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Merry: What time is it? Pippin: I don’t know. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out. Pippin: *blows sax loudly* Sam, from another room: WHO IS PLAYING THE SAX AT 2AM? Pippin: It’s 2am.
#idk why but I always imagine that pippin and sam are the hobbit equivalent of archnemeses#but in a friendly way ofc#source: vine?#incorrect quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#lord of the rings#hobbits#merry brandybuck#pippin took#sam gamgee
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Dick: Yo, dumbass, get over here!
Jason: Okay-
Tim: I'm coming!
Jason internally: *sadly* I thought... I was dumbass...
#batfam incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#drew gooden#vines#source: vine#funny#funny incorrect quotes#dc comics#dc#comics#comic books#incorrect quotes#batfam#batkids#batfamily#batbros#batsiblings#bat brothers#batboys#character dynamics#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#robin#humor#dc characters#comic characters#batman characters
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Telemachus: Hey dad, can I get some ice cream?
Odysseus: Only a spoonful!
Telemachus: *grabs a spoon*
Hermes: *appears out of nowhere and makes the spoon comically large*
Odysseus: .... *questioning how the tables have turned*
#epic the musical#epic the musical memes#epic hermes#epic telemachus#epic odysseus#epic the musical incorrect quotes#source: vine
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i cant this is so them
James: *Barges in* WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?!
Sirius: *calmly* who ate my brother’s ass?
James:
James: *nods and leaves*
#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#regulus black#platonic prongsfoot#the black brothers#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#mauraders#sirius orion black#james potter x regulus black#sunseeker#starchaser#james & sirius#regulus and sirius#sirius and regulus#regulus being regulus#regulus being a little shit#james and regulus#james being james#james x regulus#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#regulus a black#james loves regulus#James being james#regulus x james#source: vine
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Just Luke and reader being camp halfblood parental figures.
Percy: why do you call Luke and y/n your parents?
Annabeth; it’s hard not to, epically not when Luke watched over me and made sure my wounds were healed, nurse me back to health when sick like a mother. Whereas y/n would advice me to crush my enemies, destroy their egos with my intellect and ability to think on the spot, but in the same breath beat the shit out of anyone that looked at me wrong.
Annabeth: they both essentially raised me when we were together with Thalia. Who in this situation would be my cool aunt.
Percy: *whispering to himself* note to self, if I am to ever date annabeth, hypothetically, don’t piss off the parental unit known as y/n.
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Luke: where have you been young man? You’ve had us worried sick.
Percy: who are you meant to be my dad?
You: no I am your dad/parental unit, now answer your mother.
Percy: *crosses arms* it’s none of your business.
You: *also crosses arms* would you like to repeat that again since you’re feeling sassy today?
Percy: …no…I was with Grover and Annabeth.
Luke: we’re only looking out for you, that’s all. *pats his shoulder with a smile* but you do know you’re not allowed to sneak out of your cabins after curfew.
You: which is a rule you broke that thus punishable, so you know what that means ~
Percy: I’m cabin grounded…
You: yes you absolutely are, now get to bed and think about what you’ve done to your poor mother. *cradles Luke in your arms as he tries not to laugh*
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You: the both of you get on top of your bunks! Get up there!
Connor and travis: *climbing their bunk beds* THIS CABIN IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Luke: this is what you get for replacing shampoo with hair remover, poor Lucas from the Aphrodite cabin can’t look himself in the mirror anymore.
(I like to imagine that Connor and travis sleep on the top bunks of their beds so they can scheme to one another)
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New camper: *points to you and luke* mom/dad/ etc and dad?
You and Luke: uhhh…yeah! 👍
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(Good guy Luke au)
Nico: *sweet boy with the sweetest smile, complete deck of mythomagic cards that he wants to talk about, bright eyed and bushy tailed, just over all needs to be protected*
You: *cradles him to your chest* you sweet little boy! I know your pain and you’ve been nothing but brave this entire time.
Luke: *joining you* absolutely the bravest our sweet child of hades, we’ll keep you safe from now on.
Nico: I don’t know what’s going on but do you want to listen to me talk about my card game? *shows you both his cards with a beaming smile*
You and Luke: *sitting yourselves down In front of nico* oh absolutely we do. Nothing would make us happier.
#pjo x y/n#pjo incorrect quotes#pjo tv show#pjo x reader#pjo imagines#pjo imagine#pjo fanfic#pjo x you#percy jackson x you#percy jackson x y/n#percy jackson x reader#percy jackson incorrect quotes#percy jackson imagines#percy jackson imagine#percy jackson fanfic#percy jackson fan fiction#luke castellan x you#luke castellan fluff#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan imagine#luke castellan imagines#luke castellan fanfic#source: vine
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Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!
#what do you mean this isnt how the finale went?#source: vine#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel adam#adam#hazbin hotel lucifer#adamsapple#guitarduck#chat post
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Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?
Bucky: No
Tony: I do
Steve: I know Tony
Tony: I'm sad
Steve: I know Tony
#source: vine#captain america civil war#tony stark#steve rogers#bucky barnes#canon. Bucky is all I don't know you crazy bitch get away from me and my plums#meanwhile Tony “I was your friend too” “I needed you” “we lost and you weren't there” “no trust liar”#incorrect marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes
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Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?
Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!
Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?
Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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voit: daddy?
rossi: do i LOOK like—
#source: vine#sorry i had to#criminal minds#incorrect criminal minds#criminal minds incorrect#cm#criminal minds gone wrong#incorrect criminal minds quotes#incorrect cm#cm incorrect quotes#david rossi#elias voit#criminal minds evolution
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Jiang Cheng: [to Jin Ling] You know, Wei Wuxian can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Jiang Cheng: [blows airhorn at Wei Wuxian] GET FUCKED!
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jin ling#jiang cheng's questionable parenting#incorrect quotes#this house is a fucking nightmare#source: vine
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First contact AU + human pet AU
Optimus: *visiting the Lost Light* So where's this pet I've been hearing so much about?
Rodimus: Oh they're right here 😊*holds out hand, showing the human*
Y/N: 😐
Optimus:....
Optimus: that's a human-
Rodimus: They know some tricks too! Watch this! Speak Little Buddy!
Y/N: please help me!
Optimus: It just spoke an earth language. That's a SENTIENT BEING
#transformers first contact Au#Transformers#first contact au#transformers rodimus#transformers lost light#transformers mtmte#Optimus Prime#source: vine
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Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 84
Jason: It's not the worst date I've ever had. There was that one that kept stabbing me with a fork.
Jason: Look at the buns on that guy.
Roy: *laying on ground, covered in burger buns*
Dick: This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny!
Jason, drawing gun: I'm not going back to jail!
#red hood incorrect quotes#source: phineas and ferb#source: vine#jason todd#red hood#essence#roy harper#arsenal#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batkids#dc characters#comic characters#jason peter todd#funny#funny incorrect quotes#phineas and ferb#vines#dc comics#dc#comics#comic books#ships#jayessence#jayroy#humor#batfam incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes
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Charlie: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Al?
Alastor: no.
Sir Pentious: I do!
Charlie: I know, Pentious.
Sir Pentious: I’m sssad!
Charlie: I know, Pentious.
#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#charlie morningstar#alastor the radio demon#sir pentious#source: vine
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“This is the closest we got to world peace 😔”
(made by tiktok user spitbubbles)
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Aegon: hey, how are you-
Cannibal: *growls*
Aegon: *clings onto reader* GET YOUR FUCKING DRAGON BITCH!
Reader: he doesn’t bite ☺️
Aegon: YES IT DO!! HE EATS EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
#hotd incorrect quotes#source: vine#house of the dragon#hotd imagines#hotd imagine#house of the dragon imagines#house of the dragon imagine#aegon x reader#aegon x you#aegon targaryen imagine#aegon imagines#aegon imagine#aegon targaryen x reader#aegon targaryen imagines
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