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[k9effect]

One thing I didn't have on my 2024 bingo card was "Justice for M. Night Shyamalan's 2010 Avatar: The Last Airbender live-action adaptation"

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[honestlydarkprincess]

i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

[cyberpunkboytoy]

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[gaillol-13]

To celebrate the return of Feathers in the upcoming W+G movie.

[niikitty0-0]

I think Momo is loser sexual

[xxxsugarcyanidexxx]

[demonicsuffrage]

The Robins™ as random textposts

[aphwaph]

she would've loved Friday the 13th

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[jonathansimsbecoming]

any archival assistant born after 1983 can't archive … all they know is breaking and entering, record they statement, behold, be bisexual, drink hot tea & lie

[bloodyraremedium]

some TMA textposts (ignore my horribly inconsistent art style)

[robotics5]

Tip for dating older women if you were born after 2001: Ask them what 9/11 was like

[pleaseplayitagain]

hannibal textposts (4/?)

[violent138]

Bruce showing someone his kids' pictures from when they were little: "And this is Jason--"

Jason: "That's a picture of Tim, actually--"

Bruce, fumbling with his wallet: "This is Barbara when she was younger--"

Babs: "Steph isn't even a redhead, how are you messing this up?"

Bruce: "This is Cass--"

Steph: "That's literally a cropped baby picture of you. What are you doing?"

Bruce: "You can't see it fully but this is Alfred with Dick--"

Damian: "That used to be a picture of me and Grandfather."

Bruce: "Here's a picture of Tim."

Batkids: *examining it*

Tim: "That... actually could be anyone."

Damian, simultaneously: "It's not ugly enough for Drake."

Bruce, oblivious to the fight breaking out: "And this is Duke."

Duke, spitting out water when he sees it: "How the hell do you have that?"

Dick: "Well at least he's two for ten."

Jason, going through the photos: "Why are some of these fucking stock photos?"

Dick: "You think that's bad? He's got a picture from the circus with Tim circled in the crowd."