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[incorrect-star-allies]

Meta Knight: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Dedede: Okay-

Magolor: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Dedede, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

[thesecretdcblog]

Jason: Growing up in Gotham, you develop thick skin

Dick, walking past: Navy blue is not your colour

Jason, whirling around to fight him: Navy blue brings out my eyes!

[homoaquaticus]

Ozai: Is this peanut free? my son has an allergy.

Cashier: That peanut is not free, that will be a dollar.

Ozai: *smacking dollar down* You’re lucky I hate my son so much.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dick: Yo, dumbass, get over here!

Jason: Okay-

Tim: I'm coming!

Jason internally: *sadly* I thought... I was dumbass...

[moonyswarmsweaters]

i cant this is so them

James: *Barges in* WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?!

Sirius: *calmly* who ate my brother’s ass?

James:

James: *nods and leaves*

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!

Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?

Bucky: No

Tony: I do

Steve: I know Tony

Tony: I'm sad

Steve: I know Tony

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?

Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.

Damian: You better take that back!

[gay-dorito-dust]

Just Luke and reader being camp halfblood parental figures.

Percy: why do you call Luke and y/n your parents?

Annabeth; it’s hard not to, epically not when Luke watched over me and made sure my wounds were healed, nurse me back to health when sick like a mother. Whereas y/n would advice me to crush my enemies, destroy their egos with my intellect and ability to think on the spot, but in the same breath beat the shit out of anyone that looked at me wrong.

Annabeth: they both essentially raised me when we were together with Thalia. Who in this situation would be my cool aunt.

Percy: *whispering to himself* note to self, if I am to ever date annabeth, hypothetically, don’t piss off the parental unit known as y/n.

…

Luke: where have you been young man? You’ve had us worried sick.

Percy: who are you meant to be my dad?

You: no I am your dad/parental unit, now answer your mother.

Percy: *crosses arms* it’s none of your business.

You: *also crosses arms* would you like to repeat that again since you’re feeling sassy today?

Percy: …no…I was with Grover and Annabeth.

Luke: we’re only looking out for you, that’s all. *pats his shoulder with a smile* but you do know you’re not allowed to sneak out of your cabins after curfew.

You: which is a rule you broke that thus punishable, so you know what that means ~

Percy: I’m cabin grounded…

You: yes you absolutely are, now get to bed and think about what you’ve done to your poor mother. *cradles Luke in your arms as he tries not to laugh*

…

You: the both of you get on top of your bunks! Get up there!

Connor and travis: *climbing their bunk beds* THIS CABIN IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Luke: this is what you get for replacing shampoo with hair remover, poor Lucas from the Aphrodite cabin can’t look himself in the mirror anymore.

(I like to imagine that Connor and travis sleep on the top bunks of their beds so they can scheme to one another)

…

New camper: *points to you and luke* mom/dad/ etc and dad?

You and Luke: uhhh…yeah! 👍

…

(Good guy Luke au)

Nico: *sweet boy with the sweetest smile, complete deck of mythomagic cards that he wants to talk about, bright eyed and bushy tailed, just over all needs to be protected*

You: *cradles him to your chest* you sweet little boy! I know your pain and you’ve been nothing but brave this entire time.

Luke: *joining you* absolutely the bravest our sweet child of hades, we’ll keep you safe from now on.

Nico: I don’t know what’s going on but do you want to listen to me talk about my card game? *shows you both his cards with a beaming smile*

You and Luke: *sitting yourselves down In front of nico* oh absolutely we do. Nothing would make us happier.

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!

Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?

[amazing-spiderlad]

Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!

Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Cheng: [to Jin Ling] You know, Wei Wuxian can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Jiang Cheng: [blows airhorn at Wei Wuxian] GET FUCKED!

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

First contact AU + human pet AU

Optimus: *visiting the Lost Light* So where's this pet I've been hearing so much about?

Rodimus: Oh they're right here 😊*holds out hand, showing the human*

Y/N: 😐

Optimus:....

Optimus: that's a human-

Rodimus: They know some tricks too! Watch this! Speak Little Buddy!

Y/N: please help me!

Optimus: It just spoke an earth language. That's a SENTIENT BEING

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Al?

Alastor: no.

Sir Pentious: I do!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

Sir Pentious: I’m sssad!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 8

Duke: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

Duke: I could've been a theater kid. But I chose to be tolerable instead.

Duke, doing a crossword: I need a five letter work for disappointment.

Dick: Bruce.

Duke: ... *gasps* It fits.

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.

*flashback*

Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!