#but based on the incorrect quotes

[friendlycursedspaceotter]

sometimes, you think you're making a character playlist for a character you're voicing and you realized you're accidentally characterizing them as a hurt nonbinary disaster bisexual who just wants love and maybe to create the world's best adblocker while also dealing with these maniacs who keep interrupting her work but also have good baked goods

on a completely unrelated note, Riley Harper from Welcome to Interstellar

[batfamgalore]

Tim: How’s Dick dealing with the whole getting shot in the head, losing his memories, two of his best friends dying, Alfred dying, and Damian running away?

Jason: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey Dick!

Dick: Yo?

Jason: An asteroid is heading to Earth. Death is imminent.

Dick: (Eating his cereal upside down on the couch) Wig.

[slowandsteddie]

Steve, has a seizure and passes out

Steve, wakes up in the hospital

Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away

Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”

Eddie, making a choked sound

Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes

Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”

Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”

Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”

Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: come on reggie im just trying to help you find a girlfriend

Regulus: i don’t need your help

Sirius: come on reggie!!

Regulus: i’m gay sirius!

Sirius:

Sirius: okay well we can just get you a boyfriend

Regulus: i’m not interested

Sirius: i know a few boys who would interest you

Regulus: bloody hell!

Regulus: *leans over to kiss james*

Regulus: i’m perfectly fine

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: are you fucking kidding me?!

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim, injured and bedridden: I promise you all, when I can move again, I'm going to be so god damn unhinged that the Joker himself will be scared

Everyone else: ...that's nice sweetie

[missingmoonflowers]

supernatural x the onion headlines

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it

Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?

Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this

Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting

Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it

Tim: *passes it to Damian*

Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross

Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass

Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?

Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good

Dick: Well now I feel left out

Duke: *hands it to Dick*

Dick: *takes a bite*

Dick:

Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this

Jason: You wanna try Bruce?

Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...

Dick: *hands it to Bruce*

Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[batcavescolony]

Zeus: POSEIDON CONTROL YOUR CHILD!

Poseidon: I can do one of two things. I can be the God of the Sea or I can control Perseus Jackson. I cannot possibly do both.

[gomzdrawfr]

y/n please

redraw of @warenai's incorrect quotes from this post

shameless plug but my commissions are open :]

[aespades]

So, two in one day. This will probably never happen again. But I love making comics. Let me know if you'd want to see more.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

[sylviaplathenthusiast]

barty: i think i would genuinely fuck my clone and enjoy it, does that make me fucked up?

evan: i think itd be fucked up to pass up an opportunity to fuck you

barty: sorry?

evan: huh?

[dickmastersfruit]

*Regulus just existing*

James: I wanna throw money at him

Sirius: Die

Remus: ...

[starch1ldz]

Venom au

Emily: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Morgan: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Spencer: You’re both pathetic

Morgan: What do you sleep with?

Spencer: Y/n.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?

Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this