#cain posting

[archangel-grace]

hi.... i made a sys account @aspd-angel

17+ as i am an adult

ok anyway thats all :3

[thatsaysthebibble]

this looks maybe better ill delete that old post-Here's some of my headcannons for the bruvers, these are just my personal opinions and are only loosely based in canon and its like 3AM and why is my jpeg blurry ill upload the whole canvas if it optimizes bad

why does every pose i draw them in turn out like this:

alt id under the cut:

(Alt ID: Abel and Cain from The House of Mystery/ The House of Secrets are standing next to each other, their left hand resting on their chins and they are both making the :3c face. The top title reads, 'Headcannons (I have for these two)'. Their heights are listed as having a 3" height difference, with Abel standing at 5'6" and Cain standing at 5'9". Abel is listed as weighing at 265 Lbs, and Cain weighs 175 Lbs sopping wet. Abel has a list of traits, reading from top to bottom, "-DEEP voice, surprises people when he speaks, -Favorite foods: anything on a charcuterie board, -Disliked foods: anything gritty or dirt-like, -Hobbies Include: Tabletop board games, long walks in nature, anything horticulture related, -Can't play a tune to save his life, -ADORES children, can't have any of his own, if he could he'd have 5+ kids, -ADORES His Wife, -Smells like: A funeral home (dirt, blood, human decay), -Always dressed to the 9's, outfit for every occasion, -Naturally more awake in the night, -Prefers Dogs (but has a supernatural ability to understand any animal), -Extreme bad luck plauges him, in the sense of a plane could crash and miss everything BUT him, -Despite this, somehow wins every competition against his brother until Cain decides he's had enough, -Naturally adept at organization/memorization, his house SEEMS messy until you ask him to find something, -Guilty Pleasure: Sappy Rom-Coms, stuffed animals". Cain also has a list of traits, listed from top to bottom, "-Sounds like: *a cropped picture of Rusty Venture from Venture Bros*, -Favroite foods: Vegetarian by choice, ends up eating a lot of fruits/baked goods, enjoys a certain type of pie, -Disliked foods: Any meat, red meat in particular, -Hobbies Include: Wholesome, "activities" with his brother, attempting to garden, gargoyle walking, -DETESTS children. However, kids are FASCINATED by him and easily aprehend him into storytelling, -Can pickup the basics of most instruments, puts them down over his brother's head, excels at the drums, -AFRAID of His Wife, -Smells like: A funeral home (lilies, jasmine, floral scents), -Has like two outfits MAX, wears clothes well after they're full of holes, -Naturally more awake during the day, -Prefers cats, Gargoyles, hates anything small and scaly and/or slimy, -Has 'God's' protection, but this dosen't stop him from getting injured/the consequences of his actions, -Has terrible aim unless he's trying to hit his brother, -Naturally adept at running, -Guilty Pleasure: Hard Liquor, getting into trouble to see the reaction of those around him. end ID for first picture

Second image is of Cain and Abel in the 'World Is A Fuck' meme's pose and proportions, with the text at the bottom reading, " BORN TO DIE EDEN IS A FUCK Kill Em All 6000 B.C.E. I am trash brother 410757864530 DEAD COPS" end ID"

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[kaattlin]

sleepy

[abelaripiprazole]

being a fragment is so funny. because i am chuuya bsd fictive but because i am a fragment i have like 2 emotions. which is 1. contentment 2. paternal feelings towards akutagawas. hi rue if you are seeing this i care you

[olailamajnoon]

Bruce, who has a problem expressing emotions because he was teased for them in school as the "crazy Wayne kid"

Bruce, who used to clutch Alfred at night and wet himself due to his nightmares.

Bruce, who got flashbacks till his mid-twenties everytime he walked down an alley.

Bruce, who would hug a weeping Dick Grayson and stay with him until the night terrors were over, humming a soft lullaby that Bruce's mother sang for him

Bruce, who hardened his mouth and his life to keep the anger in check after Jason, because he knew if he didn't every criminal would pay.

Bruce, who sees Damian chopping up shrubbery and thinks "I was far worse as a child inside, it's a good thing he's letting it out"

Bruce, who can't walk by a homeless child in the street without calling his special Wayne Foundation liaison (who he keeps on speed dial) and asking her to find "one more spot"

Bruce, who sees Selina petting kittens and robbing the rich and thinks "if I could have had a life with her, that would have been nice"

Bruce, who looks at Cass' x-rays and sees her knit bones and swears to god he will break the bones of whoever's responsible for her upbringing

Bruce, who gives Tim projects that he himself can do faster because he sees attention-starved Tim trying to please him

Bruce, who looks at Clark smiling and thinks of what he can buy for his birthday to make him smile just like that.

Bruce to his parents in their graves after not being able to catch a criminal: I'm sorry. I've failed you. I'll try harder.

People who don't know Bruce: why is that man so unfeeling.

Bad DC writers: idk just that way i guess

[asinglebluefeline]

You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

[chez-cinnamon]

Ideas ideas ideas....

Thinking of adventures that could take place in my AU, a fancy ball adventure sounds perfect!!!!!!

There would be more but I had a busy and stressful day lol

[robinhuntr]

Gothamites waking up to the loud ass Batmobile racing down the street at 3 am bc the local murder clown thought it would be funny to try something

[bruciemilf]

Harvey representing the Batkids in court for whatever reason is so funny to me.

“Your honor, my client was simply standing on business.” (Jason)

“Your honor, respectfully, you weren’t fucking there.” (Damian)

“Your honor, it’s pride month.” (Tim)

“Your honor, my client ate with that. “ (Cass)

“Your honor, my client is literally just a girl.” (Duke)

“Your honor, my client would like to plead “daddy issues” (Dick)

“Your honor, my client can name three songs.” (Steph)

“Your honor, my client locked the fuck in.” (Terry)

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

"Dick should be the next Batman", "Cass should be the next Batman", "Damian should be the next–" "Tim–"

What if they're all Batman? What if no one actually wants to be Batman, so they just form a circle every night before patrol and throw the cowl at each other like a game of hot potato. Last to catch it is it. Or hurl it up in the air and see in whose head it lands on?

What then?

[sweetlikeophelia]

[thatsaysthebibble]

cain: let’s commit sins with mama

[sweetestdoll222]

˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

[thebat-musicman]

Jason, talking about his siblings: We’ve got

Jason, about Dick: Daddy issues

about Tim: Daddy issues

about Duke: Chaos junkie

about Cass: Mommy issues

about Steph: More daddy issues

about Damian: Obnoxious asshole issues

Jason: And Babs!

Jason: …Babs seems kind of weirdly self-actualized actually

[sagsunandmoon]

sometimes i think about how in batman arkham knight, when he walks through the gcpd every metal detector goes off. it inspired me to think about just how many metal weapons the bat carries on him at all times, enjoy this:

The JLA on an off world mission, negotiating with an Alien species:

Unknown Leader: “Yes, I’m afraid this meeting is under a no weapon policy, so please deposit them here along with any other belongings” holding a large metal box

Ollie: deposits his bow and arrow, along with a knife strapped to his calf

Diana: following suit, depositing her lasso and sword

The others do as well, the box quickly filling with a range of explosives, swords, knives, handheld traps, etc.

Then it gets to Batman…

He was just going to ignore the order, keeping all of his equipment with him before Diana gave him a sharp look, he sighed-

He started with his batarangs, the team expecting him to move on once they were released from his utility belt, but instead he proceeded to pull 2 from his calves, 2 from under his boots, one across his chest (nobody knew that the insignia could also come off??), and 4 hidden under his cape along his back.

Unknown leader: Alright then, we may procee-

Batman released his grappling hook from the belt, along with 4 explosives, 2 smoke bombs, and an emergency flair, putting them in the box as well.

Barry looked at him with utter confusion in his eyes, yet also nodded, clearly impressed. He moved to turn back to the leader but was stopped when Bruce pulled out even more equipment.

He unhooked one ear of his cowl, pulling out 3 different lock picks, the other ear detached and and became a retractable blade. (no one knew how this was possible).

Just when they finally thought it was coming to an end, he takes out 3 more knives lined in his cape pleating, a can of shark repellent?, an inhaler (for Tim), a small tin of hair gel (for Dick), a snickers bar (for Jason), a glitter bomb (for Steph), weighted gloves (for Cass), sunglasses (for Duke, not because of his power but because someone will ask him about the power and he feels he needs the glasses to complete the look), and a juice box (for Damian).

The box is full, the team is bewildered, Bruce has the audacity to ask for a second box. The aliens audibly sigh.