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talk to us about james/gordon pretty please :3 :3 only if you have anything you want to say obviously 😆 have a good day!
sdgdf,g i was about to put my computer away for the night but NO you get my 2am ramblings instead
james/gordon is so very to me because like. look at them. it starts as James just wanting to be so like big shiny Gordon and Gordon going omg a fan.... im gonna make fun of him <3 or whatever
like james and the express. just. them. that's the thesis statement right there. they roast the living daylights out of each other but like. as james kind of stops idolizing gordon and finding who he is under all those tons of ego he's built for himself, gordon can look at him and go ooooh. there's someone under there. and he's cute. yknow?
gordon voice 'little james' can be a term of endearment . if you're mentally ill like me.
i ALSO recently-ish rewrote like one of my most popular 4x5 posts into a proper fic recently so im gonna shamelessly plug that here i love it it's got ballroom dancing in it
and like once the respect for each other becomes Genuine i think that's when they can both start going Oh. Oh I Like Him For Real.
i also think. human vibes. James has mad insomnia (lowkey from night terrors about his historic crashes) and Gordon lets James nap on him. James finds his presence soothing. otherwise. um. in the sheds they like to have the bays next to each other. means they can whisper to each other more easily during the night <3
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ditzybat · 5 months
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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Does the Batmobile ever get ticketed or does the GCPD just ignore it
Bruce: *puts a box on the table*
Bruce: Gather around, everyone. It's time for our monthly ticket review.
Bruce: First up, Steph. Can you explain what happened last Friday?
[earlier]
Steph: *looking for parking in a full lot*
Steph: Screw it, I'm going around back.
Steph: *parks in front of a fire exit*
[present]
Steph: I just needed to use the bathroom.
Bruce: And in those three minutes, the Joker released a giant water balloon forcing everyone to evacuate through one less exit.
Steph: It said "fire exit." That technically wasn't a fire.
Bruce: Well, the penalty is $100 plus the towing cost. I can pay it off but you have to help Alfred in the kitchen for a month.
Steph: Yeah, that's fair.
Bruce: Next up... Cass and Barbara? Color me surprised.
Barbara: Oh yeah, I had to remotely pilot the Batmobile the other day because Cass needed a getaway.
Bruce: Then why am I being charged $250?
[earlier]
Cass: *fighting a gang*
Barbara: Orphan, ETA thirty seconds. Prepare for extraction.
Cass: *knocks out the last henchman and runs to the car*
Comm. Gordon: *writing a ticket*
Cass: ?
Comm. Gordon: You're in a disabled parking spot without a permit.
[present]
Barbara: Well I am disabled.
Bruce: Understandable. I'll let it slide since it's the first time. Just file the paperwork for a permit.
Bruce: Dick, you went thirty-five over the speed limit when you weren't pursuing a suspect. Explain.
[earlier]
Wally: Race you to Keystone?
Dick: *revs the engine*
[present]
Bruce: You're better than this. I'm disappointed. Next up: Tim. Driving without a license plate. What happened there?
[earlier]
Tim: I wasn't supposed to take the Batmobile since Bruce benched me for my wrist, but my other ride is in the shop.
Kon: What about cameras? Can't your dad tap into the city's surveillance system?
Bart: Traffic cameras read license plates, so if we take them off, no one will recognize us.
Kon: Now that's an idea.
[present]
Tim: That's on me. I shouldn't have listened to them.
Bruce: Put them back on, plus you're benched for another week. Damian, on to you.
Damian: What on Earth could I have done? I followed the speed limit, parked in the correct spots, and never so much as changed lanes on an empty road without signalling.
[earlier]
Damian, a middle schooler: *driving*
[present]
Damian: Tt.
Bruce: Don't do it again. Duke...
Duke: *cringes and remembers what he did*
[earlier]
Duke: *hooks the Batmobile to a freezer trailer*
Duke: *starts driving around with a megaphone*
Duke: Ice cream! Get your ice cream!
[present]
Bruce: Fantastic job. No complaints.
Jason, muttering: Teacher's pet.
Bruce: And finally, Jason.
Bruce: *empties the rest of the box*
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raindear-a · 6 months
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The Character↑
The Cast↓
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tampire · 9 months
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Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in
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arcanespillo · 9 months
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also please tag the person you're thinking about while voting this? it's not useful to the poll i just wanna know.
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theforswornelite · 2 months
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seasonofhorror · 5 months
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SAW
2004, dir. James Wan
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crumb · 11 months
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Leigh Whannell as Adam Faulkner-Stanheight SAW | 2004 | dir. James Wan
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ditzybat · 7 months
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i’m so in love with the idea that the bats just blend into the the shadows that the only thing visible are two white, eye-shaped, glowing orbs, and that it scares the ever loving crap out of everyone who happens to look at them.
the amount of times batman and robin have scared commissioner gordon while he’s on his smoke break are embarrassingly too high for him to admit.
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thelibrarian1895 · 5 months
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If your sibling is a rogue then make the best of it
I would like to think that Jason is very Hondo Onakha about kidnapping, very dramatic, fairly polite/chill to the one he kidnapped, minimal trauma, very professional overall but also very theatrical. Out of anyone in Gotham to have as your kidnapper, Jason aka the Red Hood is by far the very best person.
ALL of Jason's family whether they be legal, biological, emotional, or honorary, will absolutely try to convince Jason to kidnap them to get them out of some stupid civilian event. Whether or not Jason will go along with it will depend on several factors such as:
Does this benefit Bruce and get him out of a boring civilian event too? Then so sorry, you're just going to have to suffer!
How busy is Jason at the moment? Because being a drug lord and vigilante is actually pretty time consuming and kidnapping can be a lot of work for potentially very little gain.
What does Jason get out of it? Yes money is all well and good but Jason is rich by his own merits and can just steal from Bruce whenever, there's got to be more to it!
When is the last time Jason has kidnapped this sibling? He can't do it too often or it gets less effective. He has a reputation to maintain after all!
It may also depend on which sib is asking and what they need to be "saved" from.
Dick asks to be kidnapped from a bachelor auction charity? Ha! No chance, sorry Dickie! He will be there though and take pictures and laugh. (And also join all the other siblings who are stalking Dick and the winner of the auction in the event the winner wasn't one of the Bats or an invited member of the JL or Titans using Bruce's money) Dick asking to be kidnapped from a gala or some opening night of trendy place he's at to maintain civilian status? Maybe but the bribe has to be considerable. And it cannot benefit Bruce. Dick's normal bribes consist of taking some tedious part of an investigation over for Jason or getting intel from JL databases for Jason and the Outlaws.
Cass? Anytime and always, favorite sister who can beat him up has special kidnapping privileges, though they did stop for a very long time when some weirdos put out the theory that the Red Hood was in love with Gotham's Princess. (idk if Cass is considered Gotham's Princess in any version of canon but she is to me) Cass does still repay Jason in the form of Black Bat keeping an eye on Jason's territory when he's out of Gotham for any significant length of time.
Tim? He does owe the kid for several incidents and Tim normally doesn't abusive the privilege so he'd probably do it but there does have to be some sort of bribe for appearances sake. Tim usually gets Jason to agree in exchange for pictures of Batman tripping over his cape or in some other ridiculous position. Bonus in Jason's mind if Tim requests a kidnapping when Bruce is off world or otherwise occupied, therefore giving Brucie Wayne's reputation a hit. However if Tim wants to be kidnapped from something where Bruce is also suffering as Brucie, Tim is SOL (Tim might get revenge by getting Kon to wear Red Hood gear and "kidnap" Tim from the event if Jason refused. Kon will do it because Tim asked and also I would like to think that Kon isn't too fond of the guy who beat his best friend/boyfriend nearly to death and will mess with him if given the chance) Since kidnapping normally interferes with things that Tim wants to do however, he may instead bribe Jason to not kidnap a sibling that has asked to be kidnapped. Jason usually obliges this no kidnapping request.
Barbara? Sorry, no, he doesn't want to stress the Commissioner like that. He will, however, kidnap other people for her if she asks.
Stephanie? No Stephanie, he doesn't care what you offer, he's not kidnapping you so you can avoid your finals! Stephanie has, however, worn various wigs and been various hostages who died at the hands of the Hood in order to maintain his reputation. She gets paid in baked goods for her service.
Damian? Damian considered the idea ridiculous and proclaimed he'd never stoop so low and he would carry out his duties no matter how onerous! Damian then had to go to a Gotham gala. Damian is trying very hard to figure out a suitable bribe to get the Red Hood to kidnap him often enough that Bruce will be forced to keep Damian away from galas because of the ongoing security threat. So far it hasn't worked because Damian is very bad at bribing Jason, Jason thinks Damian forced to interact with normal people is funny, and Tim is successfully bribing Jason to ignore Damian's bribery attempts. The Red Hood has "kidnapped" Damian once, as a treat, when he thought the kid was looking particularly down about something.
Duke? Duke has yet to be made to attend any society gatherings as the solo Wayne (normally that falls to Bruce, Dick, or Tim) and can usually be spotted hanging out with Cass by the snack table at any gala or trendy event. He's not at Cass's level of reading body language but he's pretty darn good and he and Cass have reached a new level of being able to avoid annoying rich people while at parties. Duke is Cass's favorite gala buddy. Duke hasn't felt the need to ask Jason to kidnap him yet but Jason will allow the first one to be free of charge, no questions asked. After that Duke hasn't figured out suitable bribes for Jason but has realized that all of his siblings are hyper competitive and that Jason would absolutely wager a kidnapping in a competition or for a bet.
Alfred? If Alfred asked then Jason would without any caveat. Alfred will not ask however but might ask on behalf of someone else and Jason will comply.
Bruce? Jason just laughs. And if someone else is planning on kidnapping Brucie Wayne from a particularly boring business meeting or gala? Jason will actively thwart the kidnapping to force Bruce to continue to deal with social activity.
Jason usually splits a portion of the ransom money into bonuses for his goons since their original job outline is drug dealer/enforcer/mobster and not kidnapper. If they're going to get major felonies on their records, better make it financially worth it. All of Jason's goons are masked during any kidnapping event. The rest of the ransom money goes towards a charity of Jason's choosing.
Jason has also kidnapped people who are not his family or family adjacent. Barbara thought her dad could use a vacation at one point but he didn't have the PTO for it so Barbara had the Red Hood kidnap him. James Gordon experienced the weirdest kidnapping of his life that included some of the best food he'd ever eaten, an extremely soft bed, his pile of books that were on his reading list, and access to the sports games he'd meant to watch. The ransom was successfully paid after he had a week to relax. Gordon was then, as per protocol, allowed time to relax after his "harrowing" event. Barbara forced him to take the time. Strangely enough, some politicians who had been giving the Commissioner a hard time were suddenly very quiet when James Gordon came back, well rested, well fed, and ready to get back to the grind. It, of course, had nothing to do with the very polite emails with pictures attached that they all received while the Commissioner was very publicly out of the way.
Oliver Queen, when he was visiting Gotham, was kidnapped by the Red Hood. He was released after the ransom was paid and specifically he was released back in Star City. Mr. Queen was unavailable for comment after the incident but some sources say that he was cursing bats for some reason.
Lois Lane found herself kidnapped by Red Hood and ransomed by the Daily Planet while Superman was off world. Lois Lane returned safely to Metropolis and published a shocking expose on Luthor's latest scheme. Her sources for the article remain a secret.
Bruce is very grumpy about the whole thing, not just because Jason won't help his poor father get out of the stupid social event, but also because Jason being technically a rogue like this makes it very hard for him to successfully argue that Jason should let himself regain legal living status.
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Barbaras telling the story to how her dad found out she was workign for Batman to everyone and they ask what it took for him to find out when after all these years this great detective did not realise his daughter was even batgirl
Teenage Barbara: *climbs in through the window after curfew*
Comm. Gordon: Explain yourself.
Barbara: The stairs were out of order.
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[at a crime scene]
Comm. Gordon: I'll call Batman.
Batgirl!Barbara: No need, I got this.
Comm. Gordon: Do I know you?
Barbara: We bumped into each other on the stairs.
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Barbara: *has a black eye*
Comm. Gordon: What happened?
Barbara: I tripped down the stairs.
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Barbara, on the phone: Send me the case file when you can.
Barbara: *hangs up*
Comm. Gordon: Who was that?
Barbara: The... stairs.
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[at breakfast]
Comm. Gordon: There's a new vigilante on the scene. She calls herself Batgirl. Wonder who she is.
Barbara: *falls asleep in her oatmeal*
Comm. Gordon: Why are you so tired?
Barbara, muffled: Stairs.
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[at the Batcave]
Barbara: I finally did it. I told my dad I am Batgirl.
Dick: How'd he take it?
Barbara: He didn't believe me. He thinks I hit my head on the stairs.
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theangelofbrahma · 6 months
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something about characters who are not necessarily doomed by the narrative but definitely doomed by their jobs
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todd-queen · 11 months
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hi! I have slowly been watching behind-the-scenes/bonus features of all the Saw movies and I realize they are a bit hard to find! so I thought I would compile a list of the links I've used :) please enjoy!!
!!! NOT SPOILER FREE !!!
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Saw 0.5 (2003)
A hospital orderly tells a police officer that he was kidnapped and forced to commit a horrific act to survive.
This is the short Leigh and James made before showing their script to American film producers :D
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Making of Saw (2004)
A 30 minute behind-the-scenes of the Making of Saw
(I have watched this one so many times.... I think I will again after this list)
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Saw: Full Disclosure Report (2005)
A pseudo-documentary taking place between the events of Saw and Saw II, included in the bonus material of the DVD of the first movie.
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The Scott Tibbs Documentary (2006)
A pseudo-documentary taking place during and shortly after the events of Saw II. The documentary focuses on Scott Tibbs, who decides to film a documentary about the Jigsaw Killer.
(My other favorite. I love Scott so much he's my worstie <3)
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Saw III Deleted Scenes (2006)
Lynn's Escape Attempt and 'Rockstar'
-Lynn attempts to escape and fights with Amanda
-Amanda interacts with Adam before kidnapping him
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Amanda's Dream
-Amanda has a dream of Adam haunting her
(never forget what they took from us)
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The Writing of Saw III (2006)
A 6-minute featurette for behind-the-scenes of Saw III
(if you're like me and eat up literally any bts content you can find then this is for you)
edit: I found a full BTS video that includes the Writing Of! now linked :)
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these are all I have so far! so please, do enjoy, and I'd love to talk about whatever your favorites are so please don't be shy, and thanks for checking this out :))
edit: @pendulumxx has a great addition with more videos here :)
and a big thank you to everyone who originally uploaded all these videos, truly doing god's work 🙏
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