Melissa Gunther naming the first chapter of the book “Flash of Red” as “Blue” was pretty funny tbh
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Tim Drake🔄Mask OFF • Work Illust
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jason: i physically cannot believe you’re the oldest
dick: wtf why not
jason: i literally heard you ask alfred if you can have wally over for a playdate, you’re 27 years old!! wally is 28 for gods sake, you have your own place!!
dick: …you are NEVER too old for a playdate with your homie
jason: YOU’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN YEARS!!
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I feel like the bats have walked off Life threatening injuries like
Clark: batman ermm... he got a hole there
Bruce: And? *beating The belief he is God into an alien.*
Wally: NIGHTWING!
Dick:what
Wally WHAT? YOU JUST GOT SHOT
ROY: Did I just here your bones crack!?!
Jason:oh yah just my ribs
Roy:Jason why do I see a gunshot wound near where your rids are Broken
Kon:...
Tim:what?
Kon:how the fuck are you alive.
Tim: <who just fell of a cliff> Spite and pettiness
Jon:Damian... there is a knife in your back
Damian: it's not important
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Doxa’s response to Celia feeling lonely at camp being “social isolation is a universal human experience, now you know how the rest of us feel” … girl I think you’re revealing a lot more about yourself then you want to be rn
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tim with nothing but a mild cold acting like a dying victorian child because his immune system is basically that of one: if i die, wear a superbat t-shirt with a suit and bowtie, tell no one what it means
kon: alright, let's get you back to bed hun
tim: also dump me in an incinerator i don't wanna steal jason's schtick because i don't think the authors will let me die
kon: okay you're just hallucinating now
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I love the idea that Batman has a Dad Instinct™. Like he just knows when one of his kids is in trouble! Whatever it is, it can be because of a villain or because they are causing mischief he just knows!
It can obviously be infuriating for the batkids, like he's in the middle of an important meeting with the Justice League and suddenly he just stops talking and goes in his personal comms and starts to bicker with Nightwing saying "No, you can't go bust that cartel alone. I don't care that you and Jason are fighting you are going to take him with you-" and you can hear a distinct "But daaaad!!" from Nightwing.
Or he just says "Don't you dare." when one of his kids is in the Watchtower with him and starts looking at Flash with mischievous eyes.
Or even better he starts to treat some of League members just like he treats his kids! Like "Don't touch that." when Green Lenten takes a step too close to one of the buttons near the windows (he was going to open the windows when the sun is directly hitting on said windows, probably temporarily blinding some people). Or "57 boxes of Oreos is too much even for you, my friend." when Martian Manhunter looks at the kitchen again (he eats too much of the stuff and is starting to become a problem).
Or when he looks at our baby Billy Batson and he has a feeling that he needs to take care of him but that's Marvel! And he's clearly a grown man! Right? (It doesn't help that he just can't find anything on him)
He cares too much for his on good
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