#incorrect new girl quotes

[moravel]

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Eddie: Okay, fine, I kissed Buck! Is that what you wanted me to say?!

Hen:...

Hen: I literally haven't said anything for over an hour.

[goalieflashflight]

Donna: I'm your girlfriend without the rewards.

Doctor: Yeah. You're saying you want the...?

Donna: No! No, no, no, no, no. Not with you. Blecch!

Doctor: Don't say "blecch!"

Donna: I don't want it.

Doctor: I'm not disgusting. It's not an unheard of thought.

Donna: Blecch!

Doctor: Come on. Admit it, you've thought about it.

Donna: You and me, sexually? Nope. Blecch! Never thought about it once.

Doctor: Don't lie.

Donna: Not on purpose. Sleeping Donna is a totally different person!

Doctor: You know you did when you walked in on me doing deep lunges.

Donna: Yeah, check my Google history, Doctor. It's filled with Time Lords doing deep lunges.

Doctor: I mean, I'll admit I've thought about it.

Donna: Yeah. When was this?

Doctor: Last year. Just once.

He thought of her fall into a tub of jello and her inability to get out. Knowing she was still highly embarrassed from the incident, he quickly changed topics.

[moondustinfj]

Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

[ek-ranjhaan]

She has not just been raped and murdered, she was very much tortured and brutalized like Nirbhaya. It is all over the Bengali news. I don't understand why no one is talking about this.

A 2nd year Respiratory Medicine in a well known government medical college in Kolkata, West Bengal, India is found in a semi-naked state and the college/ hospital called it a suicide.

I'm a MBBS student in second year. After reading about her, what crossed my mind is the amount of times she would have felt this fear, before this worst fear of hers eventually materialized.

"A young resident doctor was found dead in the seminar room of her medical college in Kolkata. Initial autopsy report suggests possible rape and murder."

As all are saying,

She wasn't walking the street at odd hours. She wasn't wearing clothes that were provocative. She wasn't loitering in dangerous neighbourhoods.

She was a resident doctor, looking for a place to rest in her own hospital.

She had been on duty and had gone to rest in the early hours of Friday.

The one place which was supposed to guarantee her safety failed her, miserably.

Someone comes, rapes a female pg who is merely resting in a seminar hall because there is no proper place for her to rest, brutalized her and kills her. How did NO one know? The college and police initially call it a suicide. Excuse me? It is also being said that under pressure from local politicians, the Principal and Dean attempted to alter the post-mortem report. Autopsy confirms sexual assault.

What are the actions taken? One man arrested because his behavior seemed "shady". This is clearly not an act of one man. And this was a very well aware of and a well executed criminal act.

Also, all this happening in WB right when the situation of bangladesh is in turmoil and news of Bangladeshi Hindus being killed and tortured, seems wrong, VERY WRONG. Happening right before NEET-PG, as 24 lakh doctors prepare to write an exam on Sunday to be resident doctors, this news has wrapped us all in agony and rage,

What are they working so hard for? Why should they aspire to be in a system that ignores their basic needs? The minimum requirement of a workplace is safety. That should be non-negotiable.

This profession demands extereme hardwork, a lot of mental strength and Physical Assaults, harassment, low paying jobs with odd working hours with intense humiliation. Now its the worst of all seeing a bright mind losing her life in the most disrespectful state of all. This should never happen to any woman.

I'd also like to question why isn't any big media house covering this news, where are all the international news channels all this time.

What are the students in other medical colleges doing? This talks about their own safety and lives. What are the medical students across the world doing? It's time for us to stand for the most basic Human right, safety.

Yesterday when my roommate, an MBBS final year intern was heading for her night posting, I feared and prayed for her to come back safely. Thinking about it, in a few years I will also have night posting, I'll also return from my hospital duties late at night. I'll also have to go through the same fear, and I'll also have to keep praying that my worst fears don't turn into reality. So many female doctors, nursing staffs, other Healthcare workers, other working women, non-working women go through the same fear, probably multiple times a day.

It is a shame to be born in such a disgusting world and society, it is shame to witness such a brutal crime, and it is a shame to live in this fear daily.

Those RAPISTS need to be hunged infront of the whole natio...if needed burned alive. People should fear the idea of raping, more than getting raped.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Tim: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: I don’t want to hurt their feelings

Regulus: Hurt their feel—you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings, James?

James: Yeah. Don’t you?

Regulus: No! How do you get anything done?

James: It’s hard!

[finstanner]

Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to God I’m gonna fall in love with you.

- Qimir (probably)

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: Why? Why, Eloise?

Eloise: Why am I friends with Cressida?

Penelope: Is it a pity thing? Is she sick? Are you working for the government? Damnit, she’s holding you against your will, isn’t she? If she’s holding you against your will, blink twice.

Eloise: *Gives Penelope a deadpan stare*

Penelope: Come on, blink twice!!!

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, walks in: Ah, Kacchan! Here, I got you a cookie.

Bakugo:…What?

Izuku: I got you a cookie. Since you gave me one the other day.

Bakugo: HOW FU*KING DARE YOU?!

Izuku: W-What?

Bakugo, grabs cookie from his hands and crushes it: Don’t speak to me for a damn month! *walks out*

Izuku:..You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie…You gave me a cookie, gave you cookie…Gave me cookie, got you cookie!

Todoroki, watching this: My God, he finally made you snap.

[yourgalgremlin]

Not the Black family trauma 🫠

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Tony: Sometimes I think you were bred in a lab to help people.

Peter: You know what else they bred in a lab?

Tony: Steve.

Peter: I was gonna say pugs…

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck: *about Taylor* Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Eddie, muttering: No, a summer's day is not a bitch.

[hollow-prior]

Inej: Kaz is a good person, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.

[moondustinfj]

Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-

James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?

Sirius: *high pitched scream*

James: I don't find this weird anymore

Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-

James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS

[seekmemystar]

James: you seem like a reasonable person-

Evan: I'm not.