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stardust948 · 5 months

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Mizu: I don't want to be happy. I want to be satisfied.

Akemi: I want to be great.

Ringo: I also want to be great.

Taigen:

Taigen: That's great for all of you but I want to be happy!

#the blue eyed samurai #blue eye samurai #bes #bes incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mizu #akemi #ringo #taigen

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zyrlovesmizu · 4 months

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Taigen: so what’s your body count?

Mizu: uh… should i have been counting?

Akemi: damn, you’re a player

Mizu: what do you- ohh, you meant that

Taigen: what else would i be meaning?

Mizu: …

Akemi: oh.

#incorrect quotes #blue eyed samurai #bes mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #tumblr fyp #mizu #taigen blue eye samurai #taigen #bes akemi #akemi blue eye samurai #bes taigen #bes incorrect quotes

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hastyprovocateur · 3 months

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Taigen: Did she write her name on it?

Takayoshi: She did

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #akemi blue eye samurai #taigen blue eye samurai #takayoshi blue eye samurai #takayoshi itoh #bes incorrect quotes #bes headcanons #bes akemi #taigen bes #bes takayoshi #mizu bes

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pixie-stikk · 1 month

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maji doodles!

her old design....

new designs!

#mizu #blue eye samurai #bes #bes incorrect quotes #bes oc #blue eye samurai oc

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idliketobeatree · 30 days

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you're being silley

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sodamnbored · 24 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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im-still-watching-anime · 4 months

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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starchaser5 · 3 months

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Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

#james potter #james x regulus #jegulus #marauders #regulus black #sirius black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #james being james #remus lupin

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Dick: As your favorite sibling-

Tim: That’s Helena.

Dick: She’s a cousin at best. As you’re favorite legally related sibling-

Tim: That’s Cass.

Dick: As your favorite Brother-

Tim: That’s Duke.

Dick: As your favorite OLDER brother-

Tim: That’s Jason.

Dick: I never tried to kill you.

Tim: In this life no-

#incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #duke thomas #signal dc #helena bertinelli #huntress #cassandra cain #black bat #dick struggles with the concept of no longer being Tim’s favorite #twelve year old Tim being obsessed with him boosted his ego SO much

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not-rab · 7 months

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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

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stardust948 · 5 months

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Akemi: What's more important? Us or revenge?

Mizu: Revenge! *leaves*

Akemi:

Ringo: Dang. She didn't even hesitate.

#blue eye samurai #the blue eyed samurai #akemi #mizu #ringo #source:???#incorrect quotes #bes incorrect quotes

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theprongspotter · 7 months

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Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!

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the0introvert · 5 months

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Sirius: (walking out of the bathroom after finding a spell/potion that temporarily colors his hair) What do you think, moony?

Remus: (looks up from his book) cute.

*after a while*

Remus:*sobbing on James shoulder* He was so hot.

James: I know.

Remus: I'm so gay.

James: I know.

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauder era #dead gay wizards #padfoot #james fleamont potter #sirius being sirius #the marauders #sirius orion black #sirius x remus #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #The sob thing i just so funny

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rosemarilee · 5 months

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Marauders raising Harry:

Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore

Sirius: this is tyranny

Remus: we have rights

James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old

Sirius: I would never-

Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie

Sirius: how do we know this charm is real

James: try it

Sirius: Fork- god ham it

Remus: here let me try

Remus: #%#*%#*%#

Sirius: HA

Lily: *groans*

Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF

#marauders #harry potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #slytherin skittles #jegulus incorrect quotes #wolfstar incorrect quotes #wolfstar #sirius loves remus #sirius #remus loves sirius #remus x sirius #remus lupin

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p1nkshield · 7 months

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Damian: FATHER!

Bruce: Yes Damian?

Damian: Why did you not INFORM ME THAT A COW IS NOT A REASONABLE THING TO BRING TO SHOW AND TELL?

Bruce: I tried to tell you buddy but you wouldn’t hear it.

Tim in a high pitched imitating Damian: “Batcow is a distinguished member of society!”

Jason also imitating Damian: “Who better to show and tell about than my trustworthy bovine!”

Dick: Hey at least it adds to the cover. I can see the headlines now! “Brucie Wayne is so rich and disconnected from regular life that he lets youngest take pet cow to show and tell!”

Damian: >:(

Bruce:…

Jason still imitating Damian: tt! You’ve made me look like an utter fool father! Harrumph!

Damian: RRRAAAAGH!

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batcow #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #Damian HATES being roped into the Brucie cover

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mrsrookhunt · 7 months

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*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

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