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[dyinggirldied]

Danny's favorite bat sibling is Jarro the starfish alien because why not?

[glow-worms-are-believers]

The batfam meet Jarro

Ok so this isn't dp x dc but I just needed to share this coz I made myself laugh a lot with this.

So a little context, Jarro is an alien "Star Conqueror" that was veryyy briefly made robin in Justice League Vol 4 #10. He was grown, named and adopted by Batman. Jarro even calls him dad (it's really cute):

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's never mentioned again after that.

So yeah, with that in mind I had the crack idea of the batfam meeting Jarro and just being really jealous (while everyone around them is just: "That... is a literal starfish")

So a few lines I've got:

“Of course, dad!” Jarro says.

Jason jolts at that. Once upon a time, he used to call B that. He'd been the only one to do so. Not anymore.

Damian: I am the only blood heir.

Jarro: He was with me my whole childhood. He litteraly grew me in a jar. He named me.

“His bio father was a villain,” steph says caustically. “A global one, too. But get this, his dad flipped sides in the end and sacrificed his own life.”

Harper stays silent and Steph sighs.

“It just. It makes you think. What do you think I would’ve been like if my dad had been more like Starro?”

“More like the giant starfish from space?”

“Yeah.”

Roy: He looks like Patrick from Spongebob?

Jason: Oh, I see how it is. Fine! If you like Jarro so much maybe you should hang out with him, then. How about you join B to play catch with him while you’re at it?

Roy: He- he doesn’t even have opposable thumbs.

Jason: Urgh. That just mean B probably has the glove custom-made.

Cassie: He is the size of my literal palm.

Tim: I know! He’s pocket-sized. I bet B loves being able to carry him around.”

Cassie: Um

Tim: He rides on B’s shoulder! His fucking shoulder, Cassie! 

Cassie: Do. Do you want B to carry you on his shoulder?

Tim: That is so not the point! And B has the gall to say he doesn’t have favourites.

“Good at hiding.” Cass observes. “Small.”

“He’s- he’s a starfish, Cass.”

She nods gravely. “No tells.” Then her brow furrow. “Can read minds. Better than reading body.” She hunches a bit. “Better than me.”

“It’s just I thought I was the only one with powers, you know?” Duke starts. “Not that I don’t like him or anything. It’s just. That was my thing you know? Or like, it used to be.”

Claire just looks at him blankly.

Dick sighs as he looks up to the ceiling, his head laying on Starfire’s lap.

“It’s just.” Dick halts, hesitant and his voice quieter than usual. “I thought I was the pretty one.”

(Ok, I'm done)

[thief-of-eggs]

i just think that this parallel is funny

bruce being hugged by his son:

and then-

bruce hugging a starfish:

[jasontoddssuper]

I saw your headcanon of the batfams lgbt+ identities just want to point out that of we also include jarro (my son 🥺) he would be in the bi ace spectrum and fun fact starfish are known to bisexual and ace 😁

Have fun with that fun fact

Ooooo i love that!!Tysm for this ask,this is such a cute hc♡

[roxineedstosleep]

Damian and Jarro... being the family babies

(clothes reference)

Damian, to Jarro, at a photo shoot on the Wayne Manor: Hey bro.

Jarro trying to not get blind because of the flash: M?

Damian: You want to get revenge for this?

Jarro: Of course.

*Damian and Jarro dressed in Little Sailor suits being photographed by Alfred. The suits were sent by Jason*

[superbat-love]

Batman and his special affinity with aliens. First Clark, and now his adopted alien starfish son Jarro.

[sisaloofafump]

Robins Halloween! :D

Bonus:

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[ryzanecrow]

Danny and Billy are hanging out after a justice league meeting and decide to play lethal company after tucker told danny about it

justice league members are concerned about the supposed monsters that they've been fighting on their free time, like is this a threat???

jon pestered damian to play lethal company with him in exchange for telling him what kryptos favorite treat is

jon and damian stay at the watchtower for a while and come across danny and billy talking about lethal company

Damian: Batson, I demand you let us join your game

Billy: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Damian: I know who everyone is

Damian: hmm i wonder why batson is so comfortable around a dead ghost that's supposedly been around for ages and should realize all his lies

now its the four of them saying concerning stuff ab fighting monsters and what do you mean jon got eaten by a massive forest giant twice

batman and superman know exactly whats going on and just sigh and warn them not to get into trouble

bonus:

damian and jon are telling the other two about that one time they went to space to fight a giant starfish, and hal, being off world at the time, is like, haha thats the game that superman told me you guys were playing right?

damian and jon: ???

jarro, being carried in damian's arms: no...? they went to space to beat up my evil space dad

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Vll

Signal: So– Who was the best Robin?

Nightwing: The starfish.

Spoiler: THE STARFISH (cackles).

Red Robin: Remember when Batman hugged him?

RedHood: I can't remember the last time Batman hugged me.

Nighwing: Oh, I do. You karate drop him.

Redhood: C'mon (laugh) help my case here–

Nighwing, immediately: I NeVeR sEeN BATmAN hUg yOU.

Redhood (smacks the table again): WHEEZE

Red Robin: HE NEVER HUGGED-

Nighwing: HE NEVER HUGGED ANY OF US.

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[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

All of Batman's kids

For those who still haven't realised how big Bruce's problem is

(Note: some of these are in alternate universes)

Biological

Damian Wayne

Athanasia Al Ghul

Helena Wayne

Ryan Wayne

Bruce Wayne Jr

Terry McGinnis (These guys are weird cause it's technically his DNA but like)

Matt McGinnis

Tallant Wayne

Kull

Echo Wayne-Kyke

Janan Al-Ghul

Saif Al-Ghul

Taj Al-Ghul

May Wayne

Adopted:

Dick Grayson

Lance Burner

Cassandra Cain

Jason Todd

Tim Drake (Technically he refuses to be adopted and is a ward)

Duke Thomas (Technically his uncle has custody of him but people keep telling me he’s adopted so maybe i missed something)

Jarro

Alina Wayne

Turner Hayes

Mentored (aka basically his kids)

Stephanie Brown

Barbara Gordon

Carrie Kelley

Jean-Paul Valley

Claire Clover

Henry Clover

Maps Mizoguchi

Harper Row

Cullen Row

Joker's Son (unnamed)

The Kid count: 33

otherwise known as Bruce's coping method is "become father"

[adhdslugcrimes]

Dick: Danny, Jazz, sit down we have things to discuss.

Danny, sitting with his new siblings looking at him with those same studying eyes his bios gave him: I don't think I'm going to like this…

Jazz: I'm not afraid to do what I did to our parents if you try anything.

Dick: it's fine I promise, listen I have this streak I love and cherish as much as I do with my mother and father's things, it brings me tremendous joy… and that's the last time I ask Jason to write me a speech, listen kiddos, as your big brother I have this thing for training you to be chaotic little shits, okay? If I don't see another dye box in Bruce's trash what's my purpose in life?

Danny: but… Bruce is really nice to us?

Jazz: Danny, he's doing the bare minimum, we talked about this.

Dick: yeah he's nice and all, and I love him because if I didn't I wouldn't be here anymore for all the things he put me through, but he doesn't get a break and that disappointed tired look is my drug, I have made his biological starfish son more chaotic than any chaotic god that exists, let me mold you to the perfect duo, help your poor old big brother out, please.

Jason: we also get extra cookies the most we disappoint B, Alfred loves this stuff.

Jazz: I'm in.

Danny: really? For a cookie?

Jazz: yes.

Danny: well… would be fun to prank people again, I've missed it… sure.

Dick, pulling out a big book: great, let's get to work, the Gala is happening next month we only have three weeks to train, don't worry with Tim I only had four days we can make this happen.

[batcavescolony]

You know what piece of fanon irks me? The idea that Dick resents Jason and Tim for being Robin or that Damian is the only Robin that Dick gave his approval to.

Batman #416

This is the first issue we see Nightwing and Jason Todd's Robin together it's 18 months after Bruce fired Dick (because he got hurt and cus Bruce though he was gonna leave the nest anyways it's a thing). Dick gave Jason his approval, he was mad at BRUCE for lack of communication and being Bruce but it never carried over to Jason.

And in A Lonely Place of Dying Dick

Takes Tim to the suit basically goes "I can't be Robin. ME, I, DICK GRAYSON can no longer be Robin. Robin is a teen about *put a hand at Tim height* this tall, black hair, good at acrobatics, not afraid to tell Batman off, and a good detective, maybe he even found out Batman and Robins identities. That is Robin, but I am Nightwing not Robin. Yep. A Robin needs to be all those things. Now I'm off to save Batman!" then later looks on fondly as Tim pleads his case to Batman, backs him up, and thinks that Bruce needs to think with his heart not head and take on a new Robin. It's not explicitly written out in the text but all of this is Dick giving Tim permission to be Robin.

TL:DR: DICK GAVE ALL THE ROBINS HIS APPROVAL NOT JUST DAMIAN!

[jadenoryuu]

DP x DC crossover

I was today years old when I discovered about Jarro, the Starro in a Jar.

A literal alien starfish belonging to a predator warmonger dangerous species, whose parent was a reformed supervillain.

A kid, who considers Batman his dad and aspires to become the bestest Robin ever.

Who has telepathy, can change size and mind control people with spores (to keep them safe from a supervillain).

Does any of these sound familiar? (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

So, what would happen if Danny and Jarro meet?

Would they bond over being different from everyone around them?

Over trying to fit in, even if they're Apex predators among lambs?

Over being feared because of what they are, not who they are?

Over having terrifying powers that could potentially end the most powerful being on Earth (see Dan and that time when Jarro mind-controlled the whole JL so that they wouldn't face a big bad villain that could kill them)?

Over being left alone/behind when everyone else would/could die (because of old age or enemies)?

There are so many possibilities!

This is Jarro, btw:

@stealingyourbones isn't he adorable? (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[two-sibyls-tall]

choose your robin:

- spleenless

- spineless. has died.

- has died

- has also died

- also died but later

- started a gang once

- starfish

- girl scout

[puppetmaster13u]

Danny refuses to let Bruce Wayne adopt him exactly until he learns about the baby alien starfish who would then be his brother. Vlad is of course, pissed that someone else has adopted Danny. Not that Danny cares, and honestly Bruce is a little relieved that Danny is fine not being a vigilante and taking a break.