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moonyswarmsweaters · 23 hours ago

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Remus: Hey, Regulu- Where did all this money come from?

Regulus: From James.

Remus: He gave it to you? For what? Did you blackmail him? Don’t take advantage of that he loves you, yeah?

Regulus: of course, he paid me, fair way. In exchange for very important pictures.

Remus: Oh, you got something for homework?

Regulus: No, Sirius's baby pictures.

Remus: …How much?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 day ago

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Rio: Ow! Son of a bi—

Agatha: [gesturing to Nicky] Rio! Nicky!

Rio: …iscuit. Son of a biscuit.

Agatha: Nice save.

Rio: Yeah. Fucking nailed it.

#source: unknown #rio vidal incorrect quotes #rio vidal #agatha harkness incorrect quotes #agatha harkness #agathario #nicholas scratch #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel

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incorrectteyvatism · 1 day ago

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Sethos: You and Kaveh aren't lovers, right?

Alhaitham: Right.

Sethos: So there's no romantic feelings at all between you?

Alhaitham: I didn't say that.

#source: unknown #genshin #genshin impact #sethos #kaveh #alhaitham #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-lackadaisy-cats · 2 days ago

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Rocky: Hunting for booze could be fun! It'll be like camping!

Ivy: Which is it? Fun? Or like camping?

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #rocky rickaby #ivy pepper #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisy #tracy j. butler

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i-expect-you-to-quote · 2 days ago

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ZORAXIS: [chaos and screaming in the background] Can you please come get your freak of an agent?! They're doing things!! [more explosions]

HANDLER: No, I set them loose on purpose. They need enrichment :)

#i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd incorrect quotes #agent phoenix #reginald crane #the handler #source: unknown

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incorrect-guilty-gear · 2 days ago

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Ky: Just got to Costco. Where are you?

Sol: Liquor aisle. Bring another cart.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #sol badguy #ky kiske #guilty gear #video games

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holy-incorrectquotes-batman · 3 months ago

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Bruce, walking into the Batcave: Why does it look like a tornado came through here? Jason: You know that trick people play on dogs? That one when you pretend to throw a ball but actually keep it in your hand and watch as the dog chases after nothing? Bruce: Yeah? Jason: Steph did that to Dick.

#source: unknown #bruce wayne #jason todd #steph brown #stephanie brown #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #red hood #spoiler #spoiler dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect gotham quotes #dc comics #batfamily #batcave

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incorrecttwsted · 2 months ago

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#twisted wonderland #twst #jade leech #georgina leech #riddle rosehearts #malleus draconia #incorrect twst #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland spoilers #source: unknown

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devilishvalentine · 2 months ago

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Y/N: Sit down, i'm gonna torture you now

Jason, smirking: Kinky.

Y/N: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Jason: What—

Y/N: You deserve to be cared for.

Jason: Stop, now—

Y/N: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Jason: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!

#🍎.myrobinhood #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x oc #jason todd x fem!reader #red hood x reader #red hood x you #red hood x y/n #red hood x oc #red hood x fem!reader #jason todd imagine #incorrect y/n quotes #source: unknown #🍎.marijay #🥀.txt

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chaoticaesthetician · 10 months ago

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abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

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livsoulsecrets · 3 months ago

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Dick: Bruce just insisted Tim and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter.

Dick: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

#source: unknown #dc comics #dc #dick grayson #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #tim drake #nightwing

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percabethconvos · 4 months ago

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Annabeth: What's the most polite way to phrase "you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email?

Percy: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do"

#percy's great at speaking with people; annabeth prefers to solve problems a bit more directly #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #source: unknown #incorrect quotes

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incorrectquotesmcu · 12 hours ago

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Alexei: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?