#disney yuu

[alexglitches]

Incorrect Quote Time (Lightning Round Edition)

~Twisted Wonderland~

Deuce: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Ace!  Yuu: So Ace knows about this?  Deuce, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

~~~ Yuu: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to show them I don’t care about them.  Ace: That’s brilliant.  Yuu: Thank you, Deuce.

~~~

Deuce: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.  Yuu: Yuu: I'm gonna tell them.  Ace: Don't you dare.

~~~

Hyuu: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.  Hyuu: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

~~~ Coralia: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Coralia: *punches wall* Coralia: Coralia: Take me to the hospital.

~~~ Yui: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Yui: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

~~~ Yuu: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?  Malleus: *chugs entire bottle*  Malleus: It’s perfume.

~~~

Riddle: Oh, fiddlesticks.  Yuu: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

~~~ Yuu: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…  Yuno: What’s updog?  Yuu: Yui! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

~~~ Coralia: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Yui is? Because Yui is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

~~~

Hyuu: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

~~~ Hyuu: You have to apologize to them Idia.  Idia: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

~~~ Idia: Date a girl who teleports around the room erratically when she gets anxious.  Hyuu: Bitch, that's an enderman.  Idia: Date an enderman, then.

~~~

Vil: Relationships should be 50/50. Enderman cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty. 

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Malleus: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.  Ender Dragon: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Ender Dragon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.  Malleus: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.  Everyone at the table: *silence*  Enderman: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!  Yuu: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

~~~

[twsted-seas]

Where oh where is my Yuu with Unique Magic: Gun

[wellerdanny]

is there really a princess in your college?

Yuu has to fix the electric fan in the headmaster's office, or there will be no radiator in the winter😔

Of course neige.. ofc

[citrus-c0la]

He's trying

[thecoolsquirrel]

The Little Mermaid AU w/Azul

Bonus:

<3 Tags for Little Mermaid Au:

@a-very-werid-mirror @twistiraki @azulashengrottospiano @pianostarinwonderland @fjshii @cowboy-rowlet @femmefaeryboi @savanaclaw1996 @taruruchi @thehollowwriter @thefiasco-onyourblock @the-trinket-witch @@adorable-person

[blondeaxolotl]

The ace house

[azlrse]

– basically idia's married life with mc

[reinbouxsworld]

first encounters

[twstowo]

Incorrect Quotes

Deuce: Can I try Rizzing you Up?

Mc/Yuu/You: Sure, lol.

Deuce: *Straightens his back, clears his throat, and looks you in the eyes*

Deuce: *Falls dramatically to the floor* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Malleus: If you were in a room full of men, would you still pick me?

Mc/Yuu/You: If I was in a room full of men I’d jump of a cliff.

*Mc/Yuu/You being in Night Raven College a college only for boys*

Leona: Well, I have bad news.

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Kalim: *Pouring his heart out because he loves you so much*

MC/Yuu/You: *Also pouring their heart out because they love Kalim*

Jamil: *Eye twitching* I'm about to overblot, again.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?

Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!

Lilia: Malleus 2.0

Malleus: Malleus the second

Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?

Malleus: irrelevant

Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)

Yuu: Silver wins

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂

Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night

Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!

Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[alexglitches]

Hol up. I know Magolor’s overall opinion by the teachers is quite mixed, but I’m just thinking about how funny Magolor’s relationship with Vargas is.

KAHSKJAKSHWJHWJS

Vargas: LOOK AT YOU, BOY, YOU’RE A NOODLE!!!

Magolor: w h a t ?

[forgwater]

[wellerdanny]

The story of How did meleanor and levan meet:

Sebek 😭

[cheekinpermission]

How the fandom treats Deuce:

VS how the fandom treats Ace:

[brother-yeeter]

Unrelated but why is there one headboard for 2 seperate beds-