#incorrect allen

[incorrectbatfam]

Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?

Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?

Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

[wondersinwaynemanor]

let's pretend that this is the right timeline because what if Dick becomes Batman at the same time when Wally becomes The Flash?

let's also say that this is just like the Justice League animated series wherein the League members don't know each member's identities (except of course Bruce, he knows everybody).

how funny would it be if Dick and Wally are together and the rest of the League are confused because all of a sudden Batman and Flash are close like super close? i mean they have witnessed how Flash gets intimidated by Batman. now, that's not the case anymore.

during a meeting:

Hal, leaning to John during a League meeting, whispers: I'm not losing my mind, right?

John, whispers back: I think I know what you mean.

Hal: Why is Flash making heart eyes to Bats????

John: I know??? Flash doesn't even look him in the eyes before.

Hal: That's so odd, dude.

Batman glances at the two Green Lanterns which makes them shut up.

meanwhile, across the table, Martian Manhunter has a light smile on his lips and Superman covers his laugh with a cough.

-

at the cafeteria:

Ollie: Hey, Dinah. Have you noticed something unusual between Batman and Flash lately?

Dinah: It is quite unusual, huh? I was talking to Hawkgirl the other day and she said she saw Flash bridal carry Bats.

Ollie: What the actual fu-

Flash, approaches the couple's table with a big bowl of nachos on his hand: Hey, guys! Mind if I sit with you?

Ollie and Dinah give a knowing look at each other. a conversation they definitely will finish later.

-

during in an another planet mission:

Batman, after announcing everyone's partners for the mission:... And lastly, I will pair up with Flash in today's mission.

Flash grins widely, that has Arthur thinking his cheeks might be hurting after that.

Arthur: Yeah, yeah. At this point, we already know, Bats!

the Green Lanterns, along with Captain Marvel and Booster Gold, snicker at his comment.

Batman ignores Arthur's comment and the rest of the members scatter to their assigned locations.

Victor, who was paired with Arthur: Was gonna give that comment too.

Arthur: It's like they are inseparable all of a sudden.

Victor, shakes his head: Well, I have seen weirder things.

-

in the meeting hall:

Wonder Woman, pulls Batman in the corner of the room: Okay, that's enough. You are truly ignoring me. What is going on with you lately?

Batman: Did the rest of the League put you up to this?

Wonder Woman, has her hands on her hips: They didn't need to. So, tell me. And don't you ever lie to me, I can see right through you, Batman.

Batman, sighs: It's hard for me to explain. I can't-I can't tell you right now.

Wonder Woman: Hera! Now, Bru-Batman.

before Batman responses, the door of the meeting hall opens and in comes Robin with his katana. the conversations between the League members come to a stop as they stare at the young hero.

Robin, glances at everyone, before approaching Flash: I need help with an important matter.

Flash, smiles and ruffles Robin's hair, as if that's second nature: Of course, little dude.

Hal, stands up from his seat: THAT'S IT! Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on????

Ollie, stands up with him: Are we in another dimension that I don't know about?????

Dinah pulls Ollie down by his arm to make him sit again.

the rest of the League members start to converse against each other.

Superman, floats a bit from his seat: Why don't we all settle down? There's nothing to be alarmed about.

Robin, shakes his head: Tt. Absolute fools.

by the time Bruce and Barry are back:

-

Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: Chum, you could at least be discreet with Wally.

Dick: It's not my fault, B! I swear I was going to explain to Aunt Diana then Dami entered the room.

Damian: Tt. Don't blame me, Grayson. Why don't you lecture West on how to be more responsible? He left me on read when I asked help for my Science project.

Dick, sighs: And what about Timmy? He could have helped.

Damian: I don't want anything to do with Drake.

Bruce massages his temples as he feels a headache coming up.

-

Barry: Wally!!!!

Wally, zooms right in front of Barry: I couldn't help it, okay?? Dick is just irresistible.

Iris giggles as she prepares the table for dinner.

Barry, sighs: That's alright. I'll talk to Bats on how we can explain it to the team.

Wally, grins and sits down by the table: It was hard not to laugh at them. They were so confused.

Barry, chuckles: I'm sure Hal's expression was the funniest.

Wally, laughs: You have no idea, Uncle Barry.

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: I'm telling you Bruce, my team is very competent.

Kon, rushing in: Tim! Bart tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!

[violent138]

Clark: "Huh, I wonder if Barry's okay, he looks a little down."

Bruce: "There was a chain of custody error with some DNA evidence in a case he worked for three months and it's probable that the killer will go free."

Clark, smiling a little: "Right, you spoke to him. You know, Bruce, that's so--"

Bruce: "Don't be ridiculous, you don't think I keep tabs on all of you?"

Clark:...

Clark, breathing in deeply: "You know I have superhearing, right?"

Bruce: "I considered that, and it would be unfair for me to ask you to keep tabs on all of--"

Clark: "So that means I heard you ask Barry earlier today, I don't know why you lied about that."

[girly-blogging]

its them

[unfashionably-late-comics]

Take the pizza, Tim. 😥

[need-a-name-101]

Cassie: call him Tim.

Bart: yeah Tim call him!

Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.

Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)

Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?

Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.

Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)

Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.

Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)

[timdrakeismypatronus]

No one:

Conner, Bart, and Cassie trying to describe their Timmy:

[incorrectbatfam]

[raiding the batfam's fridge]

Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.

Bart: Taste it.

Kon: *drinks it*

Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.

Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.

[niiwa-angel]

The Core Four: would you still love us if we were worms?

Wonder Woman: I would keep you in the best gardens of Themyscira and fight any predators that came your way.

Wonder Girl: 😁

Batman: I would make worm sized weaponry for you and train you to be the most well trained worm in history.

Robin: 😁

Flash: I would make you a proper terrarium to live in and make sure you always had fresh dirt.

Impulse: 😁

Superman: I don't even like you now.

Superboy:😢

[batarrow-delulu]

Roy: I just electrocuted myself.

Dick: How shocking.

Jason: How do you feel currently?

Roy: I feel kinda amped.

Dick: Watt? I can’t hear you.

Roy: I said it hertz a lot.

Barry: Are they okay?

Oliver: This is normal, they’re fine.

Clark: But he was just-

Bruce: He’s fine. We’d honestly be more concerned if he wasn’t making puns.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)

Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”

Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"

Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”

[impulseowlll]

*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.

[two-sibyls-tall]

*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*

Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance

*the next morning*

Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean

Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either

Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance