

Jack says that Leona’s “magical might” is “in a league of its own”, and Leona is the only person we’ve seen capable of defending against Riddle’s unique magic. (Despite being, objectively, one of the most powerful students in the school, Leona says “power alone ain’t enough to make waves in this world”, in reference to how he will never fulfill his only dream no matter how strong he is. Unaware of Leona’s inner turmoil Jack comments, “How can someone so powerful give up on everything?”)

Jack is often commenting on Leona’s magical strength saying that “Leona’s magic is way more powerful than any of ours” while he, Ruggie and Floyd battle the mine monster with Leona teasing Ruggie about getting tired out.

Idia explains that Leona likely received “top-notch magic instruction as a kid”, saying that Leona’s “casting speed’s off the charts, and his magic pool is huge. He also knows how to be efficient he tailors his defense spells to match the potency of enemy attacks. He hardly wastes any magic at all. Which means he barely accumulates any excess blot.”

Ortho follows with, “Because he typically exhibits great mental fortitude…when he does experience intense emotions it could cause a drastic spike in blot accumulation.”

Leona might be particularly adept at defensive magic, saying, “I aced my protective magic classes in my sleep”, which makes the two instances that Ruggie is able to apply his unique magic to Leona (in Book 2 and during Halloween) very interesting.

Leona can defend against Riddle, who is probably stronger than Ruggie. So it can be assumed that the times that Ruggie successfully used “Laugh with Me” on Leona were only possible because Leona consciously allowed it.

We get a rare chance to compare Leona’s strength to that of the other students directly in Book 6:

Both Vil and Riddle are unable to lift, aim and utilize their thunder spears simultaneously on their own, with Vil asking for help from Epel the player and Rook, while Riddle asks for help from Azul. Leona, however, both lifts and aim the spear alone, then even uses its magic without any help from Jamil (who we see attacking the Titan independently with his fire magic, away from the spear).

Jamil is surprised by Leona’s ability to sleep after the first titan fights, but we learn Riddle also took a nap at that same time.

Vil again gets help from Epel and Rook (and presumably the player) during the second titan fight, saying he “can’t move another step” while he and Epel fall asleep almost instantly after reaching a safe location (Rook possibly remained awake).

Riddle also gets help from Azul for their second titan fight, getting injured in the process and expressing concern over his magic, stamina and blot.

Azul falls asleep quickly afterwards, despite previously claiming that, as an octopus, he could never sleep in such a situation.

For their second titan fight Leona, again, uses the thunder spear entirely on his own without help from Jamil, collapsing to his knees from exhaustion.

Immediately afterwards he has enough energy for banter with Jamil.

Leona asks for Jamil’s help in the final fight.

They are forced to bow out due to an over-accumulation of blot, not from over-using their magic but because of the blot escaping the Underworld with Ortho.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

HEAR ME OUT!

THE HOUSEWARDENS WITH A MEME QUEEN

WHEN I SAY MEME QUEEN I MEAN

MEME QUEEN

CURSED IMAGES IN THE CHAT N SHIT

very cursed picture, thanks

was also kinda fun to write, hope you´ll like it

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Riddle:

he immediately went "Off with your Head!"

but then he remembered that you aren´t a part of his dorm and that you didn´t break any rule… and that you can´t use magic

I could believe he doesn´t even know what memes are

which would make the entire situation even funnier

but he did tell you when you continue sending him such nonsensical pictures it´s "Off with your Head!"

you did not stop and managed to rope Cater into it

he also started sending Riddle memes

it was hell on earth for Riddle

Leona:

he saw it and just went back to sleep

he could care less about the weird shit you send people

which just made him one of the only people who you just can send whatever you want without repercussion

but he did seem to enjoy your anti-monarchy memes (how ironic)

Ruggie actually saw what you both are doing and was just confused

Leona just told him to forget it

Ruggie wished it would have been so easy

where did you even find such a picture?...

Azul:

bold of you to assume he didn´t block you before you could send him anything

Azul told you if you ever send him such a stupid picture he´ll send Floyd and Jade after you

and what did you do in your infinite wisdom? exactly you immediately sent him another one

and he did good on his threat but Floyd and Jade just thought it was funny and helped you annoy Azul

Azul regretted ever meeting you, which wasn´t anything new to you

he even roped Grim into a contract so he can somehow force you to stop

which wasn´t difficult because Grim would do nearly everything for food

Kalim:

he does not understand what you sent him so he showed it to Jamil

Jamil did not say anything and just left

what Kalim didn´t know is that he went to Ramshackle threatened you and told you to never send Kalim another picture

he was very mean D:

but you aren´t scared of him and decided to send Kalim a picture of a bug and you made sure it was the best (scariest looking) picture you could find

Jamil nearly burned Scarabia to the ground and forced you to look after Kalim

good thing you´re already used to look after children (Grim)

Vil:

immediately blocked you, no hesistation or anything else he just saw a glimpse and blocked you

he will also refuse to talk with you when he sees you in school, Epel wanted to know what you did that Vil ignores you so he can copy it

if you tried to talk with him while he was ignoring you he might send Rook after you

and it´s very difficult to lose Rook

he did unblock you after a week but immediately regret it when you sent him another weird Meme

Idia:

immediately sent one back, he somehow found one that was worse

this will end in a meme war and both of you got blocked by multiple people

Ortho saw what both of you did and sent you guys a terrifying picture

you have no idea what it was and why Ortho had it but it made both of you stop

but now your bickering about who would have won your little contest

Ortho said he wanted to join in and with his search options he could find perfect pictures

you and Idia agreed to forget about it and just played video games together

but Ortho still managed to kick your guyses butts

Malleus:

did not see it, he broke his phone again

so you sent it per pidgeon carriers

he was very confused on what his Child of Man sent him

Lilia is just dying of laughter in the background while Silver and Sebek are just as confused as Malleus

he actually came to you and asked why you would send him such an obscure image

is it an obscure art piece for Children of Man? is it a new art form he didn´t hear about (I mean kinda right)

he will be like an old man when you tell him it´s a meme

this will take a while to explain to him, Lilia will join but just to make jokes