#incorrect sm

[witch-craft-works]

Twst Incorrect Quotes

Random NRC student: How does it feel to be the most hated person at NRC?

Ace smugly: Listen in a campus full of losers I wear as a fucking badge of honor

Cater in the background: What about the rumors that you kissed the prefect

Ace: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

[stxrquotes]

yunli text posts ft. yanqing

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[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?

Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT

Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!

Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so

Dividers from @/cafekitsune

[mamaspidershit]

Peter, jumping out of Natasha's closet: BOO! Natasha: Peter: Natasha: Peter: *makes a sad face* Natasha: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

[bloody-starr]

caejose meme dump (part 1? maybe?)

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin: Thanks for not telling the council what happened during the mission.

Obi-Wan, exhausted: I wouldn’t even know how to explain..

[fanaticalthings]

I can't stop thinking about Bruce coming to the realization that his children are grown up.

Like this man is huge, he used to absolutely dwarf his little Robins, and could carry each of them in one arm at some point.

This man will hug one of his kids and realize they no longer fit under his arm anymore, that some of them are, and will become taller than him.

He'll probably reminisce how his children used to hide under his cape whenever they felt scared or just wanted to have fun, and Bruce realizes that they're all so grown that they can't really do that anymore and that they don't really need to rely on their dad to protect them now, and I bet he just tears up at that.

He'll just be sitting in his office, looking at all his children's photos from when they were younger and he'll feel so proud at how far they've come, but also a little devastated at how he can't just scoop his kids up and shield them from everything the world throws at them.

I bet when Bruce is especially in his feels, he'll just think about when he first got each of them and how small and cute they all were, how they all slowly began to see him as their father, how they used to crawl into his bed when they wanted his comfort :')

Bruce will just think about how they each brought joy back into his life and how he'd literally do anything to keep them safe cuz those are his babies.

[curseyouperrytheplatypus]

[nori-draws-sometimes]

the best way to solve art block is by rewatching saiki k for the ten millionth time. confirmed.

[pearlynia]

Regulus: I'm cold :(

James: *gives his jacket and cuddles him*

Barty: I'm cold

Evan: then freeze.

Barty:

Evan:

Evan: *lights a chair on fire*

Barty: :D

[your-local-jedi-commander]

Price: you know those things will kill you, right?

Soap, playing with knifes: that’s the point

Ghost, smoking a cigarette: we’re trying to speed up the process

Gaz: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[codename-adler]

3.

Welcome back to the Neil & Seth shitshow!

i love my dummy sweet pea princesita seth sm we were robbed of his 3 brain cells

*Context for the Aaron tweet: in my Kevaaron fic “dance ‘til you find someone to die for” as well as my Kathea 🌺 wip et general hcs where Aaron and Katelyn have to separate, Kate has a mental breakdown from her multiple undiagnosed mental illnesses and thus is interned into a psych ward for months while events unfold on the outside. i just saw the tweet and thought it was funny and a lovely coincidence :)

[incorectquoteswlw]

A regular convo between Kate and Yelena

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

mal: jane's eyes are blue, right?

carlos: yes, but not just blue, though. when she's really upset, they desaturate to a grey color and if she's exceptionally happy, they shine like sunlight on the calm sea

evie: and when was the last time she smiled?

carlos: last night at about 1:57 am, when i said something that made her laugh

jay: right, and when's my birthday?

carlos: .....

jay: when is my birthday, carlos?!

[marvelomadness06]

James: Regulus, I love-

Regulus: no.

James: what do you mean no?

Regulus: If you say that you love me, I will have to face the very complex, stupidly emotional feelings I have for you and it is far too early in the week for me to stop repressing and have an epiphany.

Remus: *nodding* makes sense.

Barty: yeah, he’s not due for an emotional breakdown over his feelings till at least Friday

Sirius: it’s just what mother always said: Yes Repress, No Stress

…

James: …what?