#incorrect timothy drake

[lilylovelyxo]

*Y/S/N and Batbros doing calculations/research for a case.*

Y/N: “Just out of morbid curiosity, how accurate do we think these numbers are?”

Tim, on his fifth cup of coffee: “I think I am pretty much right on a couple of 'em.”

Jason: “Fantastic.”

[reineydraws]

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[kaethefangirl]

bruce forces the batkids to go to his charity balls and he gives them suits and dresses for it- but he accidentally switches tim and Stephanie's outfits.

*Jason, Dick, and Duke huddled together looking at Tim and Stephanie walk into the ballroom*

Jason: They didn't.

Dick: They wouldn't

Duke: They did.

Stephanie: *wearing a black and red tux*

Tim: *holding her arm while wearing a bright purple dress, with heels*

Bruce: *sighs in tired dad*

[bat-stuff]

Diana: So how’s the new Robin doing?

Bruce: oh? Uh yeah he’s alright

Meanwhile back at the manor:

Alfred: Master Timothy, the weather is lovely outside-

Tim: just a minute Alfred…Does Bruce know that the woman he met at the gala last night is Oliver Queen’s third cousin’s wife’s sister-

Alfred, who just wants Tim to go outside: I’m sure he-what?

[samthechaotic]

Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

[adeptune01]

*bored at a Wayne gala*

Tim: Anybody have any game ideas?

Dick: Let's play the question game!

Jason: NO! Do NOT listen to him.

Duke: What's the question game?

Dick: Two people have a conversation but only in questions. The first person to say a normal sentence loses- but couldn't you have figured it out?

Damian: That does not sound difficult.

Jason: He is unnaturally good at this stupid game. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Dick: It's not that bad is it? So who's up first?

Jason: Run away, little pigs. Run away while you still can.

Steph: Could I give it a go?

Dick: I don't know? Could you?

Steph: You're pretty confident aren't you?

Dick: Any reason I shouldn't be?

Steph: Remind me: your old outfit was butt-ugly, right?

Duke: Isn't that a little...personal?

Steph: Quiet, you. Wait, no, hang on-

Jason: Ooooh, sorry, Steph!

Steph: Duke distracted me! That's cheating!

Dick: Would you like a rematch?

Tim: Wait, wait. Let me give this a try.

Dick: You want to try, Tim?

Tim: Why not?

Dick: Let me know when you're ready?

Tim: I'm ready.

Jason: Short and sweet.

Dick: Anyone else? Jason?

Jason: Hell no- I've lost enough of my life to this dumb game.

Dick: What about you, Damian? You want to give this a try?

Damian: Well, wouldn't that be the next logical step?

Dick: Who said this was a logical game?

Damian: Were you the one who told Bruce to limit my animal adoption rates?

Dick: And what if I was?

Damian: Would you not feel betrayed?

Dick: Would you not like me to act in your own interest?

Damian: Is that a real question?

Dick: Is that an incredibly weak response?

*several hours later*

Damian: But have I proved my point?

Dick: Can we agree to disagree?

Duke: Dick, how long is this going to go on for?

Jason: Hours...days. Months doesn't seem unreasonable.

Tim: Speaking from experience?

Jason: You have no idea.

[loosepocketchange01]

[dc-and-damirae]

superman : so. um. Where were y'all born?

damain, biterly : i was made in a lab!

superman :

superman : wh-

jason : i just straight up fucking spawned.

superman :

tim : bold of you to assume i was born in a comprehensible manner.

superman, looking at batman :

bruce shrugging : I told you, these kids are fucked up and technically tim is the only one lying.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian, holding Tim by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!

Tim, visibly afraid: U-uh… dick told me to have a good day!!

Damian, lowering his fist: You make a good point…

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[strange-birb]

More secret band AU Timmy!🫦

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 129

Tim, reading a book: No way! *gasp* Oh my god!

Jason, reading the same book: Knock it off!

Tim: Mind your own business.

Jason: I would love too, but now I'm wondering if all that gasping is about something I already read or something coming up.

Tim: I'm on page three hundred and twelve.

Jason: Don't tell me that! Now I know there's a gasp coming in twenty pages.

[alana93mugi]

Jason : " i don't know how to tell you this dick but you're in love with me. "

Dick : " What ? "

Dick :

Dick : " Oh my god, i am ."

Barbara : " What kind of confession did i just Witness ? "

[xpeterstarkx]

jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

steph: >:O language

damian: yeah, watch your fucking language

dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?

cass: 'the fuck word'.

tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time

damian: oh my god, timothy censored it

cass: say fuck, tim.

damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.

[magnoliasandarson]

stick

Tim: I can't crack this case. My skull is about to implode. Stephanie: Bit dramatic, Timberlina. Tim: I just want my brain to give me good thoughts, please, fuck. Stephanie: Smack it with a stick. Tim: My brain? Stephanie: Did I stutter? Tim: I think you just described a lobotomy.

[jupiterfallz]

Tim & Jason fighting over shit again:

Tim: HE RUINED MY COMPUTER

Jason: I did not!!! Alfred send him to his room and take away his suit immediately!!!