#incorrect drama quotes

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: I’m a reverse necromancer!

Evan: Isn’t that just-

Regulus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Barty. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Barty. Fuck you.

Barty:

Evan:

Barty, whispering: What happened to him?

Evan, whispering back: I think he saw James being nice to a girl in his class this morning and he got jealous

[amezure]

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[veethebeequeen]

Sirius: you can't just invite regulus into our dorm whenever you want

James: why not? You do it.

Sirius: he's my brother

James: and he's my boyfriend

Sirius: no he's not

James:

Regulus:

Remus who knows because he accidentally walked in on them a week ago:

Sirius: NO HES NOT

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

Damian: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I have a dentist appointment tomorrow… Buck: Do you want me to go with you because you're a little scared? Eddie: Pffffft, no! Buck: Do you want me to go with you because you are a lot scared? Eddie, tearing up: Yes, but only to hold my hand.

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Y/N, dressed formally: Do I look too dressed up?

Floyd: Are you sure you’re going to cheer up for a team?

Y/N: I had to attend some business today. That’s why I’m dressed like this

Y/N: What about you? 

Floyd, also dressed formally: I just wanted to make a good impression on you 

[rjmac211]

Lena holds a gun to Kara’s chest

Kara: Lena you wouldn’t you love me

Lena: I do love you Kara but I have to do this

Kara: Please Lena I’ll do anything you can’t shoot me

Lena: I have to I guess we always knew it would come down to this

Kara: Lena you don’t have to we can fix this

Lena: A Luthor and A Super can not be on the same side that would just be unfair

Kara: For you Lena I will take the hit just know whatever happens I love you

Lena: I love you too Kara

Lena shoots Kara and Kara falls back onto the ground

Alex: You two are so fucking dramatic it’s paint ball not the hunger games

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

pre angelic revelation, the hotel crew goes looking for Vaggie about some managerial thing and regularly finds her kickboxing in a spare room, beating the crap out of a dummy dressed up in an exorcist's gear and mask

a totally normal way to blow off steam, and one that they sometimes also find Charlie spectating at-

("Aren't you supposed to be against all this violence and shit?" - "Yes! But no actual exorcists are being hurt during this stress relief slash training session! So it's OK!" - "Yeah right. And you think your girlfriend looks hot punching stuff huh." - "Hm? Sorry Husk, I wasn't listening- what did you say?" - "......")

which all well and good!

until AFTER the angelic revelation.....

Charlie: "Vaggie. Please don't tell me that's actually YOUR exorcist armor."

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "Don't say you've been punching your old exorcist mask, imagining your own face under it."

Vaggie: "......"

Charlie: "I do NOT want to hear that you've been beating up on your past self this entire time- while I was watching! -and using punishing yourself by proxy as a way to cope when you're stressing over feeling like you're not doing enough here and now."

Vaggie: "........."

Charlie: "Vaggie why aren't you SAYING anything!?"

Vaggie: "You told me not to!"

Charlie: "ARGH!!!!"

post revelation, Husk goes looking for Vaggie in the training room like usual, and finds her standing helplessly in front of the exorcist training dummy as a tearful Charlie clings protectively to it with a full body hug

husk decides restocking the bar can wait. he's not getting paid enough to deal with This

[cod-dump]

Roach: *walks into the rec room in a massive hoodie*

Gaz, staring at the hoodie: That confirms it

Roach: Confirms what?

Soap: That you’re dating König

Roach: Dati- I am NOT! Why the fuck do you think I’m dating KorTac’s colonel?!

Ghost: You’re wearing a outlandishly large hoodie with the Austrian flag on the back

Roach: IT’S FOR FOOTBALL

Ghost: You don’t even like football! And why the fuck would you support Austria over England?!

Gaz: Roach, just admit you’re dating König

Roach: I’M NOT

Soap: Oh my god- Gary! Stop playing around!

Price, walking in: What’s with the yelling?

Ghost: Roach’s denying that he’s dating Colonel König

Price: He’s not though

Roach: THANK YOU-

Price: They’re friends with benefits

Gaz, Ghost, & Soap: *immediately start losing their shit*

Roach: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL THEM THAT?!

Price: *says nothing before he leaves the room*

Roach: CAPTAIN-

[wondersinwaynemanor]

my own version:

Jason: Manipulate, mansplain, or manslaughter?

Roy, without a breath to spare: Manwhoreforyou.

Jason, brows raised: Say that again.

Roy: I said Manletsgetmarried.

Jason: Okay.

Roy: Really? Okay??

Jason, a smile appearing on his face: I think we already are, Roy.

Roy, grins: I just wanted to hear it from you.

Dick, through the comms: ROY HARPER????? JASON TODD????

Roy, grins even wider: Present, Dick Grayson!

Jason rolls his eyes.

Dick, huffs: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO BOTH OF YOU!

Jason: You're not my mom, Dickface. Bye!

DICK: LITTLE WING-

Jason, shuts off his comms: Anyways, where were we?

Roy, does the same and tightens his hold on his bow: About to fuck shit up.

Jason, takes his weapons from their holsters: Then what are we waiting for?

Roy, smirks: That's one of the things I love about you, Jaybird.

[hearts4dorlene]

*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Regulus: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Pandora : Did James say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Regulus: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

[anonymouse5]

*in an argument*

Regulus: there’s a universe where you’re not gay

Sirius:

Sirius: now that’s just hurtful

[enteringdullsville]

The short-awaited, understated, totally updated rerelease!

(Audio from Jellystone)

[theaceofarrows]

Family dinner

Dick: [brought his therapist disguised as a date]

Tim: [FaceTimeing Kon while they loudly discuss Baldur's Gate 3]

Steph: [using her spoon to catapult potatoes at everyone while loudly humming Britney Spears]

Duke and Cass: [having a Rock Paper Scissors tournament having still eating and talking]

Jason and Damian: [seeing who can use their dinner knife to cut their food the most aggressively while maintaining intense eye contact]

Bruce: [on his third glass of wine]

Alfred: [seconds away from disapprovinly raising an eyebrow]

Dick: [to therapist] See?

Therapist: Oh, my- How...?