#source abbott elementary

[incorrectcuphead]

cuphead: look. i drew a picture of you.

elder kettle: oh, wow. okay, what am i? i’m a cowboy?

cuphead: no. it’s a picture of you playing baseball.

elder kettle: oh, right. yeah, i can see him running the bases.

cuphead: no, you're hitting a home run.

elder kettle: of course. yes. well, thank you.

[incorrecttrolls]

poppy: alright, alright. calm down. calm down.

guy diamond: what happened?

branch: he hit me first!

tiny diamond: liar!

branch: i’m a liar?! i’m the liar?!

bruce: okay, aspetta. calm it down.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: What are you all doing here?

Dick: You didn't think we would give up that easy, did you?

Bruce: That's exactly what I thought. I'm genuinely surprised to see you here.

[daddiesdrarryy]

*1985, Hogwarts kindergarten*

Harry: Professor Black, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly?

Regulus: Well, let’s think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?

Harry: Yes

Regulus: …

Regulus: Alright, let’s go see Poppy, Harry

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Okay, Derek's out sick so I'll be in charge of the meeting. But he did have specific instructions for me to play this DVD called "Play in case of emergency". -----[Video starts playing]----- Derek: Hello, Hale Pack. It's me, your alpha, Derek. And if you're watching this, it means it's too late for me. The pack: [gasps] Derek: --to come in today. Scott: [closes the laptop] That's enough of that.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike... Yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life... I would be put on time out, and I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted woman that stands before you today. Glinda: Oh, Elphie...

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: [with his morning coffee] Ah, spring is on its way. Pop music is back. Coffee's almost warm. It's gonna be a good day.

Dazai: [Walking in] Good morning, everyone.

Chuuya: [Dumps coffee] Well, try again tomorrow.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: So you’re dating Pepper?

Tony: Yeah! It’s going great!

Clint: So she knew you, and she was like… more?

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: So you’re dating MJ? Peter: Yeah! It’s going great! Natasha: So she knew you, and she was like… more?

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: They were so annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Cressida: You mean fight or flight?

Eloise: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Cressida.

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [280/?]

[incorrect-waynemanor]

duke: y'all may not know this about me

duke: but if i put my mind to it, i can be real annoying

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: I’m that bitch and she knows it. My life stay winning; my parents are smart, my friends are sexy-

Richie: I’m not even talking about Beverly. Have you seen Mike? Ben? Bill on a good day?

[incorrectbatfam]

[chaperoning a field trip]

Dick: Hurry up! Who knows when those kids will start arriving.

Clark: They get here at seven-thirty.

Dick: Every day? That's wild.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: James, I’ve got a paper eater in my Charms class, and I’m just trying to get inside his head

James: Oh! I had a kid in my class lick glue last year, but it was a one time thing

Regulus: See, that I can handle. But apparently, he’s been doing this all year

Remus: Maybe he’s doing it for attention. Or maybe it’s like an anxiety thing

Sirius: Maybe it’s that, but some kids just like to eat weird stuff. I used to eat crayons, remember? I love the snap. Just get him some of that edible paper that they use on cakes. Wean him off and call it a day. That’s how I kicked crayons. Pretzel sticks and chocolates

Regulus: I licked chapstick once

Sirius: Sicko

Regulus: …

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles: I can't believe I couldn't solve this. I just... I just wanted it to be perfect. Derek: We protect our territory the best we can with what we have. That's what the pack has done for centuries. You don't have to be so hard on yourself. What we do is good enough. Stiles: Wow, thanks, Derek. I would love to sit in this moment with you, but I just thought of a plan that will fix everything, completely ignoring your pleas for me to let this go. Derek: Stiles: I love you, bye! [runs off]