#incorrect quote poll

[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

SMASH BROS SEXYMAN CONTEST: FINALE!

Bayonetta v. Luigi:

VICTOR:

LUIGI!

...Wow.

The Ultimate Smash Bros Sexyman is...

literally...

Just.

Some.

Guy.

[headcanonthings]

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: So, you're telling me, when you think of Alastor your chest gets tight and your face gets hot, and you think that means you're angry? Vox: Yes. Velvette: Do you feel like that when you're mad at me? Vox: No. Velvette: Do you feel like that when you're mad at literally anyone else? Vox: No. Velvette: So what you're feeling about Alastor isn't anger. It's most likely... Vox: *game show jingling* Loathing! Velvette: Velvette: *walks away*

[ethereal-maniac]

Swiss: *being serious for once* I can’t breathe whenever I’m around you, I always get this funny feeling in my stomach, I think I’m in l-

Phantom: you’re allergic to me!? *wide teary eyes*

Swiss: Bug, honey that’s not-

Phantom: it’s not fair! *thrown himself into Swiss’ lap crying*

[sundry-whovengerslocked]

y'all poll, Batfam edition (source)

so I was gonna do this in order of age, but then the tim/cass thing wasn't as funny, so I did it vaguely in order of when they joined the Batfam. except I moved Steph... I dunno. take it as it is, hopefully it's funny!

I considered doing the camp counselor energy one for Babs, but I'm trying not to reuse responses and I already used it in my Doctor Who post.

and yes I fully believe Alfred would be the one writing this poll and purposefully making it silly just to cause chaos. in tandem with my Doctor Who posts does this imply Sarah Jane Smith and Alfred are besties? yes, yes it does. am I mad at it? not at all, that shit is hilarious

disclaimer: I only really know the Batfam from posts and fanfics, so this may be ooc. I know that Dick is definitely a little shit, but I also feel like he gives the appearance of a laid back person and he definitely drinks respect women/enby juice, lol.

huge thanks to @incorrectbatfamandfriends for helping me out! in the title I linked the replies I screenshotted from the original poll, in case you want to try this out yourself!

tag list for the people who made this possible: (sorry if you don't understand, I hope you at least feel included!)

@promiseiwillwrite (somehow your pfp got cut off and I apologize for that, but tbh it makes it funnier because I feel like that's just something that would happen to Bruce)

@saph-has-a-problem

@xellandria

@patricia-the-autism-apprentice

@mauesartetc

@crushpdf

@princessmetroid

@d1phenhydramine

@tomhoppusdelonge

[forhappysake]

Criminal Minds characters and their Hunger Games equivalents, including a few unsubs.

[twigsandhearts]

Feel free to comment or tag your 'other' options!! I have no clue what way this will sway!

[zorilleerrant]

Niko: If you were home alone when you weren't expecting anyone and you heard a knock at your door, who would you be more surprised to see, a fairy or a walrus?

Edwin: Why would Mick be at our door?

Charles: Maybe he's dropping something off.

Edwin: Surely we would be expecting him then?

Crystal: Plus we already kind of have fairies.

Niko: That's true, but if they knocked at the door that would mean they escaped and that would be really surprising.

Edwin: They are not fairies; they are small gods.

Charles: Sure, but what if they were fairies?

Edwin: They aren't fairies!

Crystal: And we never resolved why Mick was dropping something off. Like, does he have a case for us?

Niko: Aw, if Mick had a case for us, I would help him. We can totally help him, you guys.

Charles: You know, you're not wrong, if he had a case for us I wouldn't be surprised to hear from him at all.

Edwin: I don't even know if fairies exist, let alone why they should need our help.

Niko: Wait, do the fairies have a case, too?

Crystal: If a fairy knocked at our door it's a good bet it would have a case for us, yeah. Or why else would it show up?

Charles: Yeah, but we already know Mick.

Edwin: Why is Mick knocking at our door?

[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

WELCOME TO THE SMASH BROS SEXYMAN CONTEST FINALS!

IN ONE CORNER WE HAVE THE AMAZING, THE BEAUTIFUL, THE UNSTOPPABLE BAYONETTA!

AND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE THE OG SIDEKICK, THE GREEN MAN WITH A PLAN, LUIGI!

(insert long essay about how women need to be literal God-slayers to be considered on the same level as men)

NOW VOTERS.... ARE YOU READY?!?!?!

[machiavellli]

The slytherins and an alignment chart…part III

I honestly don't know who the "hungry idiot" should be

<- part II

-> part IV

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: ok everyone, poll time. what gender are you?

JAKE: Silly little cowboy!

JADE: rabid werewolf :D

KANAYA: Emo Vampire With Trust Issues

VRISKA: Flam8oyant 8isexual pir8!!!!!!!!

ROXY: evil scientist but in a #girlboss way

ERIDAN: evvil scientist but in a cringefail wway

ARADIA: gh0st. gender is dead 0u0

SOLLUX: the entiire bee moviie 2criipt.

NEPETA: :33 < what the fuck is a gender?

GAMZEE: WhAtEvEr BuGs BuNnY's GoT gOiNg On, BrOtHeR :o)

[harringroveera]

I think we all know who it is