#Incorrect Flash

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

A brand new hero 12 seconds after stepping over the border of Central City: Time to- The Rogues, materialising out of nowhere: You're not Barry. Hero: Sorry, what? Captain Cold: Where's Barry? We want Barry back. Hero: How did you even get here so fast? Golden Glider: We're chased by the best, we know how to be quick. Hero: Who are you people? Heat Wave: Great, we get to do the Villain Speech. Barry loves the Villain Speech. Captain Cold: Remember that time Barry and I got into a pun-off? That was amazing. He has the best puns. I could listen to him forever. Hero: What the fuck is happening right now? Captain Cold: You swear? What kind of example are you setting for the kids? Barry never swears. Mirror Master: I mean, he said Fiddlesticks that one time. Pied Piper: But he felt really bad about it after. Hero: Look, I just want to do a quick patrol, maybe kick some bad guy ass, then go home okay? Captain Cold: A quick patrol? You mean you’re not going to lecture us on how much good we could be doing for the city instead? Barry would be lecturing us by now. You’re supposed to be telling me that you know I want to be a hero like you and getting misty eyed and choked up and- Golden Glider: Lenny... Captain Cold: Huh? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re supposed to be trying to reform us not punish us. Barry doesn’t care about kicking ass, kid. Hero: Heat Wave: You’re not going to stop and make sure everyone in the bank we just robbed had dinner before sending them home? Barry would have brought pizza. Hero: Pied Piper: I bet you don’t even make sure your crooks get to a hospital after you beat them up. Captain Cold: We are so disappointed in you. 

Brand new hero 12 seconds after stumbling into the Hall of Justice covered in frost and You Tried Your Best stickers, sobbing: Why are they so mean??

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Batman: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Flash: Dorito’s cool ranch.

Batman:

Batman: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

Flash: I love that song.

[usagi-t-suki]

bart @ flash family : if i'm not cloned again, this bloodline ends with me

kon : that’s the fanciest way i’ve ever heard someone say “i’m gay”

[lovingflash]

Barry waking up from yet another coma: *yawns* Hey guys, what time is it.

Cisco: Hey, it's about 2 am dude, you hungry?

Barry: Oh cool, Yeah I'm up for some food.

Caitlin holding all of her medical equipment: Guys can you please stop pretending that nothing happened.

[batfamgalore]

*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*

Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.

Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?

Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.

Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.

Bruce: I did not vouch for you.

Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.

Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.

Dick: Let’s hug it out.

Bruce: Put your arms down.

[superbat-love]

Barry: Hey Clark, we heard about your recent breakup. Really sorry to hear that, man.

Clark: [gloomily] Yeah...

Bruce: [stares out the window]

Arthur: You will meet someone better suited for you one day—your destined soulmate.

Clark: I hope so.

Bruce:

Hal: I mean, who wouldn't go for you? You're strong, smart and handsome!

Clark: Thanks Hal.

Barry: Yeah! I’m sure you'll meet someone who's just as kind and attentive and knows how to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.

Clark: Mn.

Hal: Hey, there's this new bar that just opened up in downtown Metropolis! We should go and check it out this weekend! Whaddya say?

Arthur, Hal and Barry stare expectantly at Bruce.

Bruce: [slowly turns to look at Clark] I like the look of your bleeding heart.

Arthur, Hal & Barry: ???

Clark: [visibly cheers up] Thanks Bruce! You know, it took a few attempts to grow those flowers in outer space, but I finally got it right! They look slightly different from those cultivated on Earth, but I find them unique. I'm glad you like them too!

Arthur, Hal & Barry: It worked?!

[burning-quesadilla]

Wally: I need life advice.  Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

[celaenaeiln]

Damian: These colors for Robin are terrible. I simply refuse to believe father chose red, yellow, and green to hide in the night. The tactical planning behind this suit is abhorrent. Who in the world picked it?

Tim: *not even glancing up* Dick.

Damian: These are exemplary colors, truly no one could have chosen better. Red to represent passion, yellow for happiness, and green for new beginnings- as expected of Grayson, only he could come up with such a brilliant and thoughtful design. Not to mention, it’s a test in blending into your surroundings despite your attire which is extremely useful in the field for other missions. Marvelous planning and insight.

[cod-dump]

Alex: You can’t get married, the Bible said Adam and Eve not Simon and Johnny. Come back after you legally change your names

Ghost:

Ghost: Do you realize how close I was to stabbing you?

Alex: Honestly thought you were going to before I even finished the joke. I am pleasantly surprised

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: SUPERBOY!!!

[somewhere else]

Bart, terrified: What was that?!?

Cassie: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Damian: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends

Jason: Your what?

Damian: My friends

Jason: Is he saying ‘friends’?

Dick: I think he’s being sarcastic

Y/N: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Dami, all of your friends are in this room

Damian: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks

Dick: That’s so great! I can’t wait to meet them!

Y/N: *happy crying* Dami, you listened to me. I’m so proud of you

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.

Y/N: That is why I look at you like that.

[lovingflash]

Cisco, to Team flash: I would walk through fire for team flash.

Cisco: well not fire that's dangerous but a very humid room.

Cisco: Only a not to humid room because of my hair.

[xxfoulplayxx]

Robin: throw me, throw me, throw me.

Superman: no.

Kid Flash: I'll catch him, just throw him really high and really far. Please.

Superman: no!

Robin: Throw me, throw me, throw me.

[batfamgalore]

Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.