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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Bruce: Everyone has called me Boris all day. I think Tim paid them to.

[later]

Tim: Absolutely. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.

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knickknackoftheday · 15 days

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shark stapler

#sourced #knickknackoftheday #☆#stapler #office #stationery #cute #shark #sharks #marine animals #oceancore #cute animals

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incorrectquotesmcu · 15 days

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Y/N, scolding the twins: We are not mad, just disappointed.

Wanda: No, we are mad.

Y/N: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Wanda: No, we are not.

Y/N: I’m not the mind reader, Wanda.

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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 year

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Lackadaisy Enrichment

#in our enclosures!!#video linked as source; which i'm glad to see already has a million views and is trending. That's Right #lackadaisy #WHICH i have been reading since at least '07 when i was thirteen my god b/c this animation is based on the ongoing webcomic #like does its influence show up Directly in some Discrete way i can point to in my art? not very easily probably. And Yet.#the inspiration....i wasn't able to be Regularly Only for at least another year / art done Nonprofessionally Online was novel to me #like wow ppl can make & post fanart of w/e they love huh....didn't know webcomics were a thing & i never really read that many since but.#good god the quality of Lackadaisy at its onset is like this is superb?? this person putting in all their talent and effort???#and Then you get years & years more art and i don't even know what superlatives to throw out abt its quality as it evolves. obsessed w/it..#if i see a new lackadaisy comic page i Will be acting out. obviously this animation is a delight & also stunning. and fascinating to also #juxtapose as a Translation / Interpretation of the comic in a different medium & standalone snippet of Story #and that we're not even quite there in the comic timeline; Taking Notes abt character info we get distilledly here....genuinely love like #take it back to '07 i'm like oh boy can't wait for the dream team to assemble. then a decade later when it did? Oh Boy. that is payoff lol #namely hooray for stitches and mudbug at the field office for every passing gangster. killing one marigold associate but not the other #which seems like a promising start to shootouts w/the other dream team triumvirate. i adore that in canon so far mordecai freckle & rocky #have met but only over a nice brunch. re: all intentions anyways. anyways i'm like Gifs Must Be Made while i'm also so riled afresh abt the #comic that i've been sooo hype for for over fifteen yrs now babeyyy Deservedly. i've done a couple of rereads & ought to do another....#For Interest it'd probably take a few sittings to catch up from the start but there is much to be engaged over....this ongoing story that's #historical fiction prohibition bootlegging cats with plenty of focus on characters & several Mysteries. which i'm better at parsing now lol #like one of the more recent rereads like Oh Of Course x (probably) accidentally killed his y & z took the fall & that's a binding secret...#Not [oh of course] abt the circumstances surrounding a's death & how b & c were involved. nor the ''what's marigold's damage'' mystery #which is great. love to not know things. love that we can readily follow all the emergent drama everyone's wading in nowadays. hell yeah #anyways admire my organized approach to gifs here. four shots each Expressions Atmosphere Action Groupshots #sure might've muddled through gifmaking for this anyways but fr being a huge lackadaisy comic enjoyer for now most of my life helps #and its very Overall Inspiration like. just really getting the [you can really just draw stuff out here] going. fr the art's detail & skill #and that enrichment like i'm gonna have a great time following this. And I Have #you don't expect a crowdfunded indie animation in the mix back then but hell yeah fellas #SIGH ok removing a 4th gif that's broken / not displayed despite reuploading then entirely remaking it. if it's a bug i'll try again later

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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months

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Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]

Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!

Rogue:

Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.

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bruciemilf · 8 months

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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.

Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?

Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martinez: wh E E Z E

#martinez is the myth of cassandra constantly trying to tell ppl his goth freak bff is the funniest bitch alive #bruce vigorously denying his affection for his new friend but he keeps a journal full of martinez's likes and dislikes #they're so trixie and katya #bruce wayne #officer martinez #also martinez amd selina need to have the thickest beef. gay mlm vs bi wlw violance. for no reason #dc #dcu #battinson #batman #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: mdoern family

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 2 months

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Kate: I will be mean to Anthony if you want me to be.

Edwina: Oh, no. It’s fine, Kate.

Kate: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.

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daddiesdrarryy · 6 months

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James: Wow, the library is extra crowded today

Remus: Merlin, look at all these students. Who do you have to fuck to get a bloody book around here?

Sirius: Me!

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cod-dump · 9 hours

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Ghost, eating dinner: Yeah, can you believe it? Soap fuckin saved me a seat.

Gaz: Uh... yeah?

Ghost: I told him no, obviously. Can't think about that kinda stuff right before an op.

Gaz: Uh huh...

Ghost: Me n my subordinate? In carnal embrace? Nah, not fuckin happening.

Gaz:

Ghost: Pass the butt stuff.

Gaz: O_O

Ghost: THE BUTTER. THE BUTTER. I just want some head and butter--BREAD. BREAD AND BUTTER.

Gaz:

Ghost: BREAD AND BUTT SEX FOR THIS BIG PIECE OF MEAT I'M EATING--FUCK DAMMIT--!

Gaz: You feelin okay, mate?

#submission #source: nerdy prudes must die #oh he’s down BAD #gaz looking at the camera like he’s on the office #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #ghostsoap #soapghost

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teenwolf-incorrectquotes · 8 months

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Stiles: I love Derek. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of Derek's body? Scott: Please don't say it. Stiles: His brain. Because I love his personality. I value his intelligence, his tenacity, his thoughtfulness, and his protective nature. Stiles: And also, his brain is where he gets the best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff. The pack: [noises of disgust]

#stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #scott mccall #teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: the office

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Selina: I'd lie for you.

Bruce: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Selina, you just like to lie.

#source: the office #bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat #batfamily #batfam #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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tategaminu · 1 month

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Opeli: she stole your key and the bow that killed King Harrow Callum: you don't have all the facts Opeli: which are? Callum: I love her

#it quite literally went like this 😭#“idgaf Opeli‚ ily Rayla”#source: the office #tdp #the dragon Prince #rayllum #rayllum shitpost